Sorry to bring politics back into the fold, but Donald Trump was hilarious long before his most recent political ambitions. And now that he's wooing middle America with a pace-car drive in a convertible? Even better.
I'm partial to my "Will probably turn right" comment so far. But you kids can beat that.
....annnd go for it.
(photo: Michael Loccisano/Getty Images via Boston.com )
e90_m3 says:
07:25 AM, 04/ 8/11
Hey you, it should read 11, as in Chapter 11. Ask me how I know.
throwback says:
07:26 AM, 04/ 8/11
Trump- "yes, I can confirm it's made in America."
IL- But it's made in Canada.
Trump- I did not say it was made in the USA, you're fired!
fuel_on_fire85 says:
07:27 AM, 04/ 8/11
"With the addition of this new tail piece wind deflector they assure me my hair won't blow off!"
ergsum says:
07:36 AM, 04/ 8/11
I'm not running Indie, I'm running GOP.
ergsum says:
07:39 AM, 04/ 8/11
I'm best know for my handling in turns.
ergsum says:
07:41 AM, 04/ 8/11
I'll be fine as long as there are no hairpin turns.
ergsum says:
07:43 AM, 04/ 8/11
"The Fast and the Firing"
blueguydotcom says:
07:43 AM, 04/ 8/11
Oh man, that guy takes clown-dom to a new level.
blueguydotcom says:
07:44 AM, 04/ 8/11
And I wasn't submitting for your contest...
stpawyfrmdonut says:
07:57 AM, 04/ 8/11
Gone in 60 seconds-Trumps hair
ms3omglol says:
07:59 AM, 04/ 8/11
Yes, the roof on this is windproof up to 150mph. This Camaro ain't bad either.
You're saying this is better with the top off? I don't believe it.
stpawyfrmdonut says:
08:01 AM, 04/ 8/11
Hoosier Daddy?
stovt001 says:
08:07 AM, 04/ 8/11
"And if I don't get out of the way fast enough, this is where Helio's car will hit me."
stpawyfrmdonut says:
08:07 AM, 04/ 8/11
Vanishing Part-Trumps hair
stovt001 says:
08:08 AM, 04/ 8/11
Who will be fired next on Indy Apprentice, The Great Brian Barnhart or Tony George?
jriz says:
08:09 AM, 04/ 8/11
Look, my face is the color of this stripe.
ergsum says:
08:09 AM, 04/ 8/11
And the picture of Omarosa goes here, that should scare off any tailgaters!
ergsum says:
08:21 AM, 04/ 8/11
"Trump: The Man And His Weave"
ergsum says:
08:22 AM, 04/ 8/11
To fix this car, you would start here and comb forward.
stpawyfrmdonut says:
08:27 AM, 04/ 8/11
Trump Van Winkle-1969 all over agian
colet06 says:
08:30 AM, 04/ 8/11
"I'm fired...Up"
"I've been to Indiana."
"The muffler needs fire or something cool"
acbayard says:
08:53 AM, 04/ 8/11
"Toupee adhesive test #10"
finn4723 says:
09:21 AM, 04/ 8/11
Hoosier next President? This guy.
theace415 says:
09:24 AM, 04/ 8/11
Convertible Apprentice??
theace415 says:
09:26 AM, 04/ 8/11
Where is the registration tags????
theace415 says:
09:27 AM, 04/ 8/11
"The actual retail price of this car is!!!"
ergsum says:
09:30 AM, 04/ 8/11
Chevy and Trump, both firing on all cylinders.
greenpony says:
09:39 AM, 04/ 8/11
How much do I have toupee to get me one of these?
greenpony says:
09:40 AM, 04/ 8/11
Two soft tops.
greenpony says:
09:41 AM, 04/ 8/11
Chevy's trump card in the muscle car wars.
greenpony says:
09:42 AM, 04/ 8/11
Donald Trump, showing where he will put his "Trump for President" bumper sticker.
ergsum says:
09:43 AM, 04/ 8/11
@greenpony, I'm glad I was between bites of my salad when I read your "toupee" pun.
greenpony says:
09:46 AM, 04/ 8/11
GM demonstrates their emergence from bankruptcy with a new spokesman.
greenpony says:
09:50 AM, 04/ 8/11
I can't top "To fix this car, you would start here and comb forward."
gregnv says:
09:57 AM, 04/ 8/11
Vote Trump.
He is even gaudier than a red stripped Camaro.
greenpony says:
10:00 AM, 04/ 8/11
Donald Trump poses with topless beauty.
greenpony says:
10:04 AM, 04/ 8/11
Sometimes I wonder, why is that frisbee getting bigger? And then it hits me.
ergsum says:
10:07 AM, 04/ 8/11
The new Chevy Combhairo!
greenpony says:
10:08 AM, 04/ 8/11
The tortoise and the hair.
rick8365 says:
10:38 AM, 04/ 8/11
"Combhairo"
Uh-oh....that could be lights out for the contest! :-)
blueprint1 says:
10:54 AM, 04/ 8/11
"I didn't say I was running indie, I said was running "INDY"...you're fired!"
Trump now veering to the left.
Pass this car, and you're fired.
Trump leads the pole.
Danica Patrick, a topless blue-collar beauty, prize money, a pole and rich politician. Let the headlines run wild!
Falconx84 says:
11:04 AM, 04/ 8/11
Blueprint1
"Danica Patrick, a topless blue-collar beauty,
prize money, a pole and rich politician. Let the
headlines run wild!"
Full of win.... I'm not even gonna enter now, lol
benska says:
11:14 AM, 04/ 8/11
Pacemaker - You're doing it wrong
greenpony says:
11:23 AM, 04/ 8/11
The winner of this caption contest has to take home both.
greenpony says:
11:25 AM, 04/ 8/11
Tickle, tickle, tickle...!
bonzjr says:
11:32 AM, 04/ 8/11
Two perfect asses.
e90_m3 says:
11:49 AM, 04/ 8/11
Donald Trump and Helio Castroneves--the Master and the Apprentice (in, um... creative accounting)
e90_m3 says:
11:51 AM, 04/ 8/11
How many bailouts can you spot in this picture?
ergsum says:
11:56 AM, 04/ 8/11
Chevy Runs Deep. Trump Runs GOP.
ralphhightower says:
11:59 AM, 04/ 8/11
Hey Sarah! Take a ride on the wild side!
[Parodying Lou Reed's "Take a Walk on the Wild Side" with former AK governot Sarah Palin and potential competitor to Trump's presidential aspirations.]
--
I like:
e90_m3: "Hey you, it should read 11, as in Chapter 11. Ask me how I know."
ergsum: "The Fast and the Firing"
greenpony: "Donald Trump poses with topless beauty."
Good one with the recent Miss America scandal...
altimadude05 says:
12:06 PM, 04/ 8/11
This is where the bodies are buried.
My tan matches the stripe color.
greenpony says:
12:47 PM, 04/ 8/11
Trump THIS, Ford and Chrysler!
greenpony says:
12:50 PM, 04/ 8/11
Donning his best fuschia tie, GM's new spokesman trumpets the virtues of Chevy's new post-bankruptcy ragtop.
greenpony says:
12:54 PM, 04/ 8/11
At the next Barrett-Jackson auction, one of these ragtops could be yours.
questionlp says:
01:00 PM, 04/ 8/11
"The engine mis-fired? You're fired!"
"Where's the fired chicken on the hood?"
"Supercharged? How about TRUMP-charged?" (I know it isn't supercharged, but I had to include it.)
"Meet my next wife, Camaro Trump."
"Unlike Boehner's tears, these are tears of joy!"
funkymunky says:
01:11 PM, 04/ 8/11
Savvy Trump predicts how many votes he'll get for president.
e90_m3 says:
01:12 PM, 04/ 8/11
"Oh, please, don't even start with accusations of cultural stereotyping. I'm New York. A gold-plated statue of mine with a Camaro wrapped around it might as well be the state tree."
(Paraphrasing Dan Neil)
e90_m3 says:
01:14 PM, 04/ 8/11
"Oh, please, don't even start with accusations of cultural stereotyping. I'm *from New York. A gold-plated statue of mine with a Camaro wrapped around it might as well be the state tree."
(Paraphrasing Dan Neil)
*Correction
opfreakx says:
02:04 PM, 04/ 8/11
"Hairs on my head."
"Brain cells I have left"
626gt says:
02:29 PM, 04/ 8/11
Trump in racing helmet = Dukakis in Tank!
benska says:
03:08 PM, 04/ 8/11
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' aliiiiiive
teampenske3 says:
03:45 PM, 04/ 8/11
Are you sure it was born in the USA?
Should say 12...as in Trump for President '12!
We bailed them out with MY tax dollars and the best they could do was THIS?!?!
This state sucks ass, NY is waaaay better. (I can say this as I am from Indiana)
teampenske3 says:
03:45 PM, 04/ 8/11
Are you sure it was born in the USA?
Should say 12...as in Trump for President '12!
We bailed them out with MY tax dollars and the best they could do was THIS?!?!
This state sucks ass, NY is waaaay better. (I can say this as I am from Indiana)
teampenske3 says:
03:47 PM, 04/ 8/11
See? I have a red neck too, just like you all.
teampenske3 says:
03:52 PM, 04/ 8/11
If Dario hits me here, this will definitely not end well...
teampenske3 says:
03:54 PM, 04/ 8/11
Trump prepares to race for pink slips.
teampenske3 says:
03:58 PM, 04/ 8/11
As it turns out, this elephant is just an ass.
teampenske3 says:
04:04 PM, 04/ 8/11
I think this car would make a better president than me.
mroh11 says:
05:38 PM, 04/ 8/11
Donald: How old I was when I could buy this car
kennypi says:
06:23 PM, 04/ 8/11
I will stoop this low to get your vote.......maybe lower
snipenet says:
06:49 PM, 04/ 8/11
I'll stick it where Ivana!
stpawyfrmdonut says:
08:52 AM, 04/ 9/11
Trump admits that he is the hunchback of Notre Dame
snipenet says:
09:50 AM, 04/ 9/11
"A hair fell out over there, would you mind getting it?"
dw_fit says:
12:03 PM, 04/ 9/11
"10 weeks to grow a mullet!"
ericzs says:
12:19 AM, 04/10/11
" Look right here folks, this car has proof it is a US Citizen.
Now, why can't Obama do the same? I'm just sayin'..."
snipenet says:
06:17 AM, 04/10/11
"I remember when I rode my first '10' "
technetium99 says:
04:18 AM, 04/11/11
I demand to see this car's birth certificate! Someone told me it was built in Kenya! (Or was that Canada?) Oh, well, what's the difference?!?
technetium99 says:
04:20 AM, 04/11/11
Hi, my name is Donald Trump and I made my money the old fashioned way. I inherited it!
technetium99 says:
04:21 AM, 04/11/11
License plates are for Little People!
technetium99 says:
04:23 AM, 04/11/11
They told me I had to do this in a convertible so that both my hair and my ego would fit in it. I don't get it....
technetium99 says:
05:43 AM, 04/11/11
Hey, look right here. It says. "Indian." What do you think I am, a redskin?
greenpony says:
10:05 AM, 04/11/11
lol @ "They told me I had to do this in a convertible so that both my hair and my ego would fit in it. I don't get it...."
technetium99 says:
07:30 AM, 04/17/11
Here is where we will put my Trump for President bumper sticker. Our motto is "We Shall Overcomb."