2011 Geneva Auto Show: Caption Contest Edition

Genisis! Here we see the first front engine, front wheel drive car!

Amazing what soldiers do when their bored.

Ever wonder what the Spitfire would look like if it ran into a motorcycle?

"Act-u-aly, there IS a storage space for pretension, but its a ratha smoll cubby an' a bit greasy - you could fit your silk pink kerchief in there but it may come out smudged."

"And what you see here gentleman is no annoying propeller to impede your view of enemy cars while shooting."

"...and this is the button that turns that smirk into a sh*t eatin' grin."

"You do know that with the slightest movement of this thing your scarf will fly off, right?"

Well it's not so much a Spitfire as it is a Spewsmoke.

"No, chaps, it actually doesn't come with satnav, but you can just use your smart phone."

This baby was driven by a little old lady who took down the occasional Messerschmitt KR200 on Sundays.

"Smokey and the Bandit at Twelve O'Clock High"

One fly car!

Sir, I guarantee that this car is a "chick magnet".

I call it an aeromotomobile

What? Didn't you lot mix up the parts from three plastic models when YOU were a kid?

"That's not the push-button start-that's the seat eject button"

Morgan introduces the Luftwaffe

"How much extra are the cupholders?"

"A roof? Darn; I knew we forget something on this car...."

"No sir, I'm sorry. An ascot is not included. But, if you look here you'll see...."

That's right, it has a steering wheel. See its right here...

No, no it isn't bullet proof...

Yes, it is just the like the optional Flat paint on the new M3. You can't wash it, take care to remove bug guts right away, and NEVER buff it...

See, the speedometer goes all the way to 50 kph...

if anything goes wrong mate, just hit the red button right there!

Ah, so this is one of those new auto-what's-its that those yanks have been talking about...

Talk to me, Goose!

It still looks better than the Nissan Juke...

Gooooooo SpeedRacer!

Oh no Wank, the ejection seat is not active in this floor model. Otherwise you'd be in the Thames.

Oh, that pictogram means "Keep your elbow off the muffler"

"This, here, is the button that ended World War II."

No, no, it's not just gay, it's Brit gay.

"She may have lost her wings and her tail, but trust me sir, she will still fly."

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Toot Sweet!

I disagree, gentlemen. The landing gear is not too big and the wings are not too small.

You ever been in a cockpit before? You ever seen a grown man naked?

"Damn! You're telling me that the wings are optional?!?!"

"So where do you store the wings when they aren't in use?"

Driving Tigers

I think I'll check out the Dodge booth now...

"And this is the eject button."

"May I just say your two make a cute couple?"

"See? Mini isn't the only one equipped with Mog!"

"And it still has room for a Takahashi in the trunk."

Our apologies - our design studio was compromised earlier today. We are taking steps to resolve it.

@morganautos: I find it ironic that Geneva is the premier European motor show, yet no one here knows how to f---ing design a car.

Rolls may have Snoop Dogg, but we have Snoopy.

if you squint and stare long enough, you'll see the head-up display on these wee mirrors

...the body of a Supermarine Spitfire, the tires from a Toyota Prius, the exhaust from a Dodge Viper, the roll bars from a Mercedes SLK 230, the headlights from a Bristol 400...

And if the engine conks out, you'll only need a pair of shoes, not a parachute.

-After Harley Davidson's became too cliche, CEO's went looking for new ways to prove they are still connected to the average joe.

-"This atmoshperic deflection device here ensures your scarf will blow convincingly in the wind whithout disturbing your hair."

Press here and the lady jumps outta the trunk
This one of the first cars developed with a trunk monkey, see the button?

Meanwhile, in America....

Lightly owned by Steve McQueer.

Tank Car x 20%

This should keep up with those little German Fokkers!

Excuse me sirs, can't you read the sign "Please do not sit in vehicles"

Excuse me sirs. This is actually a one person vehicle.

"...and this is where you put the quarter."

The budget only allowed for half a car.

The Budget only allowed for half a car to be built.

Two Tea Baggers on a way to a rally.

The result if GM went bankrupt and the Obama haters designed a car.

"The ambiguously gay trio"

Sure it's got the Navteq traffic option. Just press here and it bites the leg off the driver in front of you.

"...and this button will take you back to 1937."

"...they tell me that this button chokes the engine, for whatever reason."

"...it comes equipped with OnStar, see the blue button?"

"all electricals proudly sourced from Lucas"

No, sir, "freakin' lasers" do not come with this shark.

(awesome machine gun noises) Aha! Got him!

Nissan may have done angry frog, but we have carnivorous tadpole!

And to prove its British heritage, it has already got an oil leak!

I am sorry gentlemen, but no one taller than this is permitted on this ride.

You know the AeroMax, well we call this the AeroMite!

Good show, old chaps! We positively must remind the bloody Germans exactly who won the war!