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2010 Volkswagen GTI: You Write the Caption

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Vehicle Testing Manager Mike Schmidt sent me this photo of our VW GTI getting a hot oil treatment but not in Texas.

What is your caption?

We'll post our favorite this afternoon.

Donna DeRosa, Managing Editor

Note: The last few winners have not claimed their glorious prizes. I'm going to put a time limit on it. If you don't claim your prize by the time the next caption contest posts, the prize goes back in my prize box. That gives you a week.

Happy Friday the 13th.

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84 Comments

oldchap says:

03:11 AM, 05/13/11

Just skip to the ending, I'm double parked.

Keep those scissors where I can see them.

Ceiling mirrors too? That's a new touch.

Now you see me, now you don't.

ergsum says:

03:54 AM, 05/13/11

"Un-Pimp Your Ride: Primp Your Rider"

ergsum says:

04:00 AM, 05/13/11

One word: Facial.

ergsum says:

04:02 AM, 05/13/11

Happy split endings.

e90_m3 says:

04:03 AM, 05/13/11

Eine kleines Hitler Auto im das Haus

* not exactly gramatically correct

e90_m3 says:

04:04 AM, 05/13/11

das mullet

ergsum says:

04:10 AM, 05/13/11

Blow-n-Go

snipenet says:

04:12 AM, 05/13/11

a cow licked what?

snipenet says:

04:14 AM, 05/13/11

A German Brazilian?

ergsum says:

04:29 AM, 05/13/11

VW GTI, a perfect vehicle for a "shag".

ergsum says:

04:33 AM, 05/13/11

VW GTI, it'll grab you by the short hairs!

finn4723 says:

04:35 AM, 05/13/11

Oh, hair, not hare. I guess I won't find any rabbit siblings in there.

finn4723 says:

04:59 AM, 05/13/11

The Stylist and the Hare.

philaburb says:

05:02 AM, 05/13/11

wax that thang

drhorrible says:

05:07 AM, 05/13/11

I wanted a hare oil treatment not a hair oil treatment.

cantdrive92 says:

05:10 AM, 05/13/11

Ooohhhh, you said HAIR! Whew, I was worried about that facial you booked for me.

thegraduate says:

05:11 AM, 05/13/11

Business in the front, party in the hatch!

jcotov says:

05:12 AM, 05/13/11

Best lil' park job

monkeybread says:

05:16 AM, 05/13/11

Hairvergnugen

hank39 says:

05:45 AM, 05/13/11

Those rims can cut any type of hair.

robert4380 says:

05:52 AM, 05/13/11

"One carnuba wax, please."

kain77 says:

05:57 AM, 05/13/11

Jawohl, mein hair.

ergsum says:

06:09 AM, 05/13/11

"Is that... is that hair gel?"

ergsum says:

06:14 AM, 05/13/11

I have a rim job at 3:15.

ergsum says:

06:17 AM, 05/13/11

It's how I hair roller.

hank39 says:

06:42 AM, 05/13/11

"Best Lil' Hair House of Blades"

ergsum says:

06:44 AM, 05/13/11

A house of ill re-beaut.

xjustinx242 says:

06:47 AM, 05/13/11

Don't dare give me a mullet, I wouldn't be caught dead looking like a Honda.

ergsum says:

06:49 AM, 05/13/11

Located in the red light district.

(see photo)

ergsum says:

06:59 AM, 05/13/11

Hairodynamics

sogge says:

07:07 AM, 05/13/11

Das Hair Doo.

fsunole says:

07:09 AM, 05/13/11

Follow the white rabbit

(Matrix reference)

technetium99 says:

07:09 AM, 05/13/11

We don't serve your kind....

rayray633 says:

07:27 AM, 05/13/11

Always remember to wear a helmet

rayray633 says:

07:29 AM, 05/13/11

Custom Colors & Weaves

rayray633 says:

07:40 AM, 05/13/11

Zigs & Wigs

boobylortez says:

07:40 AM, 05/13/11

I'll take the waxing but instead of a strip, can you leave a figure-8?

rayray633 says:

07:44 AM, 05/13/11

Auto-Erotic

boobylortez says:

07:45 AM, 05/13/11

They do a great "smokey eye" look.

rayray633 says:

07:47 AM, 05/13/11

Now offering Brazilian & German waxes

boobylortez says:

07:53 AM, 05/13/11

My German roots are showing.

ergsum says:

07:53 AM, 05/13/11

"Divas Wanted"

trez001 says:

07:53 AM, 05/13/11

A "Rabbit" by, any other name, is still a great ride!

boobylortez says:

07:56 AM, 05/13/11

I'm here for highlights. Do you have any Shadow Blue Metallic?

trez001 says:

07:56 AM, 05/13/11

There's something familiar about this place.

trez001 says:

08:05 AM, 05/13/11

Maybe I'll try something from the seventies today, Bunny!

trez001 says:

08:08 AM, 05/13/11

Keep looking Thumper, we'll find your mom.

cuthgood130 says:

08:15 AM, 05/13/11

farfegroomin

cuthgood130 says:

08:15 AM, 05/13/11

farfegroomin

technetium99 says:

08:21 AM, 05/13/11

Is this the GTI's happy ending?

gregnv says:

08:22 AM, 05/13/11

Herr meets hair.

technetium99 says:

08:25 AM, 05/13/11

So what can you do about these plaid seats?

ergsum says:

08:47 AM, 05/13/11

VW GTI: The Metromanual of Sport Hatches.

snipenet says:

08:48 AM, 05/13/11

Lil' Barvhairia

shadrach2 says:

08:54 AM, 05/13/11

After 20,000 miles, is this the happy ending?

rayray633 says:

09:00 AM, 05/13/11

Rapunzel, you're chariot awaits!

rayray633 says:

09:07 AM, 05/13/11

Apparently, I failed English class (edit):

Rapunzel, your chariot awaits!

rayray633 says:

09:08 AM, 05/13/11

In this story, the hare wins.

gregnv says:

09:23 AM, 05/13/11

herr shredder meets the hair cutter

bonzjr says:

09:27 AM, 05/13/11

Don’t be fooled by my white hare and tartan weave. I can still move like a jackrabbit.

ergsum says:

09:54 AM, 05/13/11

Can you feather the throttle?

ergsum says:

09:57 AM, 05/13/11

High-Maintenance

sc87 says:

09:59 AM, 05/13/11

sharper than anything inside

sidx says:

10:11 AM, 05/13/11

The GTI heard "hare house for a waxing" and got exited. Then....Doh!

finn4723 says:

10:12 AM, 05/13/11

No more bleach, this hare is white enough as it is.

wshuff says:

10:35 AM, 05/13/11

Turn your rabbit into a fox.

wshuff says:

10:36 AM, 05/13/11

Last time I went there I left with a GTI infection.

finn4723 says:

10:46 AM, 05/13/11

We do nails too. Removed while you wait.

finn4723 says:

10:49 AM, 05/13/11

Vee-dub in da hair haus! OR Vee-dub in da hare haus!

diondi says:

10:52 AM, 05/13/11

Wax on, wax off.

vt8919 says:

10:59 AM, 05/13/11

"They call the guy who inherited the place Heir Hair."

ergsum says:

11:08 AM, 05/13/11

"Throttle Blip" meets "Brothel Clip"

ergsum says:

11:11 AM, 05/13/11

Well, Hardy Herr Hair!

rayray633 says:

11:29 AM, 05/13/11

I'm having a plaid hair day

fuel_on_fire85 says:

11:49 AM, 05/13/11

The Fast and the Furry-ous

fuel_on_fire85 says:

11:50 AM, 05/13/11

or...

The Fast and the Furry

rayray633 says:

11:53 AM, 05/13/11

Schmidt gets caught manscaping!

ergsum says:

12:01 PM, 05/13/11

"The Fast and the Androgynous"

ergsum says:

12:08 PM, 05/13/11

"The Fast and the Dubious"

ergsum says:

12:10 PM, 05/13/11

"The Fast and the Facetious"

ergsum says:

12:25 PM, 05/13/11

"The Fast and the Beauteous"

saturn95 says:

12:49 PM, 05/13/11

Hair Fast

ergsum says:

02:17 PM, 05/13/11

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

funkymunky says:

02:53 PM, 05/13/11

GTI? More like GT Oy!

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