You Write the Caption: New GM CEO Ed Whitacre Chats With the Troops

"So. How YOU doin?"

What do they say about a man with two women next to him?

"I really am the best man for the job, don't you belive me?"

Michigan Industry and Livelihood Foundation member to the right.
The other one... um...

"I prefer Levitra. Cialis just doesn't cut it for me."

"Ask your doctor is Cialis is right for you!"

"You know those Yoplait yogurts you can get with the cookie crumbs? Yeah, I like those too."

"Just because we don't make an H2 doesn't have to mean you can't experience a hummer..."

"Yeah, people confuse me for Dave Letterman all the time..."

"A horse is a horse of course of course... talk to Mr. Ed!"

"Why hellooooo Wilbur!"

"and YOU ladies can just call me Big Papa"

"Ladies, let's invite the guy in the back and we'll have a foursome... at the golf course"

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
When your boss looks like Big Dave, do as his employees do (to Letterman)

Damn good thing that I don't work for Toyota, huh?

"Do you like these jeans? You guys wear stuff like this, right?"

"Enuff with da sweet talkin', I still need to see some I.D."

"I knew taking this job would help me with the ladies."

"You buy all your clothes at Wal-Mart? ME TOO!"

"That's my daughter you're talking to, MR. BIGSHOT. That's right, I'm watching you."

"My name is Ed-NOT E.D.! I swear!"

"So do you think my business cards will be in before they replace me?"
"I don;t know about you but this is the best Temp job I've ever had!!"

"What brand should I kill next?"
"Don't let the sweat shirt and jeans fool you; I wouldn't know a good car if it ran over me."
"I thought my lack of automotive knowledge would be a hindrance, but at GM I fit right in."
" What's all this fuss about EPS problems? Can't you try hormone therapy?

Why, yes, I did use a David Letterman pic for Facebook's doppelganger week.

So, Do you want to see it too?

Look security, I just forgot my tie. I run this company. Honest.

I don't know about cars, but I know women.

Are you going to twin-charge my Volt?

You get a G6, and you get a G6... oh wait.

Well Mrs. Wiggum, Smithers said I would blend in with these clothes. You think I do? Exxxx-cellent!

"You know, we could probably send over some toyotas for your enemies; they'll make your job A LOT easier. .....No but really, buy a GM.....please!!!!!"

(That would be how he plans on making friends with is employees)

Security? That cutie is grabbing my Letterman

Thank you for your great ideas on what we can do with Hummer.

or

thank you for your ideas on what we should do with Hummer, you are right, smaller Hummers would be better for the Chinese market

Whew that ride over here was rough... the gas pedal stuck on my Camry.

I got a huuge bonus this year... how about you guys?

I like to add a little drama just like Trump on TV... it went kind of like this: Fritz "You're Fired!"

"You're a funny guy, Mr. Whitacre but we have to escort you out of the building now."

"Ladies, I'm gonna take you to Hollywood. You on my left will co-star Courtney Cox in 'Cougartown'. You fine lady on my right can replace Barefoot Contessa on Food Network."

^ I was going to say "the Biggest Loser", but that was just too mean.

"Bob said to come talk to you because I am still trying to learn about these cars"

"You should switch your cell carrier to AT&T, I hear they have good service..."

Ladies, aren't you glad we didn't cut casual Friday's?

Guy in the back - "A suit is a suit.....I do kinda like him in those jeans, though."

"What a coincidence- I don't know anything about building cars either!"

"I really like orange too sir" Ed replies "ok, you're not fired, yet :)"

"You're saying this is too casual?"

"Your coat says Security Guard, I bet I could outrun you"

Guy in back to self - "I was building cars while this guy was in diapers."

Hey....let's all grab a little, or...a lot!

So, instead of pink slips, we'll just invite you to a "special screening" of Roger & Me

"The threat is real... from my Abs of Steel"

- "Does this shirt make me look fat?"

Big Dave rips off Conan with "Noches de Pasion con Senor O'Whitacre"

Judging by the women's apparel, they are both security officers at the plant.

"Make sure you two keep Jack Bauer out. His show is sponsored by Ford."

Sir, stop squeezing my behind. They are taking pictures.

1) I'm dressing casual since my job's secure, now about you two...

2) Why yes I am that guy from the commercial!

3) So you want to run a division?

Probably the first time you're glad you're not working for Toyota, huh?

"She's grabbing mine, so I thought I'd grab yours.....no?"

No Kidding....and you're Paula Blart?

"And then we switched the defective pedals for the good ones. The hardest part was sneaking in under their noses, but luckily Toyota didn't have top notch security like you . . ."

"Sir, please put you other hand in your pocket."

Is that guy behind me still checkin' out my a$$

EDIT: "Sir, please put your other hand in your pocket."

We have openings on the Chevy Volt Dance Team!

"I also enjoy wearing ill fitting clothes. There's something so trash about it, but i really like doing it. Really"

"This is the last time let the PR department shop for me. I went to Texas Tech, not UT, I can't be seen wearing Burnt Orange."

"I started this weight-loss program with Jenny Craig and the food is amazing!!!"

"I love your hair color. Should I go blond or brunette? How about red?"

"Sir, we are the Fashion Police. Wearing that atrocious brown shirt is a felony."

Is that a bailout in your pocket Mr. Whitacre or are you just happy to see me?

Who here wants to see Big Ed's stimulus package?

To IL:

What do we want? Honorary Mentions
When do we want it? This Afternoon!

"Did you watch last night's episode of the Biggest Loser? I love that show."

"OMG, your makeup is to die for. What kind of foundation do you use?"

"So you'll keep Fritz and all the old Motor's Liquidation Company folks out, right?"

"Can we pay you in cars?"

"Shoot on sight if you see any bill collectors, okay?"

"You'll be replaced by a Robonaut in a few months..."

I'm not sure how to pronounce it... I think it's French.

@vwthing1:

Manage a 3?

Do I have a dirty mind, or does this look like a scene from "XXXXX My Husband, Please"