2009 Ram 1500 & Mini E: You Write the Caption

No thanks, I don't drink.

Breaking Even

Towannisaurus Rex.

Jurassic parked.

Objects in mirror may be closer than you think.

Not exactly the image green energy advocates want the public to see...

MiniE shown with the new range-extending option and potential future fuel supply.

Put you past (and your future) behind you.

"Lose the tree, Dan, we're still a little over the load limit."

"I wish we had bought the longbed"

"It's OK, I'm used to hauling giraffes."

"If he squats, the Rambox is a goner"

Smiley faces, going places

He says there's a radar cop 30 miles ahead

Sacrificing the Little One.

I'm no good at these, but someone needs to make the relationship between Dino Fuel (oil) and the EV.

Here you go Rex, you'll get a charge out of this bite sized snack.

Dino Test-- Part 2

Past, present, future.

The poor little guy just got tuckered out.

I offer this EV as a sacrifice to the Oil Gods!!

If we're lucky he'll charge us!

Coil springs: PASS!

Land of the Low Exhaust

The Ram and the Mini will do alright, but that white Avenger is toast.

The Past and the Furious

When it comes to fuel economy, the Ram bites.

After the MiniE ran out of juice we used it as bait.

T-Rex arms and the Mini-E; both have limited range of reach.

Dodging a Close One

Endangered Species.

Ram & Zap and Their Wild Capers

Ram: "Don't move! His vision is based on movement!"
Mini: "But my battery is dead. I can't move."
Ram: "Oh."
Rex: "Rawr!"

If we don't move it can't see us. That shouldn't be a problem for a mini-E

The mini prefers its dinosaurs a little more fresh.

Batteries? We don't need no steenking batteries!

Evolution: You're doing it wrong.

Ram 1500: Powered by Dinosaurs. Mini-E Powered by Ram.

While Mini is busy attacking Porsche, this is a good opportunity for Dodge to attack Mini:

Evolve This!

To the theme of Ghostbusters:

When your Mini-E
Runs out of Juice

Who you gonna call!
Tow-Truckers

"I hear this will offset my carbon footprint."

The future is behind the past.

Mini-E, sooner or later you will end up running on gas.

Hakuna Mini-ata: Put your past behind you.

Sacrifice is delivered to God of Oil in hopes of plentiful fill-ups.

E is for extinction

No Raptors in sight.

For every Mini E leased, God doesn't kill a T-Rex

To the Gulf... for a family reunion!

Ram plays Mini Putt-Putt Gulf

Carnosaur meets car-no-power.

Pee- Wee's big trailer

A drained Mini-E left us "Walking with Dinosaurs".

How to make Al Gore cry...

Where did you dig up that old fossil?

Juice addict parking.

Ford's new model: Tyrannosaurus Flex

Back to back, they faced each other...

Get Back in the Mini! His vision is based on fossil fuels.

Though the mighty T Rex couldn't see the threat, he could certainly sense it. It was the beginning of the end...

Think it'll fit in the Rambox?

Rack of Ram for main course, with a side of Mini-E

Dan creates a Mini DinoRAMa.

Model not built to scale.

Two dinosaurs and a Mini walk into a bar..

This is so much cooler than towing a 747

Waiter, remove this immediately and bring me a regular Mini!

Q:Did you hear the race between the Ram, the Mini and the Rex?

A:The Ram was a head, the Mini was trailing and the Rex was...OH MY GOD A T-REX!

Oil's well that ends well.

Don't worry, I've got a Hemi.

watch as the t-rex hides before striking it's prey.

Mini Ramasaurus

"Just wait until Zeus gets here!"

"You still have far to go little one."

"Behind us is the Ford T-rex Super Duty prototype."

"T-Rex prefers moving prey."

"Mini looks back at its past self."

Hey, I was just joking about that whole "lizard" thing..

Ok, ok! I'll take back all those "dino juice" comments!

"No, I said the Mini E needs E-FLEX!"

2009 Dodge Ram 1500: Dino-Tested

Fred Flintstone upgrades for the 21st century.

Which ones of these 3 will die off?

Remember the goat in Jurassic Park? Well, that wasn't this ram!

Which can see the future better, a Ram, or the T-rex standing in its bed?

2009 Dodge Ram 1500: "Does This Trailer Make My Butt Sag?"

Dan picks up a new PALM PREhistoric.

Uh, oh! What did I just step in??

No, can't say I've been in any rex with the Mini E, but I have had to dodge a few trucks from time to time.

E-volution

E-voltution

Past and Current Events

Cera and Ducky meet Sharptooth.

See little guy, this is what I run on.

ME GRIMLOCK KING!!

What would Darwin say to this?

Rock, Paper, Siccors

I AM the lizard king!

Past, Present & Future

I bet the T-Rex didn't see it coming either...

Objects that appear in mirror are ABOUT TO EAT YOU OM NOM NOM

Glenn Beck about to poo-poo on alternative energy.

Ever get the feeling that you're about to be Al Gored to death?!

Every picture tells a story, this one is Al-E-Gorical.

Dinosaur Power - To the Rescue

Mini E: We need to get the Ram out of Dodge!

My money is on the Hemisaurus Ram

"Ever feel like harsh reality is looming over you?"

"You aren't the Energizer Bunny!"

Trust me, it works better than "The Club"!

Watt the F*ck?!

Dyno tested. Dino approved.

Big bold American saving that plucky little Brit, AGAIN

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

Kid, dino, mite

"Donna told us to wait by the black X shadow. Why didn't she just tell us to wait by the big flippin' T-Rex???"

Hemisuarus Exx

Objects in mirror are likely to rip your head off.

Dodge & Mini team up to promote Toy Story 3

Where's Woody?

The Ram and T-Rex have the same diet, though T-Rex likes fresh dinosaur and Ram likes his aged a few million years.

A Ram, a Mini and T-Rex walk into a bar...

Road Ptrip

So where's the fossil electricity?

I brought this out here to show you that you can finally rest in peace

It's not easy hauling Green.

"I'll just hide behind this palm tree...."

Too many Green things!

Mean Tow Green

Hyper-milers find a new way to extend their range, AND brag about all the dinosaurs they're saving.

GET IN MY BELLY!!!

Honey, I meant for you to pick up Trex, not T-Rex!

My truck eats Dinosaurs for lunch and poops out Mini E's.

What's the range on the E-Rex?

Gas ,ass, or electrons, nobody rides for free

Look mom,

Two dinosaurs!

Dodge Ram, the Mini-E is making you a dinosaur.