Our Mini E will be going back to its parents soon. So, let's give it one last shot at a caption contest. Scott snapped this picture when feeling a little racy.
What is your caption?
We'll post our favorite this afternoon.
Donna DeRosa, Managing Editor
P.S. Don't forget to check out the caption contest on Straightline.

ergsum says:
04:21 AM, 06/ 4/10
When it comes to range, the Mini E is still handicapped.
seth111976 says:
04:31 AM, 06/ 4/10
"I wish I had a place to park." -unidentified handicap person
lostboyz says:
04:34 AM, 06/ 4/10
and this years biggest prententious douche in the world award goes to...
not a great caption, but seriously parking sideways through a handicapped spot...in a mini?
ergsum says:
04:36 AM, 06/ 4/10
The Mini E was charged with a parking violation.
ergsum says:
04:39 AM, 06/ 4/10
Racing gasoline to an electrifying finish.
technetium99 says:
04:45 AM, 06/ 4/10
Handicapped? Depends on if the race is more than 25 miles long....
ergsum says:
04:50 AM, 06/ 4/10
Scott was charged with insult and battery against the handicapped!
ergsum says:
04:51 AM, 06/ 4/10
The Mini E is not yet range barrier free.
saxdogg says:
04:52 AM, 06/ 4/10
"> UGH! This $h!t tastes HORRIBLE!"
mcgs999 says:
04:58 AM, 06/ 4/10
Range anxiety gives birth to a new term: Gasoline Envy
technetium99 says:
04:59 AM, 06/ 4/10
The last time the Mini E had "racing gas" was after the Mechanic went through the Taco Bell drive through.
oldchap says:
05:12 AM, 06/ 4/10
So is the Racing Electricity around back?
ergsum says:
05:12 AM, 06/ 4/10
High voltage versus high octane.
creeper says:
05:15 AM, 06/ 4/10
thinking i can use the carpool lanes with only two seats means i can park here, right?
throwback says:
05:21 AM, 06/ 4/10
I wish I had a V-8.
ergsum says:
05:30 AM, 06/ 4/10
Green versus mean.
ergsum says:
05:32 AM, 06/ 4/10
Mini E parked by an electric heel.
wshuff says:
05:59 AM, 06/ 4/10
"Racing gasoline with electrons"
wshuff says:
05:59 AM, 06/ 4/10
Racing gasoline with electrons . . . and losing in the long run.
rayray633 says:
06:22 AM, 06/ 4/10
Come on! Just give me a little taste.
rayray633 says:
06:23 AM, 06/ 4/10
I love the smell of wax and gas in the morning.
wable says:
06:23 AM, 06/ 4/10
Not all handicaps are immediately visible
technetium99 says:
06:34 AM, 06/ 4/10
The Mini toasted the Silverado for the first few laps, but boy did those refueling pit stops hurt!
gmanaed says:
06:39 AM, 06/ 4/10
Someone should tell the MINI E that passing gas is no longer a handicap.
technetium99 says:
06:39 AM, 06/ 4/10
If you guys want to find your Mini, just call 1-877-275-5273.
thegraduate says:
06:43 AM, 06/ 4/10
Considering I thought of the exact thing ergsum posted in the very first caption before ever clicking the "Comments" link, I have to simply vote for that. :-)
technetium99 says:
06:44 AM, 06/ 4/10
Detailing available? Looks like a couple of minor details have been overlooked....
ergsum says:
07:03 AM, 06/ 4/10
Welcome to the last Hummer Invitational! We're hoping to go out with a bang!
technetium99 says:
07:03 AM, 06/ 4/10
Electric cars may be racing gasoline, but until the pit stop times improve, they are DNF.
technetium99 says:
07:11 AM, 06/ 4/10
Scott is jealous. Ed got to take the Viper to the Bimbo Nationals but all Scott got was a parking ticket.
ergsum says:
07:17 AM, 06/ 4/10
**Sorry, last one was for Straightline**
rayray633 says:
07:44 AM, 06/ 4/10
Have you guys seen my big brother Countryman?
rayray633 says:
07:45 AM, 06/ 4/10
Boy, we don't like your kind 'round here.
nelsonlu says:
07:50 AM, 06/ 4/10
eGasoline is better for your health -- allegedly.
rayray633 says:
07:54 AM, 06/ 4/10
Do you guys sell an electric to gasoline conversion kit?
rayray633 says:
08:03 AM, 06/ 4/10
Do you guys have any suggestions for what I can do during the CA blackouts?
hybris says:
08:09 AM, 06/ 4/10
We don't serve their kind here!
rayray633 says:
08:10 AM, 06/ 4/10
Oh yeah, my torque band is better than yours.
rayray633 says:
08:12 AM, 06/ 4/10
Excuse me. Would you mind putting out your exhaust?
rayray633 says:
08:13 AM, 06/ 4/10
I'm thinking about just cutting out the middleman.
rayray633 says:
08:18 AM, 06/ 4/10
I guess I didn't realize the electricity I use comes from FUEL!!!
rayray633 says:
08:19 AM, 06/ 4/10
Gasoline Anonymous
subytrojan says:
08:21 AM, 06/ 4/10
N/A
or
"Never underestimate the powers of the handicapped." -HandiMan from In Living Color
rayray633 says:
08:24 AM, 06/ 4/10
Welcome to the Dark Side!!!
rayray633 says:
08:41 AM, 06/ 4/10
If I join, how much of a rollout would you give me?
uncanny_man says:
08:52 AM, 06/ 4/10
This is why people think mini-e drivers are ass-hats.
Racing gasoline and losing.
Mini knows it was a bad habit, but misses its smoking breaks.
sherief says:
09:13 AM, 06/ 4/10
Ochtung, Baby!
actualsize says:
09:17 AM, 06/ 4/10
Think of it as one giant electric wheelchair, officer.
ed124c says:
09:17 AM, 06/ 4/10
Sorry officer, the car is handicapped-- not the driver.
actualsize says:
09:18 AM, 06/ 4/10
EV > BP
sherief says:
09:20 AM, 06/ 4/10
Octane Intolerant
sherief says:
09:27 AM, 06/ 4/10
Let's (Electric) Motor.
spytap says:
09:28 AM, 06/ 4/10
Insert "automotive metaphor for the Special Olympics" here.
sherief says:
09:35 AM, 06/ 4/10
Metallica's follow-up to "Fuel" isn't quite as exciting..
ergsum says:
09:39 AM, 06/ 4/10
Excuse me, but we prefer the term "Range Challenged"!
sherief says:
09:47 AM, 06/ 4/10
Performance Enhancers.
sherief says:
10:12 AM, 06/ 4/10
Shocktane
firstwagon says:
10:24 AM, 06/ 4/10
The future visits the past.
actualsize says:
10:34 AM, 06/ 4/10
Octane in da membrane!
(Octane in da brain!)
technetium99 says:
10:57 AM, 06/ 4/10
The dilemma: One of these two gives no money to BP and their ilk, yet its limitations make it useless for 90% of drivers...
fuhbreezee says:
10:58 AM, 06/ 4/10
Mini jErk
mcorwin129 says:
11:01 AM, 06/ 4/10
Availible in 93, 100, and 103 volts, and 2 AA's
rayray633 says:
11:43 AM, 06/ 4/10
How do they race gasoline?
rayray633 says:
11:43 AM, 06/ 4/10
Hey Guys! I'm here for the gasoline races.
rayray633 says:
11:56 AM, 06/ 4/10
Sorry, my GPS said this was a Radio Shack.
ergsum says:
12:00 PM, 06/ 4/10
Racing gasoline burns up the track!
ergsum says:
12:27 PM, 06/ 4/10
None for me thanks, I'm the pro-green rated driver!
sherief says:
12:35 PM, 06/ 4/10
Potential Handicap
rayray633 says:
12:41 PM, 06/ 4/10
2011 Summer Blockbuster: Back to the Present
rayray633 says:
12:43 PM, 06/ 4/10
I have a Dream...
minie183 says:
01:11 PM, 06/ 4/10
Hi my name is MINI-E,
I stopped drinking a year ago...
mnorm1 says:
01:44 PM, 06/ 4/10
Racing Gasoline? Positively a reVolting development
mnorm1 says:
01:49 PM, 06/ 4/10
If it's de tailed, will you sell it wholesale, cause you can't re tail it?
mnorm1 says:
02:01 PM, 06/ 4/10
Constant chants of, ohm, ohm, ohm were the Mini E's only emissions
mnorm1 says:
02:07 PM, 06/ 4/10
Pardon me, but is this the way to Electric Avenue?
gregnv says:
02:14 PM, 06/ 4/10
oops, wrong house.
tomm250 says:
02:58 PM, 06/ 4/10
Electricity to fill up: $3.00
Handicap Parking violation: $180.00
mhart27 says:
03:47 PM, 06/ 4/10
Mini E falls off the wagon...
prophet4profit says:
09:06 PM, 06/ 4/10
Nice car! Yeah these spaces are reserved for the physically, not automotively handicapped.