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Caption Contest: Fun in Monte Carlo Edition

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You asked for it, here it is: Three Blondes Crash a Bentley in Monte Carlo and now you caption it.

Winners on....oh, let's go with Monday morning.

(Oh, and remember that I'm the decider here, not Donna. Have fun!.)

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45 Comments

ed124c says:

09:21 AM, 07/29/11

Lots of blue jobs-- but no Hummers.

bugeye_02 says:

09:28 AM, 07/29/11

Concours de Pebble Bleach

flarearrow says:

09:31 AM, 07/29/11

"Opps! I did it again!"

teampenske3 says:

09:33 AM, 07/29/11

Monaco meets 'Dega.

ergsum says:

09:39 AM, 07/29/11

"The Housewives of Monte Carlo"

ergsum says:

09:41 AM, 07/29/11

**edit**

"The Real Housewives of Monte Carlo"

inlinesix says:

09:44 AM, 07/29/11

GPS systems decide to revolt; start off by directing a group of people--who dont know how to drive--all to the same spot!

adantium says:

09:48 AM, 07/29/11

Bling go Bang!

inlinesix says:

09:48 AM, 07/29/11

No Chevy Monte Carlo's in Monte Carlo

adantium says:

09:49 AM, 07/29/11

Blonds Bling Bang Fail!

ergsum says:

09:53 AM, 07/29/11

Blond-a-bling, Blond-a-boom!

ergsum says:

09:56 AM, 07/29/11

It was no surprise to anyone that the women were all texting each other about where to meet for lunch.

ergsum says:

09:59 AM, 07/29/11

It was no surprise to anyone that the women were all texting each other about where to meet for lunch.

ergsum says:

10:00 AM, 07/29/11

Don't worry, that will "Buffy" right out.

ergsum says:

10:03 AM, 07/29/11

Unluckily for the Blondes, all of the damage was purely cosmetic.

revn says:

10:08 AM, 07/29/11

ed124c won it from the drop. Not even fair, but I'll try anyway.

Women like to go to the bathroom together. Their cars like to go to the shop together.

ergsum says:

10:16 AM, 07/29/11

When asked if they needed a Chauffeur to drive today, all these Blondes said no, they would be too hot wearing a coat.

stovt001 says:

11:00 AM, 07/29/11

Not Pictured: Lewis Hamilton's Mclaren

(Please tell me Takahashi will have some input on the winner)

throwback says:

11:23 AM, 07/29/11

"The GPS did not say to stop"

stovt001 says:

11:41 AM, 07/29/11

Hedging my bets in case Mike is more of a WRC fan than an F1 fan

Looks like pace notes will have to be updated before the WRC returns to Monte Carlo.

or

Recce is a bit different in the Monte Carlo Rally.

stovt001 says:

11:44 AM, 07/29/11

Wow!...Check out that guy's sunglasses. Stylish.

deagle13 says:

11:45 AM, 07/29/11

The starting grid for the 2011 Trophy Wife Grand Prix (sponsored by Botox)...

bthayer23 says:

11:45 AM, 07/29/11

Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!... Demolition Derby Monaco: Blondes Have More Fun!

e90_m3 says:

12:51 PM, 07/29/11

Women drivers, no survivors.

e90_m3 says:

12:53 PM, 07/29/11

They make Luca Badoer look good.

altimadude05 says:

12:54 PM, 07/29/11

Some say she's likes to wear tube dresses. And that her favorite pastimes is to turn traffic signals green in all directions to play out school-girl fantasies about car wrecks. All we know is that she's called the Wig!

lmbvette says:

01:33 PM, 07/29/11

Pardon me sir, do you have any Grey Poupon?

lmbvette says:

01:34 PM, 07/29/11

For the youngin's that don't know this quote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydplrvbm6vA

e90_m3 says:

01:54 PM, 07/29/11

White Chicks II--Eddie Griffin and Friends

e90_m3 says:

01:57 PM, 07/29/11

Why We Fight... Against Women's Right to Drive
--Sheikh Moneybags

ergsum says:

02:00 PM, 07/29/11

AAA versus DD

inlinesix says:

02:19 PM, 07/29/11

The mass of the Bentley and its occupants pulled the other smaller cars towards it.

inlinesix says:

02:26 PM, 07/29/11

Monte New Carloan

inlinesix says:

02:31 PM, 07/29/11

After drinking too much in the casino, we decided to play bumper cars millionaire style.

e90_m3 says:

03:33 PM, 07/29/11

Monte Carlo, a sunny place for shady people
(credit to David Hobbs)

ms3omglol says:

04:14 PM, 07/29/11

Oops, I believe I might have Bentley'd your fender.

juan_mx says:

04:51 AM, 07/30/11

Did you see the red sign? ... But I am blonde officer!

ergsum says:

09:25 AM, 07/30/11

Well at least they are all bought and paid for; too bad the cars are still owed on!

ergsum says:

09:30 AM, 07/30/11

When "blonde" narcissistic entitlement meets the last parking space.

addicted2sp33d says:

12:49 PM, 07/30/11

2 Blondes and a Brunette walk into a Bentley dealership...

mrryte says:

09:55 PM, 07/30/11

Illegally Blonde

"Ummm no lady-the sign DOES NOT say "Compact Car Parking."

So this is why the ultra-rich have chaffeurs....

The aftermath of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion....

"Whaddiya mean you won't valet my vehicle?????"

: "My weave!!! How bad does it look?!?

: "OMG-that's Snooki coming in a Hummer right behind them! EVERYONE CLEAR OUT!!!!

kenjso says:

07:47 AM, 07/31/11

UPDATE: 48 hours later and Blondes still trapped in wrecked convertible Bentley, doors apparently jammed shut, champagne and caviar may have to be air dropped in.

themiddleroad says:

11:38 AM, 07/31/11

There is a dog driving that car.

stovt001 says:

12:28 PM, 08/ 1/11

So is the winner going to be announced? It is officially afternoon PST Monday.

ergsum says:

01:27 PM, 08/ 1/11

Uh-Oh...Better Get Monaco!

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