#NAIAS
Help! The braintrust of Inside Line is sitting here trying to decide in which disparaging way we should describe this bowling trophy of a hood ornament on the nose of the big, ol' Hyundai Equus sedan.
Here are a few:
Pedestrian Spleen Splitter
Drive-Through Speculum
The Spirit of Evisceration
afdubas says:
02:44 PM, 01/11/10
The Spirit of Anne Boleyn
brn says:
03:35 PM, 01/11/10
I vote for the speculum reference.
lexuslvr says:
03:54 PM, 01/11/10
I guess Hyundai can just take it off and put a more upscale version of the Genesis badge in its place.
albook says:
04:21 PM, 01/11/10
Can we see the car?
kurt_ says:
04:40 PM, 01/11/10
Something to do with Taint...
...barring that, Drive-Thru Speculum gets my vote.
cruiserhead1 says:
04:51 PM, 01/11/10
The Analator
efinils2 says:
05:05 PM, 01/11/10
That's the optional removable Batarang!
ergsum says:
06:36 PM, 01/11/10
I vote for cruiserhead1's "The Analator", but I'll throw in "The Rear Ender"
ergsum says:
06:45 PM, 01/11/10
Actually Hyundai appears to be quite proud of their "Most Improved" trophy if yhey're going to be putting it on the Equus.
lexusaddict says:
07:20 PM, 01/11/10
The Headless Owl
jackson611 says:
10:12 PM, 01/11/10
the end of a really fancy shuffleboard pusher. it's designed to appeal to an older, well-heeled crowd.
mrryte says:
07:12 AM, 01/12/10
Hey Erg, can I piggyback on one of yours?
"The High End Rear Ender"
"Rectus Regalus"
"Retractable towing hook"
rlyon says:
07:36 AM, 01/12/10
Equus Inpailmentus
dougtheeng says:
08:03 AM, 01/12/10
So much for fuel efficiency - imagine the drag on that thing!
ergsum says:
09:01 AM, 01/12/10
@dougtheeng, is that with or without the screaming impaled pedestrian?
technetium99 says:
06:31 AM, 01/13/10
The Spirit of Castration