Sorry, no Spanish prostitutes (though that thread's still open, have it at, maybe we'll post it.), but rather something remotely car related!
Chevy launched its new 'Chevy Runs Deep' (you know, like still waters) ad campaign this week to mild giggling and overall 'huh?'ing.
So, we own the government and thus at least part of Chevrolet, let's do our civic duty and fix that slogan. It's a new spin for the caption contest, but you kids are up to it.
Winners posted Saturday!
93aero says:
08:38 AM, 10/29/10
......into the ground? ....Ride or Die?........Bone Thugs n Harmony? ...Its just such a stupid slogan for which any of the previous would make more sense. Since Chevrolet it government owned, transitively, does the government also run deep (you know like blackwater)?
mrryte says:
08:44 AM, 10/29/10
Chevy runs deep....in debt
julius7 says:
09:11 AM, 10/29/10
Say "cheese"
gregnv says:
09:15 AM, 10/29/10
ON THE SERIOUS SIDE
Chevy, a car or truck for every need.
From 630hp to 230mpg and everything in between - Chevy
Chevy, substance over show.
Chevy, performance over pomposity.
Chevy, its got it where it counts.
ON THE OTHER SIDE:
Chevy, give us another chance.
Chevy, its good enough
Chevy, we were great in the 50s and 60s
Chevy, pretend its 1957 all over again
Chevy, shunning the technological revolution
Chevy, the most admired car in Amish country
autojunkie2 says:
09:32 AM, 10/29/10
So deep, put her ass to sleep!
inlinesix says:
09:32 AM, 10/29/10
How 'bout just "Chevy Runs" (for a while)
"Cars for Non-Car People"
"We run so deep you can change our management--but we stay the same"
"Chevrolet, EV Champions"
bodyshopboy says:
09:34 AM, 10/29/10
The cynic in me says
"....but Bull sh_t runs deeper"
"Chevy - back from the grave"
"Chevy runs deep...almost as deep as their pension liabilities"
The hopeful son of a body shop owner who is an avid GM fan
"Chevy - the legend reborn"
"Chevy - resilient as America itself"
mike6zz says:
09:53 AM, 10/29/10
Chevy
"We are actually trying now"
acbayard says:
09:53 AM, 10/29/10
Chevrolet: Swiss-French minus the Swiss tradition.
ethanp71 says:
09:58 AM, 10/29/10
"autojunkie2 says:
09:32 AM, 10/29/10
So deep, put her ass to sleep!"
LOL!
I say they block out all of the letter except hevy Runs.
ergsum says:
10:05 AM, 10/29/10
"Chevy, Driving America"
ms3omglol says:
10:48 AM, 10/29/10
...up in yo' momma's guts.
felonious says:
10:49 AM, 10/29/10
I love mike6zz's.
aleclance says:
10:52 AM, 10/29/10
Chevy:
"We're back, America"
"(re)charging the American spirit"
"Buy our stock"
albook says:
11:03 AM, 10/29/10
That slogan is just retarded. It should be something modern, like Nissan's Shift.
subytrojan says:
11:14 AM, 10/29/10
Peed Snur Yvehc
roadburner says:
11:17 AM, 10/29/10
Chevy Runs Deep- So Wear Your Waders.
saturn95 says:
01:01 PM, 10/29/10
The Heartbeat of America... built in Mexico
technetium99 says:
01:25 PM, 10/29/10
Chevy-No longer up the creek without a paddle.
technetium99 says:
01:35 PM, 10/29/10
How about: Chevy---Driving 1487.
technetium99 says:
01:40 PM, 10/29/10
Chevy: More than just trucks and Corvettes!
technetium99 says:
01:46 PM, 10/29/10
Okay, a serious one:
Chevy Volt---Recharging America.
sik68 says:
01:49 PM, 10/29/10
Chevy Runs Deep Cycle Batteries in the Volt
Chevy Runs Deep, GM throws the hail mary, and its caught! But tackled hard at the 2 yard line by the EPA.
chirsch3 says:
02:48 PM, 10/29/10
Volt runs deep, with the help of gasoline.
ergsum says:
02:54 PM, 10/29/10
Chevy, for the road ahead.
sik68 says:
03:45 PM, 10/29/10
Chevy Runs Deep, when the levy isn't dry.
real one:
Chevy. Turning Heads. Making Sense.
sync56 says:
06:11 PM, 10/29/10
what a retarded ass slogan for car brand, it doesnt even make no damn sense they should have used Chevy:The American Car.Redefined
ac12311 says:
07:34 PM, 10/29/10
Chevy. Even our electric car runs on foreign oil.
jhonson1010 says:
08:22 PM, 10/29/10
It runs?
It runs! Oh, wait...
sik68 says:
08:29 PM, 10/29/10
Chevy Volt.
Staying current. Driving the future.
daskiing1 says:
08:33 PM, 10/29/10
Chevy: Not accelerating out of control
for reals though (since the whole toyota thing is really BS in the first place)
Chevy: Electrifying the American Spirit
ahoooo112 says:
09:23 PM, 10/29/10
Chevy runs so deep, it makes Ford's collections look like a Junk-heap
ahoooo112 says:
09:26 PM, 10/29/10
Ford's cars without Alan Mullaly are crappy and cheap...
inlinesix says:
10:19 PM, 10/29/10
ac12311 says:
"Chevy. Even our electric car runs on foreign oil."
Add my vote to this!
hollowtek says:
11:41 PM, 10/29/10
"Will Chevy Run Deeper"
autoboy16 says:
11:46 PM, 10/29/10
In the spirt of Halloween:
Chevy rises from the deep
yamahr1 says:
06:14 AM, 10/30/10
"Chevrolet. Edmund's hates us."
kudzu62 says:
06:25 AM, 10/30/10
As usual Edmunds takes its jab at GM, I pay zero attention to anything this bunch at Edmunds writes anymore. They luvvvve their Japanese automobiles, and have zero credibility.
lt1boy says:
12:43 PM, 10/30/10
Chevy runs deep... dish pizzas to your door, in under 30 minutes.
Chevy runs deep... into trouble, for lying about the Volt.
Chevy runs deep... throat businesses, to make money on the side?
Chevy runs deep... fried chicken, because they're finger lickin' good.
lt1boy says:
12:45 PM, 10/30/10
Nissan: So good, I just shifted in my pants?
lt1boy says:
12:48 PM, 10/30/10
Chevy runs deep... into your tax dollars.
Chevy runs deep... in your pockets.
Chevy runs deep... in the hole they're trying to dig themselves out of.
Nissan: So good, you'll shift... in your pants?
kibachris says:
02:09 PM, 10/30/10
Chevy's in yo' face! =P
redskyblkdream says:
04:29 PM, 10/30/10
[kudzu62 says: As usual Edmunds takes its jab at GM, I pay zero attention to anything this bunch at Edmunds writes anymore. They luvvvve their Japanese automobiles, and have zero credibility.]
To add to your comment, Edmunds shouldnt even go here with this. Especially with this website looking as tired as it does compared to other automotive sites. What Edmund's and team need to do is "run deep" for a leap off a bridge.
Sorry team if this was a bit harsh but "People who live in glass houses shouldnt..."
08subaru says:
04:15 PM, 10/31/10
Chevy, Bow tie or die.
yamahr1 says:
06:37 AM, 11/ 1/10
Seeing the commercials during the World Series, I thought they were quite good. You Chevy/GM haters really have a problem.
ford_flexer says:
08:12 AM, 11/ 1/10
"Chevy runs deep in the trash heep" now lets take that rhyme and run it up the flagpoll with W.C. Durant and obama and see if hes coool with it .....seriously i don't know if chevy runs deep but i know ford does whos there slogan manager
notyourbusines says:
12:11 PM, 11/ 1/10
This site sucks so freaking much. Constantly hating on some companies and giving free passes to others. What a bunch of children you are.
higgsboson says:
09:13 PM, 11/ 1/10
- Chevy runs away from responsibility
- Chevy gives you the runs
- Chevy steps deep in it
- Chevy, we lie everyday, for you
- Chevy, made by unions so you know it's kwallitee
- Chevy, The heart disease of America
- Chevy, POS is our promise to you
- Chevy, we suck so you don't have to
higgsboson says:
09:15 PM, 11/ 1/10
- Chevy runs away from responsibility
- Chevy gives you the runs
- Chevy steps deep in it
- Chevy, we lie everyday, for you
- Chevy, made by unions so you know it's kwallitee
- Chevy, The heart disease of America
- Chevy, POS is our promise to you
- Chevy, we suck so you don't have to