Caption Contest: Holiday Weekend Edition

The new Audi .2 ,Small enough to go anywhere do anything, with all the prestige of Audi.

In case of an accident/stressful day where your face would become firmly planted to the wheel...nice to know Audi's lookin out...i know i want my brain trauma to smell like sunshine dust!...

'scuse me, while I kiss this 4-spoke steering wheel...

*note for the above submission. The German-English translation of "4-spoke steering wheel" consists of two possibilities: 1) "the sky" or; 2) "this guy"

Mmmmm...Corinthian leather...

*sniff* This isn't fine Corinthian leather.

Huh? What are the odds, ST?

Worst crash test simulation EVER.

I smell a rat.

Dear Ford: Anything you can do, we can do better.

Audi: Best tasting steering wheels since 1910.

Germans are quite passionate about their vehicles.

The Audi A6's steering is 2.74 liplock to liplock turns.

Engineering degree put to proper use.

Or:

Mmmm. Smells like a good paycheck.

Audi demonstrates their new steering wheel harmonica.

I'm going to Deutschland, Deutschland, from Memphis Tennessee...

@actualsize, would that make it a carmonica?

Not a caption, rather a soundtrack, by Queen:

"I'm in love with my car...gotta feel for my auto-mo-bile."

"Dude, Where's (the rest of) My Car?"

Determined to make it at Audi, Hans kept his nose to the steering wheel.

Franz's Audi fetish began to interfer with his work.

Testing of the new Audi paddle sniffers.

Gesundheit!

Audi savant

Just another day at the Audi olfactory.

Only the brightest minds and best noses get to work as part of Audi's stink tank.

Audi S Line: Unrivaled Styling for Today's Near-sighted Old Lady.

The Stig was here.

Smells like Quattro spirit.

At Audi, big schnoz isn't reserved just for the grille.

At Audi, S-Tronic also stands for Schnoz-Tronic.

This one does not smell like A1 steak sauce.

Hmm... now I'm craving a little steer for lunch.

Audi takes telescoping steering wheels one step too far.

No. Not good enough leather. This must have come from a torque steer.

Testing Audi Racing for the Wii.

Uhm, Q, isn't the steering wheel supposed to turn invisible with the rest of the car?

Vell, after ve unpimped ze auto, zis is all that vas left....

This guy just had a Lab-Audi-Me.

Now if I just can remember where I parked it.

Melts in your mouth not in your hands.

Testing the new heads down display.

Dieter realized that his remote steering device needed some refinement.

I know there's a steering column around here somewhere.

Dieter realized that, at this point, the experiment was out of control.

"Mein frau, might I take the Audi today... please?"

Another crooked wheel in the Edmunds fleet.

After Jeremy Clarkson licked the wheel of an R8 on the show, Audi decided to set up a new R&D lab...

or

Nope, not quite ripe yet, back into the incubator

or

In an effort to see just how far the effects of a "stinky finger" would reach, the NHTSA begins new research

Hmm, a black 2008 S5 with Tiptronic, nav system, B&O audio, synthetic oil and driven by a left handed little old lady from Poughkeepsie.

Coming soon to a theater near you, Stefan McQueen is Lt. Franz "Smellitt".

"There are bad engineers and there are good engineers - and then there's Smellitt."

Alton Brown checks the freshness of the Secret Ingredient for the Nurburgring inspired Iron Chef challenge.

"Audi Nosehairs: The Guy Who Smelled Me"

Infiniti has their fancy wood smell? Ha! Wait'll they sniff this lemon scented 4 spoke...

Steeroid testing

Oh this wheel makes imaginary driving all the better!

Pucker up!

New Audi Wheel mustaches!

I love a new steering wheel smell, it's even better then the new car smell.

Forget Scratch-and-Sniff, try Audi's new Steer-and-Sniff.

Hmmmm....I found the wheel with the paddle, now where'd I leave the boat?

“Rogain Laboratories explores effectiveness of impregnated materials.”

new movie "scent of a woman driver"

I love the smell of palm in the morning.

That teabag smell is driving me nuts!

Steering feel is somewhat lacking.

Audi knows the nose knows.

German Nose Candy.

The new German game: Sniff My Rim.

How many sniffs would it take for Senior Snauzenberg to select the supreme scented saucy steering wheel?

I smell der blau zahn (the blue tooth)

Man, this even SMELLS better than the steering wheel on the Camaro!

Hmm, how would ze large black handlebar mustache look on me?

I'm getting hints of orange, floral notes, wait, something new... naugahyde?! Hey! Not funny guys! Not funny!

" Now , more than ever , buying an Audi makes good SCENTS ! "