Vehicle Testing Manager Mike Schmidt sent me this photo of our VW GTI getting a hot oil treatment but not in Texas.
What is your caption?
We'll post our favorite this afternoon.
Donna DeRosa, Managing Editor
Note: The last few winners have not claimed their glorious prizes. I'm going to put a time limit on it. If you don't claim your prize by the time the next caption contest posts, the prize goes back in my prize box. That gives you a week.
Happy Friday the 13th.

oldchap says:
03:11 AM, 05/13/11
Just skip to the ending, I'm double parked.
Keep those scissors where I can see them.
Ceiling mirrors too? That's a new touch.
Now you see me, now you don't.
ergsum says:
03:54 AM, 05/13/11
"Un-Pimp Your Ride: Primp Your Rider"
ergsum says:
04:00 AM, 05/13/11
One word: Facial.
ergsum says:
04:02 AM, 05/13/11
Happy split endings.
e90_m3 says:
04:03 AM, 05/13/11
Eine kleines Hitler Auto im das Haus
* not exactly gramatically correct
e90_m3 says:
04:04 AM, 05/13/11
das mullet
ergsum says:
04:10 AM, 05/13/11
Blow-n-Go
snipenet says:
04:12 AM, 05/13/11
a cow licked what?
snipenet says:
04:14 AM, 05/13/11
A German Brazilian?
ergsum says:
04:29 AM, 05/13/11
VW GTI, a perfect vehicle for a "shag".
ergsum says:
04:33 AM, 05/13/11
VW GTI, it'll grab you by the short hairs!
finn4723 says:
04:35 AM, 05/13/11
Oh, hair, not hare. I guess I won't find any rabbit siblings in there.
finn4723 says:
04:59 AM, 05/13/11
The Stylist and the Hare.
philaburb says:
05:02 AM, 05/13/11
wax that thang
drhorrible says:
05:07 AM, 05/13/11
I wanted a hare oil treatment not a hair oil treatment.
cantdrive92 says:
05:10 AM, 05/13/11
Ooohhhh, you said HAIR! Whew, I was worried about that facial you booked for me.
thegraduate says:
05:11 AM, 05/13/11
Business in the front, party in the hatch!
jcotov says:
05:12 AM, 05/13/11
Best lil' park job
monkeybread says:
05:16 AM, 05/13/11
Hairvergnugen
hank39 says:
05:45 AM, 05/13/11
Those rims can cut any type of hair.
robert4380 says:
05:52 AM, 05/13/11
"One carnuba wax, please."
kain77 says:
05:57 AM, 05/13/11
Jawohl, mein hair.
ergsum says:
06:09 AM, 05/13/11
"Is that... is that hair gel?"
ergsum says:
06:14 AM, 05/13/11
I have a rim job at 3:15.
ergsum says:
06:17 AM, 05/13/11
It's how I hair roller.
hank39 says:
06:42 AM, 05/13/11
"Best Lil' Hair House of Blades"
ergsum says:
06:44 AM, 05/13/11
A house of ill re-beaut.
xjustinx242 says:
06:47 AM, 05/13/11
Don't dare give me a mullet, I wouldn't be caught dead looking like a Honda.
ergsum says:
06:49 AM, 05/13/11
Located in the red light district.
(see photo)
ergsum says:
06:59 AM, 05/13/11
Hairodynamics
sogge says:
07:07 AM, 05/13/11
Das Hair Doo.
fsunole says:
07:09 AM, 05/13/11
Follow the white rabbit
(Matrix reference)
technetium99 says:
07:09 AM, 05/13/11
We don't serve your kind....
rayray633 says:
07:27 AM, 05/13/11
Always remember to wear a helmet
rayray633 says:
07:29 AM, 05/13/11
Custom Colors & Weaves
rayray633 says:
07:40 AM, 05/13/11
Zigs & Wigs
boobylortez says:
07:40 AM, 05/13/11
I'll take the waxing but instead of a strip, can you leave a figure-8?
rayray633 says:
07:44 AM, 05/13/11
Auto-Erotic
boobylortez says:
07:45 AM, 05/13/11
They do a great "smokey eye" look.
rayray633 says:
07:47 AM, 05/13/11
Now offering Brazilian & German waxes
boobylortez says:
07:53 AM, 05/13/11
My German roots are showing.
ergsum says:
07:53 AM, 05/13/11
"Divas Wanted"
trez001 says:
07:53 AM, 05/13/11
A "Rabbit" by, any other name, is still a great ride!
boobylortez says:
07:56 AM, 05/13/11
I'm here for highlights. Do you have any Shadow Blue Metallic?
trez001 says:
07:56 AM, 05/13/11
There's something familiar about this place.
trez001 says:
08:05 AM, 05/13/11
Maybe I'll try something from the seventies today, Bunny!
trez001 says:
08:08 AM, 05/13/11
Keep looking Thumper, we'll find your mom.
cuthgood130 says:
08:15 AM, 05/13/11
farfegroomin
cuthgood130 says:
08:15 AM, 05/13/11
farfegroomin
technetium99 says:
08:21 AM, 05/13/11
Is this the GTI's happy ending?
gregnv says:
08:22 AM, 05/13/11
Herr meets hair.
technetium99 says:
08:25 AM, 05/13/11
So what can you do about these plaid seats?
ergsum says:
08:47 AM, 05/13/11
VW GTI: The Metromanual of Sport Hatches.
snipenet says:
08:48 AM, 05/13/11
Lil' Barvhairia
shadrach2 says:
08:54 AM, 05/13/11
After 20,000 miles, is this the happy ending?
rayray633 says:
09:00 AM, 05/13/11
Rapunzel, you're chariot awaits!
rayray633 says:
09:07 AM, 05/13/11
Apparently, I failed English class (edit):
Rapunzel, your chariot awaits!
rayray633 says:
09:08 AM, 05/13/11
In this story, the hare wins.
gregnv says:
09:23 AM, 05/13/11
herr shredder meets the hair cutter
bonzjr says:
09:27 AM, 05/13/11
Don’t be fooled by my white hare and tartan weave. I can still move like a jackrabbit.
ergsum says:
09:54 AM, 05/13/11
Can you feather the throttle?
ergsum says:
09:57 AM, 05/13/11
High-Maintenance
sc87 says:
09:59 AM, 05/13/11
sharper than anything inside
sidx says:
10:11 AM, 05/13/11
The GTI heard "hare house for a waxing" and got exited. Then....Doh!
finn4723 says:
10:12 AM, 05/13/11
No more bleach, this hare is white enough as it is.
wshuff says:
10:35 AM, 05/13/11
Turn your rabbit into a fox.
wshuff says:
10:36 AM, 05/13/11
Last time I went there I left with a GTI infection.
finn4723 says:
10:46 AM, 05/13/11
We do nails too. Removed while you wait.
finn4723 says:
10:49 AM, 05/13/11
Vee-dub in da hair haus! OR Vee-dub in da hare haus!
diondi says:
10:52 AM, 05/13/11
Wax on, wax off.
vt8919 says:
10:59 AM, 05/13/11
"They call the guy who inherited the place Heir Hair."
ergsum says:
11:08 AM, 05/13/11
"Throttle Blip" meets "Brothel Clip"
ergsum says:
11:11 AM, 05/13/11
Well, Hardy Herr Hair!
rayray633 says:
11:29 AM, 05/13/11
I'm having a plaid hair day
fuel_on_fire85 says:
11:49 AM, 05/13/11
The Fast and the Furry-ous
fuel_on_fire85 says:
11:50 AM, 05/13/11
or...
The Fast and the Furry
rayray633 says:
11:53 AM, 05/13/11
Schmidt gets caught manscaping!
ergsum says:
12:01 PM, 05/13/11
"The Fast and the Androgynous"
ergsum says:
12:08 PM, 05/13/11
"The Fast and the Dubious"
ergsum says:
12:10 PM, 05/13/11
"The Fast and the Facetious"
ergsum says:
12:25 PM, 05/13/11
"The Fast and the Beauteous"
saturn95 says:
12:49 PM, 05/13/11
Hair Fast
ergsum says:
02:17 PM, 05/13/11
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
funkymunky says:
02:53 PM, 05/13/11
GTI? More like GT Oy!