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2009 Geneva Auto Show: BMW 5 Series GT Concept Caption Contest

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34 Comments

SirTodd says:

02:52 PM, 03/ 3/09

"Only 3 of us can fit and this fat ass?!!"

smilez says:

02:53 PM, 03/ 3/09

Where's Chris Bangle? I know he's in here somewhere!!!

m3shmem3 says:

03:05 PM, 03/ 3/09

"Ja, we can fit Bangle und Niedermaier in here."

ctpax says:

03:06 PM, 03/ 3/09

- Hans, did you read the instruction manual for opening the hatch?

- No, Fritz I'm using the standard procedure...

- Be quiet both of you I'm trying to put these floormats in order and all the cargo hooks aligned!

zimtheinvader says:

03:13 PM, 03/ 3/09

do you think anyone will notice we've got a Playboy magazine in here?

sideswiper says:

03:17 PM, 03/ 3/09

The Next 5 Series: More dead-hooker space than you'll ever need.

zimtheinvader says:

03:32 PM, 03/ 3/09

I don't think that is what he meant when he said his is bigger than yours.

zimtheinvader says:

03:40 PM, 03/ 3/09

"I'm telling you, the attic she lived in was about this size"

smilez says:

03:40 PM, 03/ 3/09

Suit #1 - Blaaaaaaaaaaaagh
Suit #2 - Blaaaaaaaaaaaagh
Suit #3 - Blaaaaaaaaaaaagh


Suit #1 - Thank God there's all this space for us to throw up in!

altimadude00 says:

03:40 PM, 03/ 3/09

How many engineers does it take to design a trunk?

billt9 says:

03:54 PM, 03/ 3/09

I think she's fulled dilated. Give her the epidural.

richc3 says:

04:00 PM, 03/ 3/09

"With this economy does it really matter if our golf bags fit?"

mhart27 says:

04:17 PM, 03/ 3/09

Ve are looking für ein clue.

mhart27 says:

04:17 PM, 03/ 3/09

Ve are looking für einen clue.

mhart27 says:

04:19 PM, 03/ 3/09

Whoops, hit enter twice. Sorry.

shaddai says:

05:01 PM, 03/ 3/09

I think we made a wrong turn at Albuquerque...

redliner says:

05:04 PM, 03/ 3/09

'The butt(s) of many jokes to come'

'Zey vill love zis car. Yes?'

'Move out of za vay! I am measuring ze thickness of za trunk liner.'

kurtamaxxxguy says:

05:32 PM, 03/ 3/09

"We've got your back!"

firstwagon says:

05:48 PM, 03/ 3/09

I can't believe we all wore the same outfit!

carluvr1 says:

08:06 PM, 03/ 3/09

-Shhhh... hurry and eat that schnitzel and beer before anyone comes

-did they design enough room for the spare?... where is it ?

technov says:

09:45 PM, 03/ 3/09

"Hmmm...I know I left my design sense somewhere in here!"

uncanny_man says:

10:11 PM, 03/ 3/09

Kiss my a** lower middle class!

tryan says:

03:37 AM, 03/ 4/09

"Now this is what I call 'Das Boot'!"

heffling says:

06:22 AM, 03/ 4/09

"See, there's plent of room to hide our losses in here."

"Oh no! I dropped my contact lens!"

"We finally understand BMW's formula for success. It's the trunk!"

Or, from the car's point of view:

"A, a luxury meal! No more of those cheap engineers they've been feeding me!"

rick8365 says:

10:32 AM, 03/ 4/09

"No...it's over there....behind the flux capacitor!

rick8365 says:

10:34 AM, 03/ 4/09

Yep....looks like we can fit THREE kegs in here.

rick8365 says:

10:38 AM, 03/ 4/09

Look, it would've fit...I specified this thing to be rear engined, to compete with the 911.

rick8365 says:

10:40 AM, 03/ 4/09

Introducing the world's first synchronized measuring team!

crowb says:

10:42 AM, 03/ 4/09

Well I don't know how to make a caption out of it, but am I the only one thinking of the three stooges?

"Hey Moe! *SMACK*...Why I oughta *POKE*...nyuck nyuck nyuck *BANG*...whooo whooo whooo whooo whooo whooo *ZING*"

cruiserhead1 says:

11:27 AM, 03/ 4/09

WHERE'S MY BAILOUT MONEY?!

rick8365 says:

11:39 AM, 03/ 4/09

LOL - Cruiserhead

TriSport says:

11:45 AM, 03/ 4/09

"Let's move iDrive to the trunk!"

gearpatrol says:

12:05 PM, 03/ 4/09

Must... Measure... Cubic... Feet...

smilez says:

02:44 PM, 03/ 5/09

Gonna post a winner?

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