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subaru123 says:
03:48 AM, 03/19/10
The STI still thinks you suck.
93aero says:
03:48 AM, 03/19/10
This looks more like Louisiana...
subaru123 says:
03:49 AM, 03/19/10
Grilled spokes, seared body
subaru123 says:
03:50 AM, 03/19/10
Rare MS3
subaru123 says:
03:50 AM, 03/19/10
Mazda under cooks it
subaru123 says:
03:51 AM, 03/19/10
Brakes behind bars
questionlp says:
04:08 AM, 03/19/10
Red Hot but Not Rare
Wanted: Hair-Trigger Clutch
No Need for A1 'round Here
MS3's Beef With the Law, No Mis-steak
ergsum says:
04:10 AM, 03/19/10
Mazdaspeed Trap
ergsum says:
04:12 AM, 03/19/10
You have the right to a mechanic.
ergsum says:
04:13 AM, 03/19/10
You have the right to a mechanic. If you cannot afford a mechanic, one will be appointed to you.
ergsum says:
04:16 AM, 03/19/10
He got a real pretty grille ain't he?
ergsum says:
04:17 AM, 03/19/10
I bet you can squeal your tires like a pig. Weeeeeeee!
technetium99 says:
04:19 AM, 03/19/10
The Pokey and the Not-So-Pokey.
technetium99 says:
04:20 AM, 03/19/10
You will respect my authoritay!!!
ergsum says:
04:21 AM, 03/19/10
"High Plains Drifter"
ergsum says:
04:22 AM, 03/19/10
@ technetium99, nice one.
ergsum says:
04:23 AM, 03/19/10
Jailbait
ergsum says:
04:25 AM, 03/19/10
Mazdaspeed 3 Strikes Law
ergsum says:
04:26 AM, 03/19/10
"The Fast and the Felonious"
ergsum says:
04:34 AM, 03/19/10
What we've got here is...failure to decelerate!
ergsum says:
04:36 AM, 03/19/10
What we've got here is...failure to lawfully accelerate!
ergsum says:
04:38 AM, 03/19/10
"The Green 1/4 Mile"
ergsum says:
04:40 AM, 03/19/10
"The Gas Tank Redemption"
ergsum says:
04:43 AM, 03/19/10
Sizzler
ergsum says:
04:50 AM, 03/19/10
"The Silence of the Lamb Chops"
ergsum says:
04:56 AM, 03/19/10
"The Hot Box"
lowmilelude says:
04:58 AM, 03/19/10
There's a new sherriff in town.
lowmilelude says:
04:59 AM, 03/19/10
The Magnificent 3.
technetium99 says:
05:01 AM, 03/19/10
The Mechanic stops by to visit his Mama.
technetium99 says:
05:03 AM, 03/19/10
You have the right to smoke cars over twice your price. Should you choose not to invoke this right, a driver will be appointed for you.
ergsum says:
05:04 AM, 03/19/10
"High Octane Noon"
technetium99 says:
05:06 AM, 03/19/10
Too much torque steer: Go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
rick8365 says:
05:10 AM, 03/19/10
Your get outta jail free card.
Wanna get away?
Wanna get away....car?
e90_m3 says:
05:10 AM, 03/19/10
I'm not even going to enter this one. Ergsum said all the good ones and them some.
technetium99 says:
05:11 AM, 03/19/10
You have been found guilty in the court of public opinion! Guilty! Go to jail and... wait, you're not a Toyota.
ergsum says:
05:14 AM, 03/19/10
"No Car for Old Men"
ergsum says:
05:15 AM, 03/19/10
"Steakout"
n8dawg says:
05:30 AM, 03/19/10
Even behind bars, She keeps on smilin'
justinsrq says:
05:30 AM, 03/19/10
St Paddy Wagon
rick8365 says:
05:33 AM, 03/19/10
"A better mug, yes....but let's see that GTI bring those plaid seats around here!"
ergsum says:
05:35 AM, 03/19/10
"The Good, the Badass and the Ugly Grille"
technetium99 says:
05:35 AM, 03/19/10
Lethal Weapon 3
ergsum says:
05:37 AM, 03/19/10
Smile when you say that, Pilgrim!
technetium99 says:
05:40 AM, 03/19/10
High Torque-steer Drifter
lmbvette says:
05:45 AM, 03/19/10
They don't call it "Arrest Me Red" for nothin'.
technetium99 says:
05:46 AM, 03/19/10
For A Few Dollars More...you could have had plaid seats!
jacton says:
05:56 AM, 03/19/10
don't drop the soap.
thegraduate says:
05:56 AM, 03/19/10
You may Zoom-Zoom, but don't pass GO and do not collect $200.
ampim says:
06:00 AM, 03/19/10
Go directly to jail, do no press the go pedal, do not go 200 kilometers per hour.
ampim says:
06:02 AM, 03/19/10
High-ho smiler! Away!
ampim says:
06:25 AM, 03/19/10
MS3, under garage arrest.
sorry graduate, your comment hadn't posted before I typed mine.
technetium99 says:
06:25 AM, 03/19/10
I have a really bad feeling about this.
rick8365 says:
06:30 AM, 03/19/10
"Then we took the Mazda over to town hall to meet with the building code officer...."
creeper says:
06:33 AM, 03/19/10
Happy 16th birthday, Opie!
ergsum says:
06:35 AM, 03/19/10
@ ampim, "High-ho smiler! Away!", nice one!
technetium99 says:
06:35 AM, 03/19/10
Thin blue line meets high red line.
mnorm1 says:
06:38 AM, 03/19/10
Stranger driftin' through town
mnorm1 says:
06:41 AM, 03/19/10
I should have known Weed would be a shabby town.
mnorm1 says:
06:41 AM, 03/19/10
I don't think this place is on the level.
technetium99 says:
06:45 AM, 03/19/10
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Turbo, and a powerful ally it is.
carguy622 says:
06:45 AM, 03/19/10
Sheriff to MS3 "I'll wipe that smile off your face, you rebel"!
redwoodaggie says:
06:53 AM, 03/19/10
Mazdaspeed3 - Jailbreak Ready
redwoodaggie says:
06:54 AM, 03/19/10
Jailbreak Package Comes Standard
ed124c says:
06:58 AM, 03/19/10
Someone call for a fire truck here?
ed124c says:
07:00 AM, 03/19/10
Until further notice, all town hall meetings will be in Rooom MS3
ergsum says:
07:07 AM, 03/19/10
"Fuchū Noon"
technetium99 says:
07:09 AM, 03/19/10
Checking out the next summer blockbuster, "Beverly Hillbillies Cop."
ergsum says:
07:16 AM, 03/19/10
"Where you from boy?" "Fuchū sir, Fuchū." "You just bought a heap of trouble son!"
ergsum says:
07:27 AM, 03/19/10
263 Ponies Express
rick8365 says:
07:31 AM, 03/19/10
"Happy 16th birthday, Opie!" LOL.
technetium99 says:
07:32 AM, 03/19/10
A fistful of torque steer.
technetium99 says:
07:51 AM, 03/19/10
Look at the size of that jail!
Cut the chatter Red 2, and accelerate to attack speed.
ergsum says:
08:08 AM, 03/19/10
"Dances with Ponies"
ergsum says:
08:10 AM, 03/19/10
"UnFORDdriven"
slcmitch says:
08:11 AM, 03/19/10
"Brake-Out Star"
ergsum says:
08:12 AM, 03/19/10
"The Quick and the Red"
ergsum says:
08:15 AM, 03/19/10
¡Mazdaspeed 3 Amigos!
deagle13 says:
08:39 AM, 03/19/10
On the set of the latest "ramen western"...
technetium99 says:
08:44 AM, 03/19/10
The Hiroshima Kid
aleclance says:
08:46 AM, 03/19/10
"In all fairness, the driver was aware this hatch was hot"
thegraduate says:
09:13 AM, 03/19/10
"Don't drop the car-wash soap!"
adamb1 says:
09:13 AM, 03/19/10
The good, the bad, and the ugly
ergsum says:
09:33 AM, 03/19/10
Mazda in need of a bailout!
ergsum says:
09:34 AM, 03/19/10
"Hatchback Mountain"
operators says:
09:41 AM, 03/19/10
"Speed. Dated."
exnevadan says:
09:46 AM, 03/19/10
Tiger Woods - "I saw your ad in the paper and I'd like to arrange an S&M threesome".
Mazda salesperson - "excuse me sir, but I think you have the wrong number (and may be dyslexic), this is a Mazda dealership and we advertised an MS3".
ergsum says:
09:49 AM, 03/19/10
Just another 263 horse town.
bluepunk82 says:
09:59 AM, 03/19/10
Guilty Pleasure
bluepunk82 says:
10:01 AM, 03/19/10
"Smile for your mug shot"
bluepunk82 says:
10:07 AM, 03/19/10
3:10 to "On My!"
bluepunk82 says:
10:08 AM, 03/19/10
EDIT: 3:10 to "Oh My!"
bluepunk82 says:
10:13 AM, 03/19/10
Wild Wild Three
gmanaed says:
10:14 AM, 03/19/10
"This town ain't big enough for the two of us, STI"!
bluepunk82 says:
10:14 AM, 03/19/10
Wild Wild East
bluepunk82 says:
10:16 AM, 03/19/10
SilveREDo
hybris says:
10:22 AM, 03/19/10
Smiling all the way to jail.
bluepunk82 says:
10:23 AM, 03/19/10
East Meets West
stanaka1 says:
10:23 AM, 03/19/10
A few days in the hole will wipe that smile off your face!
bluepunk82 says:
10:28 AM, 03/19/10
Turn that frown upside down
ergsum says:
10:32 AM, 03/19/10
"I'm lookin' for the punslinger they call the Ergsum Kid!"
benska says:
10:38 AM, 03/19/10
"How fast were you goin' McFly?"
"88 sir."
mnorm1 says:
10:40 AM, 03/19/10
Turbo chargers? No, but we do accept American Express.
mnorm1 says:
10:45 AM, 03/19/10
See, I told you the Sonny Bono Expressway was a road to nowhere.
bluepunk82 says:
10:50 AM, 03/19/10
O STI Where Art Thou
mnorm1 says:
10:54 AM, 03/19/10
Necrophiliac? No, no! I said Cask 'n Cleaver, not casket 'n cleavage.
aundrey says:
11:00 AM, 03/19/10
And in the future, we don't need horses. We have motorized carriages called automobiles.
ergsum says:
11:01 AM, 03/19/10
Hybrids?... We don't need no... stinkin' hybrids!
bluepunk82 says:
11:18 AM, 03/19/10
Caught RED-handed
ergsum says:
11:20 AM, 03/19/10
Giddy Up!
sherief says:
11:32 AM, 03/19/10
For a Fistful of Torque Steer
sherief says:
11:34 AM, 03/19/10
Fastest hot hatch, bar none.
joliveira says:
12:17 PM, 03/19/10
Look what i did to my owner
joliveira says:
12:18 PM, 03/19/10
This is what happens when you drive me
rick8365 says:
12:43 PM, 03/19/10
Turbocharged, intercooled and.....incarcerated?!?
Turbocharger, intercooler and........incarcerator?!?
subaru123 says:
12:57 PM, 03/19/10
More succulent than on Halloween
quattr0fan says:
01:05 PM, 03/19/10
...may I present my 'Get out of jail free car(d)'?
mnorm1 says:
01:12 PM, 03/19/10
Did I miss something? When did we get to Disneyland?
mnorm1 says:
01:19 PM, 03/19/10
West World, where nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong.....
mnorm1 says:
01:23 PM, 03/19/10
Wagons Ho!!!!
wshuff says:
01:27 PM, 03/19/10
"How 'bout I wipe that stupid grin off your face."
sherief says:
01:42 PM, 03/19/10
Roaster Cogburn
sherief says:
01:47 PM, 03/19/10
Horsefaced Carriage
thepuff says:
05:01 PM, 03/19/10
Zoom, Zoom directly to Jail, Do not pass go!
ibpitty says:
05:29 PM, 03/19/10
Turn around, let me see your face. Still smiling?
somberlaine1 says:
08:24 PM, 03/19/10
there is a new sheriff in town
somberlaine1 says:
08:27 PM, 03/19/10
calamity jane
somberlaine1 says:
08:31 PM, 03/19/10
Well if they freed me from this prison,
If that MS3 was mine
I bet I'd move it on a little farther down the line
Far from Folsom prison, that's where I want to stay
And I'd let that lonesome whistle blow my blues away.....
keebler_ms6 says:
03:17 AM, 03/20/10
Speed Trap
risja says:
06:52 AM, 03/20/10
Guilty until proven innocent...
icecubefosho says:
08:11 AM, 03/20/10
Now where is that there brothel...
civic_si says:
09:08 AM, 03/20/10
now that's a bottle of XXX
jpharmd says:
03:20 PM, 03/20/10
"If only you could see my face..."
vwandsaabfan says:
06:21 PM, 03/20/10
not 'speed' enough to pass the GTI
shahulx says:
07:58 PM, 03/20/10
"Dropped off last owner, picking up next owner"
terroralert says:
08:54 PM, 03/20/10
Jail bait
n2guru says:
12:32 PM, 03/21/10
Smile because you are fugly.
carfreak13 says:
12:55 PM, 03/21/10
I'm not lost i'm just taking a look around town
spydergts says:
01:04 PM, 03/21/10
Mazdaspeed Trap totally gonna win it.
herrstreet says:
01:45 PM, 03/21/10
(to the song...)
BREAKIN THE LAW... BREAKIN THE LAW...
mattvenick says:
05:24 AM, 03/22/10
Jailbait.
weaksauce says:
09:08 AM, 03/22/10
"We don't take kindly to no Subarus in these parts."
italia13 says:
01:16 PM, 03/22/10
It is certainly fast...and not bad looking...but to me it is just another
wannabe performance car. All that power on 2 wheels.... !?!?! If I were
a jap crap fan I would get a Subaru anytime before getting that...but thank
God I am lucky enough to be shopping in a different bracket...Cheers !
AptSolecist says:
01:20 PM, 03/22/10
the internment camp is down a mile and to the right.
italia13 says:
01:24 PM, 03/22/10
Perfect car for your daughter when she finishes high school.
italia13 says:
01:28 PM, 03/22/10
Borrrrrrrrrrrrring !
italia13 says:
01:31 PM, 03/22/10
Who wants a wif of my first new car smell ?
italia13 says:
01:32 PM, 03/22/10
Who wants a wif of my first new car smell ?