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2009 Dodge Viper SRT-10: You Write the Caption

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Vehicle Testing Manager Mike Schmidt sent me this photo of the Viper parked near a pretty interesting vehicle.

I know you'll have fun with this one. What is your caption?

We'll post our favorite this afternoon.

Donna DeRosa, Managing Editor

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93 Comments

ergsum says:

04:05 AM, 07/ 9/10

Revlon's Smokey Rose and the Bandit

mopar910 says:

04:08 AM, 07/ 9/10

Don't wanna go to jail, and I'm definitely not losing my MOPAR....Call the Pink car!!!!!!!

mcgs999 says:

04:18 AM, 07/ 9/10

Mike runs into Donna on her secret side job.

ergsum says:

04:22 AM, 07/ 9/10

The Viper gets pulled over by Adam & Eve-12.

ergsum says:

04:44 AM, 07/ 9/10

A lot of aspiring actors work for them; they’re known as “Lipstick Thespians”.

ergsum says:

04:52 AM, 07/ 9/10

You can put lipstick on a cop car, but it's still a cop car.

ergsum says:

05:10 AM, 07/ 9/10

Dodge puts the bailout behind them.

ergsum says:

05:11 AM, 07/ 9/10

Just waiting for the Hummer.

ergsum says:

05:21 AM, 07/ 9/10

Cops hate finding Lipstick on their collar.

technetium99 says:

05:25 AM, 07/ 9/10

We are two wild and outrageous cars!

technetium99 says:

05:35 AM, 07/ 9/10

Sigh...only in California...

technetium99 says:

05:38 AM, 07/ 9/10

His and hers pushrods.

technetium99 says:

05:39 AM, 07/ 9/10

Felon and Louise

technetium99 says:

05:52 AM, 07/ 9/10

Pinky and the Fang!

(Uhh, what do you wanna do tonight, Fang?
The same thing we do every night, Pinky. BIG SMOKEY BURNOUTS!!)

jeremiah4 says:

06:08 AM, 07/ 9/10

Hockey moms unite!

rayray633 says:

06:09 AM, 07/ 9/10

I'm here to fix your hatch, Big Boy!!!

jeremiah4 says:

06:09 AM, 07/ 9/10

Kiss my gas

rayray633 says:

06:10 AM, 07/ 9/10

Lipstick Jungle Fever

technetium99 says:

06:22 AM, 07/ 9/10

Clown Vic vs. Endangered Species

rayray633 says:

06:22 AM, 07/ 9/10

Hiss Jail Goodbye

ergsum says:

06:23 AM, 07/ 9/10

Is that a V10 under your hood, or are you just happy to see me?!

rayray633 says:

06:23 AM, 07/ 9/10

SSSSSSSSSSSSooooo, how can I help you?

ergsum says:

06:26 AM, 07/ 9/10

"Vic or Victoria?"

technetium99 says:

06:30 AM, 07/ 9/10

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I'm not the Green Police?

rayray633 says:

06:34 AM, 07/ 9/10

Victoria, if I Flex my muscles, would you go on a Rogue Odyssey with me?

ergsum says:

06:42 AM, 07/ 9/10

Oops, sorry about that! I don't have launch control.

ergsum says:

07:02 AM, 07/ 9/10

"The Fast and the Curious"

snipenet says:

07:06 AM, 07/ 9/10

Crown Victoria's Secret Snake

ahightower says:

07:07 AM, 07/ 9/10

Kiss my asp

mrryte says:

07:09 AM, 07/ 9/10

RuPaul's Drag Race

Looks like Chrysler needs another bailout.

Damn, Lindsay Lohan just can't stay out of trouble.

"Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" returns.

snipenet says:

07:10 AM, 07/ 9/10

Kiss my asp!

ahightower says:

07:16 AM, 07/ 9/10

The Fast and the Spurious

cello_one says:

07:21 AM, 07/ 9/10

Pretty in Pink:Bad-ass in Orange

snipenet says:

07:21 AM, 07/ 9/10

ahightower,
Sorry, 1 refresh away from plagiarism.
It is a good, if not obvious, line though.
Suprised it didn't show up sooner.

mrryte says:

07:21 AM, 07/ 9/10

Project Runway meets the Getaway

Top Gear meets Top Model

"Lipstick Bail Bonds: Kiss jail good-bi."

The Viper just looks so shady...

snipenet says:

07:29 AM, 07/ 9/10

"Eric Estrada finds work after CHiPs"

questionlp says:

07:31 AM, 07/ 9/10

I just bit my lip

Lipstick, bondage and fang marks. Sweet!

I'll show you a bail out!

I thought Ford didn't need to be bailed out.

Cuff my exhausts, I DARE YOU!

mrryte says:

07:41 AM, 07/ 9/10

Revlon and Revved-up

jm1212 says:

07:57 AM, 07/ 9/10

You would.

rayray633 says:

08:08 AM, 07/ 9/10

Nice Trunk!

My, what a big trunk you have.

I like big trunks and I cannot lie...

cello_one says:

08:11 AM, 07/ 9/10

Viper + Editor = another bail bond

cello_one says:

08:13 AM, 07/ 9/10

Sealed with a kiss!

rayray633 says:

08:14 AM, 07/ 9/10

Hey #12! That's my 1/4 mile run time!

rayray633 says:

08:27 AM, 07/ 9/10

Ever since the recession hit, the new Mary Kay cars just don't have the same appeal.

f1ndler says:

08:36 AM, 07/ 9/10

No surprise. The Viper never had a good taste in choosing friends.

hybris says:

08:41 AM, 07/ 9/10

Pink does not make you go faster.

Time to put that 600HP to use.

Pink shall not touch this Snake.

nullcode says:

08:44 AM, 07/ 9/10

I said "Tail Him", not "Bail Him".

snipenet says:

08:55 AM, 07/ 9/10

A hookers' dilemma?

technetium99 says:

08:56 AM, 07/ 9/10

La Cage aux Fangs

ergsum says:

09:00 AM, 07/ 9/10

The Viper caught drag racing.

e90_m3 says:

09:07 AM, 07/ 9/10

:facepalm:

wshuff says:

09:19 AM, 07/ 9/10

Geico's total protection plan.

snipenet says:

09:26 AM, 07/ 9/10

Radar Love

felonious says:

09:54 AM, 07/ 9/10

Bailout vs Burnout

technetium99 says:

10:07 AM, 07/ 9/10

For whom the bail rolls

ergsum says:

10:24 AM, 07/ 9/10

Get a Viper, snag a Bond Girl!

ergsum says:

10:25 AM, 07/ 9/10

Bonds, Bail Bonds.

mrryte says:

10:27 AM, 07/ 9/10

Speed monitored by gaydar

Man; if this is the police cruiser I'd hate to see the paddywagon...

ergsum says:

10:34 AM, 07/ 9/10

ergsum says:

10:35 AM, 07/ 9/10

Is this some kind of bust?

felonious says:

10:40 AM, 07/ 9/10

Bailout meets burnout

gadad says:

11:05 AM, 07/ 9/10

Concierge bail bond service included with no extra charge.

nullcode says:

11:29 AM, 07/ 9/10

The viper and his get out of jail free car

livestrg says:

12:02 PM, 07/ 9/10

The Mary Kay ladies go rogue

Pink Slip!

keith69 says:

12:04 PM, 07/ 9/10

On the back on the Crown Vic:

This Vehicle In Tow!

sherief says:

12:09 PM, 07/ 9/10

Vic Viper

(for those that played the old 2D shooter Gradius)

sherief says:

12:10 PM, 07/ 9/10

Miss Piggy vs Animal

lmbvette says:

12:11 PM, 07/ 9/10

-When driving the Viper it's best to be prepared.
-Chrysler lawyers run amok.
-Chrysler lawyers finally get their way and require all Viper owners to employ personal bondsman.
-New Dodge marketing campaign - Go ahead and drive it like you want, we'll be there to bail you out!
-Chrysler experiences a second bailout.

sherief says:

12:12 PM, 07/ 9/10

Just can't seem to Dodge a bailout.

alpine6speed says:

12:31 PM, 07/ 9/10

The only bailout that look worse than the original

alpine6speed says:

12:33 PM, 07/ 9/10

Proof that Obama loves pink

technetium99 says:

12:36 PM, 07/ 9/10

A kiss and a hiss.

alpine6speed says:

01:08 PM, 07/ 9/10

Correction

The only bailout that looks worse than the original

alpine6speed says:

01:08 PM, 07/ 9/10

Snake Charmer

nullcode says:

01:26 PM, 07/ 9/10

One can get you out of jail...one can get you in it.

mnorm1 says:

01:49 PM, 07/ 9/10

Says his name is Snake Plissken, he just left New York, and now has to get out of LA.

mnorm1 says:

01:52 PM, 07/ 9/10

Lipstick Vogue

ergsum says:

02:00 PM, 07/ 9/10

Good & Plenty

ergsum says:

02:28 PM, 07/ 9/10

"The Thin Pink Line"

mrryte says:

02:29 PM, 07/ 9/10

Lipstick-shift

ergsum says:

02:29 PM, 07/ 9/10

"The French Kiss Connection"

ergsum says:

02:36 PM, 07/ 9/10

"The Italian B--- Job"

mrryte says:

02:37 PM, 07/ 9/10

Richard Simmons tries law enforcement

sherief says:

02:38 PM, 07/ 9/10

On the set of Bad Boys III.

ergsum says:

02:40 PM, 07/ 9/10

"Hot Fuzz"

ergsum says:

02:41 PM, 07/ 9/10

"Dragnet"

sherief says:

02:45 PM, 07/ 9/10

Drag Queen and Drag Strip King.

saxdogg says:

03:01 PM, 07/ 9/10

Piston envy.

ergsum says:

03:03 PM, 07/ 9/10

sherief says:

03:18 PM, 07/ 9/10

New standard equipment

mnorm1 says:

04:14 PM, 07/ 9/10

mmmm forked tongue

sherief says:

04:29 PM, 07/ 9/10

(Wo)Man's Last Stand

2006chargerlua says:

09:45 PM, 07/13/10

Bailouts: And you thought the FIRST one was bad.

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