Caption Contest: Focus...Focus....Focus....Edition

Und now I massage your haunches. Feel ze stress melting? You vill go faster after this. Ja. Sehr gut.

Jens once again tries to incorporate his questionable and often-vetoed styling element: a curved black thing on the rear quarter panel.

Porsche runs deep.

Two aces, and two more showing in the flop. I'm all in!

After the Cayenne and Panamera, Porsche has finally discovered that modelling clay works better than Play-Doh.

Feat of clay.

Hans shapes another fine Porschelain figurine.

The name is Bondo, James Bondo.

Fritz really enjoyed his caramics hobby.

Careful, remember ceramic brakes!

Porsche caption Contest:

Do you think anyone will notice that I've glued my fingures to the model?

"he's got a lazy eye for detail!"

Gumby is going to absolutely blow the doors off of GI Joe's 300ZX.

Clay-make-tion

"If I just blend these sections together maybe no one will notice..."

"Porsche attempts to find more locations for pieces of carbon fiber"

"You'll never guess what shape the turkey was carved in"

"After applying his Roger Rabbit spec black hole, Franz attempts to enter into the magical world of KERS"

"The fastest cars are always the slowest to create..."

"Sports Car Idle" featuring Clay Rakin'

Oh yes, right there. Thanks Steve, you don't know how stressful it can be being a new Porsche model...

Be the clay... the clay is me... and I am the clay.

Ceramic body panels coming soon.

Chevy regrets denying Hanz Nordschleife as head of Volt design.

Porsche design offers now intimate versions of your beloved auto. Haven't you always wanted to feel the sculpted lines, trace your fingers over the sensual curvature, let your hands flow down to feel the wind-frenzying form? But your neighbors would have whispered, gossiped, shouted. Maybe intervened. But with the personal Porsche, it'll be our secret.

OK, too long for a caption, but I wrote it so, I'll click the button. Maybe. I probably shouldn't, but...

Ferdinand, stop playing with the turkey!

"Mom is going to love this ashtrey I made for her in class!"

Ghost 2, starring Ferdinand Porsche.

I don't know why I even bother. Hours spent working on this thing and in the end they'll just do another update to that damn 911!

If I get this just right the boss will never notice the dent....

Porsche 918: Pocket aces.

okay, who put super glue on it?

I'm surprised there are no Zoolander references here...

-What is this? A Porsche for ants?!

-Porsche 918, Blue Steel edition

.....can't....hold....on....any...long-oh wait; we're not even moving.

Might as well enjoy it since you'll never touch the REAL thing.....

Ummmm...dude; you can do that on computer now.

Hate to see THIS get keyed.....

Let's take a peek under here....

Yes!! Made it past 3rd base and on the way HOME!

#^$%&^$ this is gooooooooodddddddddd. PHEW!

I am not big enough yet to use metal.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Your rear feels so nice

Nothing a little duct tape can't fix.

Master Sergio will be pleased with this prancing horse decal

Just .00034 mm more and zis car vill go 15.78 km/h faster!

"Gotta make it purr. Gotta make it purr."

Ghost 2: After being killed by carbon monoxide, a man's love for cars enables him to remain on earth as a ghost.

(apologies to IMDB and Franchitti27... I wanted to post this before I even looked at the comments)

"I like my plug-in hybrid mid-engined carbon-fiber-reinforced plastic monocoque roadsters like I like my eyebrows. Well sculpted."

"that rear end looks good enough to eat"
"We need to fit the explosive gas tank right under here to match Ferrari"

If I mess up, I can always make it look like a 911 with ze extra clay...no?