What's a little vehicular sex among friends?
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This is just flat out weird. Not only do we have protect our children from sexual predators—but also now our vehicles?
Autoblog , via UK's The Telegraph , have exposed a little known sexual fetish called Mechaphilia, which is having sex with your car, or your neighbor's car, or, well... you get the idea...
. Needless to say this presents a whole new perspective on the term "Significant Other."
Edward Smith (pictured with Vanilla, his VW lover) states: "I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.
"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.
"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."
He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.
"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.
"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”
Full story here and here.
Edward Smith (pictured with Vanilla, his VW lover) states: "I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.
"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.
"I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."
He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.
"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.
"As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”
Full story here and here.
ateixeira says:
07:30 AM, 05/23/08
To be gay he'd have to be human first.
estreka says:
12:53 PM, 05/23/08
How do you....n/m.
Gives new meaning to the term "love machine."
firstwagon says:
07:14 PM, 05/23/08
That's just creepy as hell.