Caption Contest: Where No Smart......Edition

set your phasors to funny

Warp factor 0.00000000000000000000000000001

Beam me up, Smartly.

Smart FourTwo Wishful Thinking Edition

I've activated the hyper Garmin!

Cling-on!

Number One, I order you to take Smart number 2!

Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor- not a pedal car driver!

Captain, the engine's puttin' out all th' power she can; if you ask her to go 55 she'll blow!

We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. We will add your underpowered crap car's distinctiveness to our collective.

Captain, paying $14,000 for a vehicle with the acceleration capability of a diesel Yugo is NOT logical.

"AND no back seat? Yes, honey, you may date THIS boy."

"Have You Seen Me". If found, please contact Comic Book Guy, in Springfield.

Rolling Birth Control

They salvaged it from Veridian III and turned it to THIS????

Resistance is futile. The Green Collective will assimilate you.

Seen on bumper sticker: My Other Space Ship is the Star Ship Enterprise

Federation budget cuts

Star Trek: The Eco Frontier

"Spock, you're taking this 'Logical' thing too far..."

Finally, the Geek Squad has someone to laugh at!

Starfleet Command undergoes budget cuts

Traveling at the speed of Smart!

Mis-firing of a Photon Torpedo

Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is how Lore actually got back at Data.

DIS-ENGAGE! DIS-ENGAGE!

For once, let the Ferengis have it!

Damn it, I said impulse power, not impulse buy!

I wouldn't pay 5 bars of gold-pressed latinum for this.

Data, can you fix the problem with the replicator?

The perfect death trap, I mean shuttle for Tasha Yar!

"They salvaged it from Veridian III and turned it to THIS????"

I'm voting for you later today, buddy. Also kudos to questionlp.

The Real GEEEEEEEK Squad

I'm giving her all she's got captain!

WWWCD?--What Would Wesley Crusher Drive?

Like the Kobayashi Maru, this was another "no-win scenario".

Official vehicle of the "Redshirts".

"Very funny Scotty - now quit messing with the cloaking device"

"The next day the local Star Wars fan club was shut down for excessive hazing..."

50 Year Old Virgin

Set phasers on stunted.

Dielaughingatem crystals.

Nerd Alert, Nerd Alert!

"The Trouble With Triple Cylinders"

la', ra'wI' DIvI lulIgh bobcho ghoS?
Hagh, Hagh, Hagh, Hagh, Hagh

"Commander, Federation Trash Module approaching"
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha

"Lack of space... the final frontier..."
"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Smart".
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a driver, not a skateboarder!"
"Just before they hit 55mph, I beamed the whole kit and kaboodle into its engine bay, where they'll be no tribble at all"

Mr. Scott... I need warp speed in 3 seconds or we're all really, really embarrassed...

+1 Ergsum

Where... are... the TRIBBLES? In the engine of your car...

To BUY a Smart is to break all of the Ferengi Rules of Acquistion! What a Klingon...

Fascinating and Illogical!

I dinna ken, captain... I don't think she can take much more on the 405...

I was driving starships, while your great-grandfather was still in diapers!

Damn it Jim, I'm a commuter... not a racer...

Ludicrous Speed

His on-going mission - to explore strange new cities, to seek out a new social life, new hobbies... to boldly drive slowly where no one has driven slowly before!!!!!!

A Piece of Shatner

"We've been spotted, initiate evasive maneuvers and activate cloaking device!"

Vulcan observation: 'This does not bode well for the humans’ space program.'

Smart and space program: Mutually exclusive.

Even a burro can dream of being a race horse.

He seems to be proud of his lifestyle. Did you have a borg or a girl in your car that caused him to perform evasive maneuvers?

"Houston, we have a nerd."

finally, something the Borg won't even assimilate

Engage. ...I said engage.

The all new, all electric, U.S.S Enterprise Smart Escape Pod!

Don't worry, we're safe, the Borg won't want to assimilate this.

We're headed to the Delta Quadrant...so no one I know can see me driving this thing.

Please state the nature of your vehicular emergency.

You know, No. 1, this new Enterprise is a real piece of No. 2

So ugly LaForge took his visor off rather than look at it.

Full speed, Mr. Data! 1/32 impulse!

So ugly even Klingons are like daaaaaamn

Thanks, Q. Really funny.

When I was a kid, I swore I'd have a space-car by 2010 and I'll be damned if I'm not going to have it!!!

OH GOD! Please don't take my picture, I'm not in uniform.

2nd attempt, 40 minutes later:

Vulcan observation: ‘This does not bode well for the humans’ space program.’

Smart and the space program: mutually exclusive.

Even a burro can dream of being a race horse.

My Other Spaceship is a Razor Scooter

You think is bad, you should see the Defiant...

So what are the Borg driving? A Nissan Cube, of course.

Enterprise-D is capable of FTL travel. Sorry, I'm not referring to "faster than light".

comes standard with Holo-glovebox

Scott Bakula has been seen around LA in a Yugo with "NX-01" stickers all over it.

Romulus, kill me now.

A man is only worth the sum of his possessions. This man is worthless.

Smart--to boldly buy what no one has bothered to buy before.

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I think Ascii Picard Facepalm wins.

The seats of the Two outweigh the seats of the Mini.

"I think Ascii Picard Facepalm wins."

That is total ownage.

It's a spatial anomaly, Captain.

Proof that Smart is relying heavily on Fleet sales!

Have you discovered the frozen Khans of this vehicle?

Won't live long and prosper if he gets closer to that semi

beam me up God, i'm about to be flattened by this semi

Will someone call William Shatner and get this guy a room so he can land?

Shatner working for Priceline

SMART working for Enterprise Rentals

Whats next?

Kirkfan1062 on the way home after date with trekgirl31

It will have to do until he gets a bigger garage... in his parents basement.

I guess his Mazda Millennium "Falcon" was in the shop

Dumb

Swerving to avoid a bird of prey that just hit the windshield...

I have a solution...

"Make it slow!"

"Acceleration is futile."

"Lack of space ... the final frontier"

"Aye...Sorry Cap'tain, I can't fix this bloody transmission"

Ergsum on his way to Edmund's to collect his last caption-contest prize.

"I'm ... responsible...for justanotah..life out here"

...and just after we took this pic a giant thumb squished the Smart.

For some reason, female driver had this fuzzy aura around her.