Our 2009 Ford Flex is for sale. Let's give it a fond farewell in its last caption contest.
Picture provided by Vehicle Testing Manager Mike Schmidt.
We'll post our favorite this afternoon. And remember, we have prizes.
Donna DeRosa, Managing Editor
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hillcm says:
03:21 AM, 12/ 3/10
That's not the kind of covered wagon I asked for...
hillcm says:
03:30 AM, 12/ 3/10
Hold on... I got a better one!
"For sale: Covered Wagon"
So long Flex... I'm sure you'll be missed.
oldchap says:
03:42 AM, 12/ 3/10
Circle the wagons - Starbucks is about to ambush!
oldchap says:
03:43 AM, 12/ 3/10
Ride off into the Sunset Blvd.
ergsum says:
04:14 AM, 12/ 3/10
Donna seeks to be Flexonerated for last weeks printing of "Ya'll"
ergsum says:
04:31 AM, 12/ 3/10
"The Flex and the Farewell"
ergsum says:
04:33 AM, 12/ 3/10
The Flexit
ergsum says:
04:34 AM, 12/ 3/10
The Flexodus
ergsum says:
04:35 AM, 12/ 3/10
"Gone In 72,000 Miles"
85se says:
04:45 AM, 12/ 3/10
Happy Trails
lowmilelude says:
04:52 AM, 12/ 3/10
Oh snap ya'll! Second opinion pwnage!1!one Anyways, back at the ranch...
"100% garanteed to get you to the end of the Oregon Trail w/o dying of dysentery."
Bonus points for classic video game reference?
85se says:
04:59 AM, 12/ 3/10
Think how good this picture would look if it was still a woodie.
blackngold1000 says:
05:08 AM, 12/ 3/10
So they loaded up the Flex and they moved to Beverly (Hills, that is)
jasond52 says:
05:08 AM, 12/ 3/10
The public was not to sure about Tex's Funeral Home & BBQ new sign
85se says:
05:08 AM, 12/ 3/10
"Flex, I am yer father."
ergsum says:
05:20 AM, 12/ 3/10
Chucked Wagon
thegraduate says:
05:23 AM, 12/ 3/10
Jethro loved cereal so much he bought a car shaped like the box.
technetium99 says:
05:35 AM, 12/ 3/10
Come and listen to my story 'bout a car named Flex....
wrinklebump says:
05:35 AM, 12/ 3/10
You Forded the expressway. Many oxen died.
altimadude05 says:
05:45 AM, 12/ 3/10
Goin to the last roundup.
adantium says:
05:45 AM, 12/ 3/10
It was a really strange Funeral Home Job
wshuff says:
05:52 AM, 12/ 3/10
85se, I think you meant, ""Flex, I'm yer pappy."
Bug Tussle Flex-appeal
kingfish4 says:
05:54 AM, 12/ 3/10
Move 'em, Move 'em, Move 'em
Git them doggies move 'em
Rawhide.
kingfish4 says:
05:56 AM, 12/ 3/10
Load 'em up, Move 'em out
Git them doggies move 'em
Rawhide!
old_volvo says:
05:57 AM, 12/ 3/10
hey look, a hyundai!
jacton says:
06:05 AM, 12/ 3/10
The Final Flex.
Happy trails to you!
Yee-ha! Giddy up, partner! We've got to get this Flex a-sold!
jacton says:
06:06 AM, 12/ 3/10
flexin one last time
technetium99 says:
06:19 AM, 12/ 3/10
Sure I may have been given some bad breaks, but today I consider myself the luckiest car on the face of the Earth.
ergsum says:
06:37 AM, 12/ 3/10
Tex-Mex with the Ex Flex
ergsum says:
06:38 AM, 12/ 3/10
"Flex Ya'll Healing"
robert4380 says:
06:50 AM, 12/ 3/10
(Sung to the tune of Willie Nelson's "On the Road Again")
I've been sold again -
I can't believe that I've been sold again.
After so many miles I thought you all were my friends
And I can't believe that I've been sold again.
ed124c says:
07:03 AM, 12/ 3/10
Edmunds, You Lie! What happened to the 100K Promise?
pushrodpower says:
07:04 AM, 12/ 3/10
Come and listen to story about a Ford named Flex...
vt8919 says:
07:05 AM, 12/ 3/10
It's one OK corral.
famof3kids says:
07:05 AM, 12/ 3/10
Already 100k miles? Wow...
vt8919 says:
07:07 AM, 12/ 3/10
"...it even tackled Brokeback Mountain with ease, though most of the roads weren't straight."
ergsum says:
07:08 AM, 12/ 3/10
@robert4380, thanks! Now I've got that tune in my head but with your lyrics.
lowmilelude says:
07:41 AM, 12/ 3/10
Awwwl my Flexes drove through Texas...
throwback says:
07:48 AM, 12/ 3/10
The chuck wagons a leavin!
toye says:
08:20 AM, 12/ 3/10
The Ford Flex verses the new Toywagon
stpawyfrmdonut says:
08:26 AM, 12/ 3/10
Earl Scruggs and speed
tatermctatums says:
08:27 AM, 12/ 3/10
"Drive faster, I hear banjos!"
stpawyfrmdonut says:
08:28 AM, 12/ 3/10
You had me at howdy
coasterkid says:
09:03 AM, 12/ 3/10
I'm going to paint your wagon.
shaddai says:
09:04 AM, 12/ 3/10
We'll miss you, pardner.
felonious says:
09:36 AM, 12/ 3/10
I'm too depressed to write anything witty. So I'll leave it at this:
Goodbye, old friend.
sherief says:
09:43 AM, 12/ 3/10
Long Live the Box
ergsum says:
09:44 AM, 12/ 3/10
Ford Flex for sale: A FISTFUL OF DOLLARS
sherief says:
09:45 AM, 12/ 3/10
If Porsche built this it would be called the "Boxtest"
sherief says:
09:45 AM, 12/ 3/10
The Good, the Bad and the Boxy
85se says:
09:45 AM, 12/ 3/10
@wshuff...good one! Is my Canadianess showing? :)
sherief says:
09:46 AM, 12/ 3/10
Are you feelin Boxy, punk?
sherief says:
09:47 AM, 12/ 3/10
Doc, what happened to the DeLorean?
ergsum says:
09:47 AM, 12/ 3/10
Well this means no more hearsing around!
sherief says:
09:48 AM, 12/ 3/10
Flex Appeal
ergsum says:
09:50 AM, 12/ 3/10
"A Car Called Hearse"
stpawyfrmdonut says:
09:59 AM, 12/ 3/10
Bug Tussle or bust
questionlp says:
10:02 AM, 12/ 3/10
Are you Flexing?
Thanks for all the Flex.
It's time for the last Flex-Off.
I'm not good at boxy good-byes.
blueprint1 says:
10:08 AM, 12/ 3/10
The Final (Starbucks) Exit.
blueprint1 says:
10:11 AM, 12/ 3/10
Exclusive spyshot : 2012 Honda Grand Element caught undisguised !
ralphhightower says:
10:34 AM, 12/ 3/10
+1 for ed124c for parodying Rep. Joe Wilson (R-SC).
ergsum says:
10:39 AM, 12/ 3/10
It's time to put the Flex out to pasture, pardners!
snipenet says:
10:42 AM, 12/ 3/10
Plank You, Plank you very much!
technetium99 says:
10:47 AM, 12/ 3/10
So long; and thanks for all the Flex!
snipenet says:
11:11 AM, 12/ 3/10
Missing: Girl in green jacket.
Last seen in this security camera photo getting into a
black Ford Flex driven by a man buzzing his lips as if to
mimic a race car. Suspect is believed to have tempted
his victim with an order of hushpuppies and chicken fingers.
felonious says:
11:23 AM, 12/ 3/10
The Flex isn't gone. It's just on a farm in Texas now.
ergsum says:
11:40 AM, 12/ 3/10
"Hasta la vista, Flex"
jughandle says:
11:50 AM, 12/ 3/10
Pick the banker, move at a grueling pace, ford any and every river, hunt 1000 lbs worth of buffalo (and only carry 200 lbs back), and die of dysentery.
jiggsb1 says:
12:16 PM, 12/ 3/10
Stop hearsing around.
Duel at Rancho de Starbuck
The remaining Donners found a great deal on a used Flex and rarely missed the chance @ fast food and cofee.
All my Flexes retired to Texas.
estreka says:
12:25 PM, 12/ 3/10
"I knew we shouldn't have bought 40 lbs of food and 3 boxes of bullets in St. Louis. There's a McDonald's every 3 miles!"
estreka says:
12:26 PM, 12/ 3/10
Seething wife in passenger seat: GET BACK IN THE CAR!
ergsum says:
12:31 PM, 12/ 3/10
Ford Flex, a modern day Starbucking Bronco.
spargo says:
01:06 PM, 12/ 3/10
Hi I'm a giant Scion Xb
kernals12 says:
01:11 PM, 12/ 3/10
Flex- Granpa country squire told me about guys like that
hendrix22 says:
01:39 PM, 12/ 3/10
Honey, can you find the box it came in?
That IS the box.
mike6zz says:
02:19 PM, 12/ 3/10
After hearse driver speeds through yellow light, funeral procession mistakenly follows local families Ford Flex through drive thru.
wshuff says:
07:51 AM, 12/ 4/10
Hadn't noticed before,ive but I guess we should give Donna a pass for misspelling "Y'all". Seems that is the accepted California spelling. Unless IL made up the cowboy sign for this picture.