I've never won a caption contest. Dan Edmunds has. So when he sent me this photo of a Nissan Leaf charging at the scariest HQ in the world -- the Oakley shop / factory -- with the title "Caption Contest?" I said, "You think? Good luck!"
So good luck to all and remember, Dan's had a few days head start here...
streetsidestig says:
07:06 AM, 04/ 1/11
Bro! It's cool, bro! My bro works here, bro!
bonzjr says:
07:13 AM, 04/ 1/11
"Yeah that's Greedo's car. He's a regular here at the Cantina. There are additional charging stations for your Landspeeder out back."
ralphhightower says:
07:18 AM, 04/ 1/11
It takes a big power plant to recharge 1920 Volts!
actualsize says:
07:29 AM, 04/ 1/11
Yeah, we're green. Ignore the 850-ton foyer.
questionlp says:
07:31 AM, 04/ 1/11
So cool, it even charges in the shade.
Powered by cool.
I've got protection, let the sparks fly.
Even Oakleys make EV owners look cooler.
actualsize says:
07:33 AM, 04/ 1/11
UV protection meets EV protection
actualsize says:
07:37 AM, 04/ 1/11
carbon steel offset
hondanut says:
07:47 AM, 04/ 1/11
Those two orbs on either side of the entry look like something from Maddona's wardrobe.
ergsum says:
07:54 AM, 04/ 1/11
"The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades"
ergsum says:
07:55 AM, 04/ 1/11
"The Electric Car Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades"
ergsum says:
08:04 AM, 04/ 1/11
Some people see electric vehicles through rose-colored Oakleys.
fuel_on_fire85 says:
08:07 AM, 04/ 1/11
Did Corey Hart die?
actualsize says:
08:17 AM, 04/ 1/11
"Oakley drives the car that transforms a tool..."
fuel_on_fire85 says:
08:19 AM, 04/ 1/11
April Tools Day!
fuel_on_fire85 says:
08:19 AM, 04/ 1/11
Happy April Tools Day!
actualsize says:
08:23 AM, 04/ 1/11
Somebody put sunglasses on that thing.
actualsize says:
08:26 AM, 04/ 1/11
Steel, Concrete, Dominance, Fear, Intimidation...Oh look, a butterfly!
revn says:
09:19 AM, 04/ 1/11
I for one welcome our new electric car overlords.
ergsum says:
09:24 AM, 04/ 1/11
A single Leaf does not make for a Green landscape.
ergsum says:
09:31 AM, 04/ 1/11
Are you sure this won't affect the energy shield around the Hoth rebel base?
ed124c says:
09:42 AM, 04/ 1/11
Hang on a bit, Jabba. Don't you... want me... on full charge, big boy?
ergsum says:
09:54 AM, 04/ 1/11
R2, hurry up with that data transfer!
ergsum says:
09:57 AM, 04/ 1/11
Sir, a Smart car with federation markings is on a very slow intercept course.
ergsum says:
09:58 AM, 04/ 1/11
R2, hurry up with that data transfer! Beop-beep.
gxp_mike says:
10:11 AM, 04/ 1/11
Operation Drain: The one known weakness of the all seeing eye! THE BLINDSPOT!!!
cruiserhead1 says:
10:29 AM, 04/ 1/11
--"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when my fear is gone I will turn and face fear's path, and only I will remain." - Paul Atreides on range anxiety
--"Uncle Owen, Aunt Beru! All this droid does is eat all day!"
felonious says:
10:40 AM, 04/ 1/11
Resistance is futile.
felonious says:
10:41 AM, 04/ 1/11
I, for one, welcome our new alien overlords.
missmymiata says:
10:47 AM, 04/ 1/11
Every famous statue needs a leaf.
streetsidestig says:
11:10 AM, 04/ 1/11
@bonzjr
"You dinged it? Don't worry. Greedo never shoots first."
aleclance says:
11:13 AM, 04/ 1/11
Range anxiety meets fashion anxiety
deagle13 says:
11:16 AM, 04/ 1/11
"Oak-Leaf"
aleclance says:
11:18 AM, 04/ 1/11
Oakley hires modernist landscaper
hendrix22 says:
11:47 AM, 04/ 1/11
Don't leaf it plugged in!
hendrix22 says:
11:47 AM, 04/ 1/11
Don't leaf it plugged in!
rayray633 says:
12:01 PM, 04/ 1/11
The red or blue one. You can plug into only one.
rayray633 says:
12:14 PM, 04/ 1/11
The Prii Party will be held at Ray-Ban.
rayray633 says:
12:15 PM, 04/ 1/11
Jar-Jar gets his charge on
actualsize says:
12:20 PM, 04/ 1/11
Don't mess with the Leaf's big Sith-ster
rayray633 says:
12:24 PM, 04/ 1/11
Does the fake Oakley plant look this cool?
subytrojan says:
01:04 PM, 04/ 1/11
"All your Leaf are belong to us."
akitadog says:
02:38 PM, 04/ 1/11
Siphoning juice from Metropolis
stovt001 says:
03:00 PM, 04/ 1/11
Wow!
There have got to be like a million little rocks in that photo.
technetium99 says:
03:16 PM, 04/ 1/11
A still from the much anticipated Cars/Star Wars crossover movie.
technetium99 says:
03:24 PM, 04/ 1/11
Go go gadget electric cord!
technetium99 says:
03:35 PM, 04/ 1/11
Even after Skynet took over there was a problem with parasites....
bstudebaker says:
09:59 PM, 04/ 1/11
The future Britney Spears and Madonna sucking out the life of what's pure; they just keep going.
deanoflas says:
06:20 AM, 04/ 2/11
*whistling* just a leaf on the ground here, don't pay me any mind
technetium99 says:
06:49 AM, 04/ 2/11
Leaf or leach?
heartlessbstrd says:
02:18 PM, 04/ 2/11
With decades of experience powering douchebags, Oakley explores new markets
technetium99 says:
06:04 PM, 04/ 2/11
Nissan went with "Leaf" because "Tick," "Mosquito," and "Chigger" just didn't go over well with focus groups.
harbing3r says:
11:22 PM, 04/ 2/11
I gotta get this thing up to 88 mph somehow...
technetium99 says:
06:47 AM, 04/ 3/11
The automotive equivalent to a hookah bar.
aspman26 says:
07:47 AM, 04/ 3/11
Leaf....I am your father.
I see the (electrical) force is strong with this one.