Photo: Fox Syndication
You're looking at the BMW Coupe concept that's headed for the 2009 Frankfurt Auto Show next month. Actually, it's an artist's rendering based on some inside information and a few spy photos that have already leaked.
As you can see, this isn't really a coupe at all, but yet another sedan with a coupe profile. Mercedes has the CLS, Audi has the upcoming A7 and even Volkswagen has the CC.
Now, BMW will have one of its own, this time about the size of a 5 Series. Not sure if the radical front end will make production, but the rear end looks like its ready for production. We'll see on September 15th when it's unveiled in Frankfurt. Until then you have a few weeks to decide if this will fly or become just another oddly proportioned BMW like the Gran Turismo.
Photo: Fox Syndication
walking_dead says:
04:33 AM, 08/ 8/09
BBB! BBB!
Bring Back Bangle
zoomzoomn says:
04:35 AM, 08/ 8/09
Looks like an evolution of the 2007 CS concept.
fuhteng says:
07:22 AM, 08/ 8/09
NO NO NO NO NO! Coupes have two-doors! Not any other number.
And that is one UGLY creature. It looks like a Final Fantasy boss.
spydergts says:
07:55 AM, 08/ 8/09
a bit too lancer sportback-ish
albook says:
08:14 AM, 08/ 8/09
Another niche model. BMW is going to start having flopping in the states due to allthis model overflow. It's sad because this is the first halfway decent looking product out of stutgart in years.
skw0123 says:
08:40 AM, 08/ 8/09
Uh, Munich.
alman08 says:
08:42 AM, 08/ 8/09
"Actually, it's an artist's rendering based on some inside information and a few spy photos that have already leaked."
guess we will have to wait another month before all the complaints?
inlinesix says:
09:13 AM, 08/ 8/09
Busy styling.
altimadude00 says:
09:56 AM, 08/ 8/09
I think I vomited in my mouth a little.
smilez says:
10:38 AM, 08/ 8/09
Kinda looks like the face of the predator in...Predator.
mrbacon says:
11:14 AM, 08/ 8/09
Screw you, BMW.
You can't do anything right anymore.
cheslin says:
11:22 AM, 08/ 8/09
Is it just me or are BMW's getting fuglier by the year?
kurtamaxxxguy says:
11:59 AM, 08/ 8/09
Are those 10 series or solid rubber tires?
It's certainly a stylistic chopped BMW.
stovt001 says:
12:08 PM, 08/ 8/09
That is horrendously ugly. I hope the artist is way, way off.
thammer62 says:
12:43 PM, 08/ 8/09
It looks like it was just in a front end and rear end collision.
Kudos to the guy who said it looks like the final boss of a video game... you're all over it. Hideous.
thammer62 says:
12:45 PM, 08/ 8/09
I had to comment twice because that is the ugliest car I've ever seen. Ever.
cz75 says:
12:53 PM, 08/ 8/09
Makes the new Acura TL and Pontiac Aztek look good.
93aero says:
01:03 PM, 08/ 8/09
this car looks like a burn victim
pxhu says:
01:40 PM, 08/ 8/09
I dont like where this auto styling trend is going... the Acura corporate grille, the lancer sportback, and now this... they need to stop trying so hard
estreka says:
02:43 PM, 08/ 8/09
The CS looked way better.
greenpony says:
02:58 PM, 08/ 8/09
If they come out with this, I'd rather buy an Audi. Any Audi.
thedream21479 says:
03:08 PM, 08/ 8/09
By fuhtengAuthor Profile Page on August 8, 2009 7:22 AM
NO NO NO NO NO! Coupes have two-doors! Not any other number.
And that is one UGLY creature. It looks like a Final Fantasy boss.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
thedream21479 says:
03:10 PM, 08/ 8/09
By fuhtengAuthor Profile Page on August 8, 2009 7:22 AM
NO NO NO NO NO! Coupes have two-doors! Not any other number.
And that is one UGLY creature. It looks like a Final Fantasy boss.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Better get hastega up and cast thundaga over and over again. Unfortunately it's immune to slow, blind, death, petrification...maybe summon ifrit and see if he can melt it.
alex38 says:
06:30 PM, 08/ 8/09
Like the HIDEOUS X6, this is another niche market vehicle that fails to impress. What's even more laughable is the fact that this front end was already out on Hyundai's concept 'Veloster' more than 1 month ago:
http://www.hyundai-blog.com/index.php/2009/07/09/deatails-on-hyundais-2011-compact-sports-car-revealed/
I really hope this artist's rending is not anywhere close to the actual product..
thammer62 says:
07:05 PM, 08/ 8/09
Bravo Bimmer. Bravo. The Aztek can exhale as the torch is passed. Wonder if this Bimmer will come with a free tent as well.
jmaroun says:
09:28 PM, 08/ 8/09
looks like a mean bull dog from outer space
zoomzoom22 says:
10:44 PM, 08/ 8/09
Wowwwwww....BMW took the Honda Crosstour, sent it through a blender with a robot from hell, and out popped this monstrosity. This car has more lines, creases, and wrinkles than my great grandmother.
ctpax says:
12:27 AM, 08/ 9/09
Did we mention it's ugly?
arkitect says:
06:44 AM, 08/ 9/09
As seen in the X6, the new Grand Turismos, and this my observations are clarified. BMW no longer gives a $#!T about styling.
aloysius_vampa says:
10:03 AM, 08/ 9/09
fuhteng:
"And that is one UGLY creature. It looks like a Final Fantasy boss."
Hahahahaha.
albook says:
11:35 AM, 08/ 9/09
I don't care what anyone says. You can copy a design a thousand times but it still won't look better than the original. This "4 door coupe" styling is the "hottest new fad" and everyone from Jaguar to Hyundai is trying to copy it. But out of all the designs, none comes close to looking as good as the CLS. Cant wait for the next generation model. I'll probly buy it.
ravenone says:
12:34 PM, 08/ 9/09
Hideous front end!
fast_cars says:
12:48 PM, 08/ 9/09
3 words: ugly ugly ugly!
isend2c says:
06:01 PM, 08/ 9/09
By pxhu on August 8, 2009 1:40 PM
I dont like where this auto styling trend is going... the Acura corporate grille, the lancer sportback, and now this... they need to stop trying so hard
You forgot about Toyota and Honda, the new pilot is disgusting, and the current generation camry never had a good angle. I whole-heartedly agree however, that BMW has the worst bunch of car designs.
To Quote Jeremy Clarkson "the award for ugliest car this year goes to, BMW, the entire lineup!"
albook says:
06:08 PM, 08/ 9/09
"To Quote Jeremy Clarkson "the award for ugliest car this year goes to, BMW, the entire lineup!"
Uhhh...no. As unnatractive as BMWs lineup is, I think it is physically impossible to top Acura. Whoever greenlighted the ZDX was high when they saw the design.
cwc1 says:
07:16 PM, 08/ 9/09
What a hideous monstrosity. Sometimes, different is not good; not when it's as revolting as that thing is. Can we get back one day to cars with normal proportions?
adb4 says:
05:39 AM, 08/10/09
Ummm... Fact-check department--again?
Did you guys miss the news--http://www.autocar.co.uk/News/NewsArticle/BMW-Concepts/242355/
BMW explained what the car was, and their explanation makes a lot of sense given that they've announced an environmentally-responsible sports car concept for the show--and this vehicle is definitely not a sports car.
dougtheeng says:
06:38 AM, 08/10/09
So, so terrible. Soooooooooo bad. Its too early on a Monday for me to even come up with some more sarcastic comment about how much I hate this vehicle. Thanks for trying, BMW. With every new vehicle I see from you, you move further and further down my 'dream cars' list.
e10rice says:
07:13 AM, 08/10/09
Its not that bad. Sure it wont end up looking like this but i wouldnt count it out if it did. But the Artist did get it wrong. In the spy shots you can see that it is a coupe and not a 4 door, now thats not saying they dont have a 4 door in mind and that thats not where this artists drawing came from, but the photos show a coupe.
lieutryan says:
07:59 AM, 08/10/09
Everyone:
1...2...3...
EWWWWWWWW!!
normalc says:
08:42 AM, 08/10/09
Coupes are not 4 door vehicles. Now we have 4 door hatchbacks being called SUVs. What's with this foolish naming game.
mbtop177 says:
09:56 AM, 08/10/09
This car is really ugly, i miss the BMW of the 1990's.
m_thrizzle says:
10:25 AM, 08/10/09
I really think BMW is purposely putting out uglier and uglier cars in the last few years to prove that people just want to own a BMW for the cachet and not the looks.
blueguydotcom says:
12:26 PM, 08/10/09
thrizzle, that's an interesting idea.
Some people, some, value, handling/chassis dynamics, over appearance. While I think the current line-up of BMW cars is less than attractive I drive cars from the inside. So while my e90 335i may be as bland looking as a Buick Park Avenue there's nothing else sold right now that feels so good for the money (to me), while also meeting my needs (4 doors). :)
beermagazine says:
01:02 PM, 08/10/09
Ugly,
I don't think the entire BMW lineup is ugly...my 335 Coupe looks pretty damn good. People that said Bangle Ruined BMW, should start to think again. It looks like the Germans are watching Mecha Godzilla Movies...
m_thrizzle says:
01:35 PM, 08/10/09
blueguydotcom, my comment kinda goes with another theory I have re: BMW's. There are 2 kinds of BMW buyers, those that get the manual tranny and those that buy one with an automatic. In general, the enthusiasts (like you and me) who value BMW handling tend to buy a stick (I'm assuming here that you got the stick). The people who just want it for brand image opt for the automatic.
15-20 years ago, the majority of of BMW's were manual. But over the years (around the time they dropped a torque converter in the E36 M3!), BMW has tried to increase sales and be more appealing to the bland mainstream by upping the auto tranny offerings, and I'm sure the sales figures show that this has worked and that the majority of its cars are sold with automatics now. Anyways, these drivers are all about the show and not the go, and want their right hand free to use their cell phone, apply makeup, eat food, etc.
-2001 M3 6MT owner
blueguydotcom says:
05:31 PM, 08/10/09
thrizzle,
I did. Never owned an auto. Probably right. My view - as long as I can get a manual, i'll take the legions of poseurs.
ljmacneil says:
06:39 PM, 08/10/09
Introducing the BMW "Tom Selleck" Coupe.
roadburner says:
08:59 PM, 08/10/09
"15-20 years ago, the majority of of BMW's were manual. But over the years (around the time they dropped a torque converter in the E36 M3!), BMW has tried to increase sales and be more appealing to the bland mainstream by upping the auto tranny offerings, and I'm sure the sales figures show that this has worked and that the majority of its cars are sold with automatics now. Anyways, these drivers are all about the show and not the go, and want their right hand free to use their cell phone, apply makeup, eat food, etc."
Don't forget, they also like to refer to their "V6[sic] Beamer".
Morons.
beermagazine says:
02:03 PM, 08/11/09
I'm an MT owner and will always buy MT if given that option. I don't necessarily think that everybody that buys an AT or DSG is a poser or a douche. There is a technological advantage to Dual clutch, DSG or whatever its' currently called. It is faster. But there are some who want to feel more in control.
I'm sure there are purist, purist people who consider power steering, brakes, ABS and airbags "the devil" too.
The car is ugly and if it was available in MT I'd pass.
chopperx says:
09:41 PM, 08/11/09
at least it looks less piggish - a little bit of dare I say, Mitsubishi, with the forward slanted tilt on the front.
Certainly more interesting than last the CS concept from last year.
08lr3 says:
12:13 PM, 08/12/09
pointless
audibmwfan99 says:
12:55 PM, 08/13/09
It looks like a Catfish
2010caddysrx says:
02:41 PM, 08/14/09
It's definitley overstyled I must say........