What better person to help you get to where you want to go than the most clueless American ever.
Yes, you too can download voice commands by none other than Homer Simpson for your Tom Tom hand held navigator. It's the newest addition to a growing catalog of celebrity voices available for download.
Seems like Homer might get old after awhile, but who to replace him with? James Earl Jones? Christopher Walken? Bobcat Goldthwait? Any suggestions?
estreka says:
11:15 AM, 06/19/09
Bill Cosby
Fran Drescher
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Morgan Freeman
stovt001 says:
11:39 AM, 06/19/09
Morgan Freeman. No doubt about it.
santiagofdz says:
11:48 AM, 06/19/09
+1 on Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones.
I'd have voted for the movie trailer guy, but it's going to be kind of hard with him having passed away.
Douglas Rain, best known for being the voice of HAL 9000 from 2001 A space oddisey :)
jederino says:
11:49 AM, 06/19/09
Christopher Walken has my vote:
"At then next...street...take a...right, man. Proceed...with more cowbell..."
redliner says:
12:04 PM, 06/19/09
If were voting on cartoon characters, my vote goes to Boomhauer from King of the Hill, and no, i don't actually watch that show.
(sad, but i felt the disclaimer was necessary)
desmolicious says:
01:08 PM, 06/19/09
Walken or William Shatner (Capn Kirk).
"you... must....turn...leftahead"...
msdaisy says:
01:14 PM, 06/19/09
Christian Bale.
"Turn left you f**king amateur."
kingkhalas says:
02:51 PM, 06/19/09
I vote for:
William Shatner
Yoda
Arnold (as the terminator)
C-3PO
George W Bush
Leonard Nimoy
actualsize says:
03:06 PM, 06/19/09
No one will do but Samuel L. Jackson in full Pulp Fiction mode.
actualsize says:
03:09 PM, 06/19/09
"I SAID, turn LEFT, Mutha @#$*&%!"
grockpilot says:
04:13 PM, 06/19/09
Gunnery Sgt. Hartman from Full Metal Jacket
Hartman: Prepare to turn left, do you understand me, maggot?!?
Driver: Sir, yes sir!
Hartman: Bulls**t I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair.
Driver: SIR, YES SIR!
If you miss a turn:
Hartman: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
estreka says:
05:21 PM, 06/19/09
Got some more...
Mr T "I pity da foo' that don't turn left in 3 miles!"
KITT
Ozzy Osbourne "rabblerabblerabblerabble"
Simon Cowell "You're awful"
Darth Vader "I find your lack of direction...disturbing"
Stewie Griffin "Contemptible driver! I said left!"
desmolicious says:
05:43 PM, 06/19/09
Thanks everyone. I now hate all the unbelievably lame voice options on my Nuvi!
cwc1 says:
07:11 PM, 06/19/09
LOL, these are great! Here's one for the Yoda reference:
Yoda - "Turn left, you must, or misguided, you will be"
altimadude00 says:
10:08 PM, 06/19/09
Biff Tanner:
"Hello, HELLO! Anybody home? Think McFly! Think. It was a right on Lucinda Avenue, butt head."
"What are you looking at butt head? You still have 500 feet to your destination!"
Richard Hammond:
"Oh wait! There's a Tooth Whitening salon on your left in 40 meters!"
zoomzoomn says:
04:56 AM, 06/20/09
"Doh! Way to go,Marge. You missed the turn. Mmmmmm. Turns."
rsholland says:
05:26 AM, 06/20/09
Archie Bunker
"Hey meathead, you missed the turn!"
redgeminipa says:
07:24 AM, 06/20/09
kingkhalas: G W Bush would be THE most clueless American EVER and he would DEFINITELY get you lost!!! LOL Then, of course, he would deny it. lol
redgeminipa says:
07:28 AM, 06/20/09
LOL yeah!! I vote for Stewie Griffin!!!!! HAHA "Park this damn car so I can rule the world!... Yeah, that's not right, man... Louis, you missed the turn, I'm going to kill you!!" LOL
redgeminipa says:
07:29 AM, 06/20/09
LOL yeah!! I vote for Stewie Griffin!!!!! HAHA "Park this damn car so I can rule the world!... Yeah, that's not right, man... Louis, you missed the turn, I'm going to kill you!!" LOL
fezo says:
07:41 AM, 06/20/09
How about Elmer Fudd? "Turn wight after the wailwoad twacks. huh huh huh huh....
fezo says:
07:56 AM, 06/20/09
How about Elmer Fudd? "Turn wight after the wailwoad twacks. huh huh huh huh....
fezo says:
07:57 AM, 06/20/09
I have no idea how that double posted....
estreka says:
11:35 AM, 06/20/09
Billy Mays "Billy Mays here, letting you know you just passed a Linen'N'Things where you can buy a brand new Shamwow! If you'd like to accept this stunning offer, just turn right and..."
kingfish4 says:
05:49 AM, 06/21/09
Ozzi Osborne-You would never get to your destination!
subytrojan says:
08:07 AM, 06/21/09
estreka, Billy Mays is a Zorbeez man. Don't insult him by saying he's Vince from the Sham-Wow commercials/informercials. LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLrm3Omkjg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWRGRZCvLmg
subytrojan says:
08:09 AM, 06/21/09
infomercials*
subytrojan says:
08:19 AM, 06/21/09
Billy Mays drives a Bentley. Heh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYdDK1uTDI
desmolicious says:
01:57 PM, 06/22/09
The one voice needed is that of Chuck Norris.
Cuz Chuck never gets lost. Everything coordinates around Chuck....
mwc993 says:
07:02 PM, 06/22/09
I gotta say these guys:
Titus
Peter Griffin
John McCain (my friends...turn left)
Bill Nye The Science Guy