You Write the Caption: Lotus Builds More Than Sportscars

Lotus to revive the CART Racing series.

So, how's she handle?

Lotus introduces the newest lightweight track package for the Exige.

Pushing the envelope with the new Lotus: All aluminum construction and 5-wheel steering.

Lotus tests its top secret, highly mobile new all-aluminum chassis.

Fortunately, this one is not a 'stripper' model.

Is that safety belt legal?

Lotus begins testing on new LF-A fighter. 5 wheel ultra steering (WUS) is being introduced as part of a revolutionary new drive system, its lightweight aluminium body features a rigid roll cage. Seating arraignment allows for one + one seating; tho don't expect to fit any more then a baby in the rear seat. Prices will start in upwards of a billion dollars and are expected to go even higher for a hardtop model. Slated for release in 2012, lotus hopes to bring in a new family of buyers into the supercar(t) niche.

Lotus 1: "Your everything i wanted to be"
Lotus 2: "your everything i wanted to be"
Woman:"I bet my husband thinks he's hilarious for this...."

Our yoga instructor demonstrates the Lotus Position.

A Lotus for use with produce.

His and her go-carts from Lotus...

Lotus is encouraging its dealership to offer an "entertainment package" along with its vehicles to boost sales.

No honey; we said to pose sitting in the CAR. Damn wannabe supermodels.....

Low and high maintenance rolled into one.

A Lotus for the Prius crowd.

Lotus puts the cart before the horsepower.

Proof that a Lotus can indeed pick up women.

it has no bar at the back so you can't run and stand on the cart. damn british, taking all the fun away.

Lotus management: putting the cart before the horse(power).

New from Lotus, it is greener than a Prius, five steerable wheels help it turn on a dime, and it has more room than an Exige...

Europeans are funny.

Lotus introduces the mother-in-law tow behind

It's got a side impact safety cage.

A new lotus that is easier to get into and out of! Also probably does a better job of keeping out the rain!

Aisle 9... hot women.

I've heard of mail-order brides, but this is ridiculous.

The Lotus BOGO offer not so exciting.

For the love of God, honey, get out of my shot!

This isn't your mom's cart. And this isn't your mom.

Being a woman who loved to play in traffic, it was a fitting end to Ms. Carter.

Track Package Coming Soon.

"How ridiculous I look in this Trolley?"

Lotus engineer(ette?) slips into something a little more comfortable.

Front weight bias does not good handling make.

"Lotus sells few enough cars in 2009 they decide to enter the U.S. shopping cart market. But, the company is pinching pennies so much they launch the product with a picture of employee in a driveway."

"We build track-ready cars; wait until you see our track-ready shopping carts for holiday shopping moms!"

English Turnip Farmers are HOT!!!

For Express Lane use only, ten items or less.

Both available for your shopping pleasure at Kwik-E-Mart. Thank you come again!

The Fast and the Furious: Animal House Edition

Lotus, in an effort to meet new fleet EPA standards, has reached a new low.

Does it still have the problem with wheels sticking? That would really through you off into the produce isle under hard cornering!

Simplicate, add lightness . . . and pick me up a woman at the store.

When she heard that many F1 drivers start in karting, Prudence Greensweater thought she'd give it a try. Regrettably, though, she has a habit of getting confused easily.