Howdy folks,
Vehicle Testing Manager Mike Schmidt sent me this photo of our VW GTI a hop, skip and a jump from here.
We suggest: Sashays from 0-60 in a do-si-do
I'm sure you can do better. For a closer look at the sign, click the thumbnail below.
We'll call the winner this afternoon.
Donna DeRosa, Managing Editor
P.S. Don't forget to visit the caption contest over on the Straightline blog.

e90_m3 says:
03:36 AM, 04/30/10
I see... snotty Europhiles getting a cowboy boot up their xxx
technetium99 says:
04:06 AM, 04/30/10
That's "Das Auto," not "Do-Si-Do!"
technetium99 says:
04:07 AM, 04/30/10
In search of proof that Okies still live in California.
mcgs999 says:
04:07 AM, 04/30/10
[clint eastwood voice]
You wanna dance? Yeah lets dance
[/clint eastwood voice]
technetium99 says:
04:08 AM, 04/30/10
Square dance, square car, what's the difference?
technetium99 says:
04:10 AM, 04/30/10
Dude, you've got some Fahrvergnügen on your boots.
technetium99 says:
04:19 AM, 04/30/10
Awww man! Riswick told me singles night was Monday!
technetium99 says:
04:22 AM, 04/30/10
The real reason that Inside Line editors keep going back to Weed!
ergsum says:
04:35 AM, 04/30/10
Swing your car rear round and round!
tnooch1 says:
04:47 AM, 04/30/10
You have to move before the cows come home.
technetium99 says:
05:01 AM, 04/30/10
Those chunks on the floor mats give a new meaning to "Dirty Dancing."
ergsum says:
05:15 AM, 04/30/10
Das Boot Kickin'
technetium99 says:
05:20 AM, 04/30/10
All the right moooves.
ed124c says:
05:46 AM, 04/30/10
Jetta Nights at the Cow Town Corral
technetium99 says:
05:46 AM, 04/30/10
Pittsburgh may have Flashdance, but Inside line editors found white trash dance.
technetium99 says:
05:47 AM, 04/30/10
No bull! Steer on over to Cow Town and we'll heifer good time!
ampim says:
05:48 AM, 04/30/10
A round peg at a square dance.
At a hoedown, the GTI is farfromgrovin'.
fandsw says:
05:55 AM, 04/30/10
FahrverKuhgen!!!!
ergsum says:
06:02 AM, 04/30/10
Unpimp My Ride with a Hoedown
ergsum says:
06:03 AM, 04/30/10
GTI versus COW
sonic0075 says:
06:03 AM, 04/30/10
Welcome to Reno!
technetium99 says:
06:07 AM, 04/30/10
Mooove it on over, a big dog is movin' through!
ergsum says:
06:09 AM, 04/30/10
Cowpoke: Dirty Square Dancing on Friday
ampim says:
06:14 AM, 04/30/10
*Coming Soon* Heel 'n Toe FRI
ergsum says:
06:21 AM, 04/30/10
Well the Camaro told me to meet at the moovers.
ergsum says:
06:27 AM, 04/30/10
Fahrvergnügen meets Tanzvergnügen
ergsum says:
06:31 AM, 04/30/10
Volkswagen meets Folks Dancin'
dougtheeng says:
06:34 AM, 04/30/10
I knew we should have taken the Corvette!
mrryte says:
06:53 AM, 04/30/10
Fahrverg-moovin'
technetium99 says:
07:04 AM, 04/30/10
Unpimp ze hoedown.
rayray633 says:
07:12 AM, 04/30/10
Is this the new Top Gear America's idea for a show segment?
chugabug says:
07:13 AM, 04/30/10
Hoofing it with an undersquare engine
thegraduate says:
07:27 AM, 04/30/10
"The GTI can really moooooove."
"By my cowculations, the GTI is the best hatch available for $25,000."
"A VW? Here? Udderly ridiculous."
mpowerf1 says:
07:50 AM, 04/30/10
German engineering: For when you desperately need to wife swap.
ergsum says:
07:52 AM, 04/30/10
The GTI waits for the MS3 for the Hot-Hatch Hoedown.
ska10 says:
07:53 AM, 04/30/10
My fast likes to dance.
My fast does not want to be here.
stpawyfrmdonut says:
07:54 AM, 04/30/10
Redline dancing
ergsum says:
07:58 AM, 04/30/10
German made meets Promenade.
ergsum says:
08:02 AM, 04/30/10
The GTI waits to teach the Camaro how to Wheel.
old_volvo says:
08:03 AM, 04/30/10
Where's the udder?
carnage says:
08:08 AM, 04/30/10
"Thar's a storm a'brewin!"
"Javol..."
stpawyfrmdonut says:
08:11 AM, 04/30/10
VW 2 step: heel and toe
stpawyfrmdonut says:
08:11 AM, 04/30/10
The Jitter Bug
punkr0csux says:
08:12 AM, 04/30/10
OX-y Moron doesn't do well in a straight line.
uncanny_man says:
08:15 AM, 04/30/10
And now for something completely different.
uncanny_man says:
08:18 AM, 04/30/10
At the redneck meeting place, a europhile waits in ambush.
uncanny_man says:
08:22 AM, 04/30/10
VW's fun theory turns out rather depressing.
snipenet says:
08:40 AM, 04/30/10
"Last time I spend the night parked nest to the Ram!"
prndlol says:
08:41 AM, 04/30/10
Grey Skies and Cow Pies
ergsum says:
08:43 AM, 04/30/10
"Saturday Night Hay Fever"
stpawyfrmdonut says:
08:45 AM, 04/30/10
Dances with Wolfsburg
ergsum says:
08:46 AM, 04/30/10
"Stomp the Stockyard"
ergsum says:
08:49 AM, 04/30/10
"Hoofloose"
ergsum says:
08:50 AM, 04/30/10
@stpawyfrmdonut, very nice!
jazrit says:
09:01 AM, 04/30/10
Volks Wagon Trains on Mondays
greygabe says:
09:33 AM, 04/30/10
GTI. Too 'upscale' for the MS3's nightclubs.
footpound says:
09:44 AM, 04/30/10
This Dub can dance!
sherief says:
10:10 AM, 04/30/10
Udderly great to drive.
sherief says:
10:10 AM, 04/30/10
Cowmooflage.
sherief says:
10:14 AM, 04/30/10
Dancewagen
sherief says:
10:16 AM, 04/30/10
A great hatch, that's no bull.
sherief says:
10:17 AM, 04/30/10
On a steakout.
sherief says:
10:17 AM, 04/30/10
Leather optional.
chirsch3 says:
10:30 AM, 04/30/10
Moo
chirsch3 says:
10:30 AM, 04/30/10
Lets go GTI tipping.
chirsch3 says:
10:32 AM, 04/30/10
Lets milk this GTI for all she's got.
mrryte says:
10:47 AM, 04/30/10
Square dancin' at the 'Ring
Cow chipped GTI
uncanny_man says:
10:47 AM, 04/30/10
What it takes to have fun with a gti these days ;)
gregnv says:
10:55 AM, 04/30/10
GTI'r Done
drfr3d says:
11:15 AM, 04/30/10
TGIF
leftie_braker says:
11:21 AM, 04/30/10
This Monday's wagon train is all about quality, not quantity.
technetium99 says:
11:39 AM, 04/30/10
Squared dance, meet squared steering wheel.
estreka says:
11:52 AM, 04/30/10
Seeing their hipster commercials lose steam, VW begins research for a different approach.
toastblows says:
11:53 AM, 04/30/10
GTI parking and desolation: Fri - Sun
toastblows says:
11:54 AM, 04/30/10
GTI parking and desolation: Fri - Sun
toastblows says:
12:01 PM, 04/30/10
VW new car dealer in Wyoming. Ample supply.
toastblows says:
12:03 PM, 04/30/10
Proof abandoned building parking lots are paved better than govt roads. Das es Good yah.
technetium99 says:
12:11 PM, 04/30/10
Mike Schmidt spent one too many nights dancing in the dark.
rayray633 says:
12:19 PM, 04/30/10
Ze Germans are having a gooden time visiting the US, yah.
technetium99 says:
12:20 PM, 04/30/10
Das Boot skűten boogie.
rayray633 says:
12:26 PM, 04/30/10
Germany One, America Zero.
technetium99 says:
12:26 PM, 04/30/10
Teaching the locals the Wolfsgurg two-step.
rayray633 says:
12:34 PM, 04/30/10
Good ol' wholesome, inexpensive fun on both parts.
rayray633 says:
12:39 PM, 04/30/10
Square dance lessons - $20. Getting the hell out of there in a brand new GTI - priceless.
jag1969 says:
12:44 PM, 04/30/10
"Slip the Clutch" to "V-Double Pass Thru"
funkymunky says:
12:45 PM, 04/30/10
How Now, White Frau
rayray633 says:
12:47 PM, 04/30/10
IL Editors' Night on the Cow Town.
rayray633 says:
12:48 PM, 04/30/10
IL Editors' idea of a night on the town
wrinklebump says:
12:51 PM, 04/30/10
"Do you offer goosestepping lessons?"
actualsize says:
12:57 PM, 04/30/10
GTI-up!
rayray633 says:
01:03 PM, 04/30/10
Well, it's better than being stuck in a UHaul parking lot...
actualsize says:
01:06 PM, 04/30/10
Exclusive: Dieter from Schprockets has a new gig!
actualsize says:
01:10 PM, 04/30/10
Bahn Dancing
rayray633 says:
01:11 PM, 04/30/10
You push your right foot down, you let the throttle out and you rev it all about.
rayray633 says:
01:14 PM, 04/30/10
You push your right foot down, you let the throttle out and you rev it all about. You do the Hokie Smokie and you rev it all about. That's what it's all about.
actualsize says:
01:16 PM, 04/30/10
"If I lern zeeze schteps, maybe I can run for guvernah of Kaly-fohniya."
rayray633 says:
01:18 PM, 04/30/10
The Hokey Smokey
kah960 says:
02:01 PM, 04/30/10
You're so square.
Baby, I don't care.
mnorm1 says:
02:08 PM, 04/30/10
I think, I'd rather have Golf lessons
toastblows says:
02:08 PM, 04/30/10
Most expensive car to ever park in the Cow Town lot.
nelsonlu says:
02:22 PM, 04/30/10
That smell in Cowtown isn't from the diesel.
toastblows says:
02:24 PM, 04/30/10
Cow Town USA: Where door dings are a thing of the past.
cul8er says:
02:24 PM, 04/30/10
I have a new dance for Fridays
mustang5507 says:
02:44 PM, 04/30/10
don't you reckon you're outta place in these-here parts?
thedarkhorse says:
03:02 PM, 04/30/10
Rhinestone Cowboy!
(I also posted this on the Facebook post) :-)
alfiez says:
03:27 PM, 04/30/10
Happy cows come from GTI's
sherief says:
04:02 PM, 04/30/10
Dances in the corners
draw007 says:
04:09 PM, 04/30/10
On Thursday, only those qualified need to show up.
perrito says:
04:41 PM, 04/30/10
Steers and gears, folks!
calspecial68 says:
05:27 PM, 04/30/10
"Friday Night is Foreign Dance Class. This week, German Polka."
jeremy0818 says:
09:17 PM, 04/30/10
Wrong side of the town
valk83 says:
09:06 AM, 05/ 2/10
Moo.
kbadea250 says:
12:03 AM, 05/ 3/10
I thought we were going to the Nurburgring!?!?
alfiez says:
07:00 AM, 05/ 3/10
GTI in Dances with Cows