2010 Honda Accord Crosstour: You Write the Caption

Does this sign make my butt look big?

Sonny and Err

Bono and Oh No!

"Only in California".

There are so many weird things in this photo, it's hard to decide where to start. I mean, first off we've got the Sonny Bono Memorial Freeway. I'm sure Sonny was a great guy, animal lover, maybe even a philanthropist. But a Memorial Freeway?

Then there's the ridiculous wind turbines covering the hills in the background. If there's a better poster-child for the stereotypical Californian I-want-to-have-it-all-but-I-want-to-feel-good-about-it Rube Goldberg solution; why...it would have to be the Crosstour!

"Mama Was a Rock and Roll Singer Papa Used to Drive an Ugly Butt Car"

"I Got You, Bah?!"

Both did poorly in the slalom!

I think their song "Podunk" says it all...

Bye-now, bye-now
Thank you, come again
What did I do with my glass
I'm leaving, I'm leaving

****ing ugly

Sonny never liked big butts.

Sonny Bono Memorial Highway "Helmut Required"

Crossed Over meets Crossover

Keep It Sonny Side Up

DANGER -- Trees In the Road Ahead

Both have logged a few miles.

Star-crossed......Yesterday and Today.

Downhill Tragedies

The road and the ride....both pro bono.

How would this idea play back in Palm Springs?

Star-crossed touring.

Star-crossed, then and now.

Um, yes, could I get the number of Cher's plastic surgeon?

RFLMAO @ poorly in the slalom!

I've got you b-...Brutus.

Chastity wagon!

*edit*

The Road and The Ride....Pro Bono.

Sunny heard about plans for the CrossTour and decided to end it all.

There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

Care to Cher your thoughts on the Crosstour?

I've got you, Blob!

Inside Line drives the only highway named after someone who appeared on Scooby Doo by driving a cartoon parody of a car.

Selfishly, he wouldn't Cher.

Oh Bono! Not U2?

Honey, the Nav says to stay on this road for 7.1 miles, make a turn onto Shields & Yarnell Way, then to Captain and Tenille Avenue.

The Sonny Bono Highway. It has only right turns.

If you look closely you can see where it used to intersect the "Cher" the Wind Parkway just ahead...

Yeah, Sunny Bono's rolling in his grave, in case you're wondering

Cher, Phil Spector, and now Crosstour? Sonny just couldn't get a break

What do you call Sonny, Cher, and Mimi Rogers in a Crosstour? Loveboat

Edmunds cruizin' along Sonny B while drinking Sunny D

On the road to a ugly oblivion.

The beater keeps on going.

Captain Tenille sails Loveboat towards Guy Le Douche's stronghold.

^lame MXC reference, in case anyone remembers

"What do you call Sonny, Cher, and Mimi Rogers in a Crosstour? Loveboat"

- hahahaha

Plaese drive carefully and Cher the road.

Crosstour, Xenu's stormtroopers.

The Beast goes on.

Suction cup sign in CT window, “I Got You Babe On Board”

Sonny, put down that darn cigar and help me out with these bodies, will ya'?

Beware of trees and tree huggers ahead.

"Half-Breed"

Fun Fact #14: The Crosstour contains as many plastic parts as Cher.

Platform Cher-ing

The new Crosstour is quite Chazzy!

The way of love is a way of woe

No amount of plastic surgery is going to fix that butt

What do you call the Crosstour, Aztek, and FX-50 sharing the same scene?
Sex and the City

Hey there's a big tree in the middle of the road..

"That's no moon..."

I'm no view, babe.

It's a Bono fide contender!

Plenty of trunk space

I'll go out on a limb here and say you took a wrong turn..

What a Bonoheaded design!

The Crosstour learns to "Cher" the road.

What's white and has a 5-star crash rating? Hint: it's not Sonny.

Even more than 40 years later, Cher continues to ride Sonny all the way to Hollywood.

An appropriate spot to inaugurate California's new Ride-Cher program.

You came in that? You're braver than I thought.

The question of "Why?" has never been so relevant.

Two things I'd rather not remember.

We Cher-ish the moment.

The Sonny Bono of crossovers meets the Sonny Bono of freeways.

What the crossover said to the wagon - "Look what happens when you CHER"

Laugh At Me

The FAIL Boat

What's next, Cher Memorial Porta-Potty or Phil Spector Memorial Asylum?

If I Could Turn Back Time... and kill the Crosstour's designer, would it have been born?

Hi Donna :)

Honda's version of Pontiac Aztec is here.

I got you babe.

Wind Power. Gas Power. Flower Power.

"Half Breed"

Do you believe in reinCARnation?

Q: What's big, white, roomy, and cool?
A: A refridgerator.

Cher's latest plastic surgery went a bit overboard

Sonny says: don't cry on my shoulder

Tree hugging meets road hugging

Sonny's favorite joke: "What do you get when you cross Cher with a tree? Plood!"

Fun fact number 23: This car is taller than Sonny Bono.

Wow, tough room today -- especially for winter recreational accident victims! But I LOL'd. I think we all know by now that you should just establish a standalone category for ergsum.

Once that is out of the way, my vote is for wshuff: "Chastity wagon!"

@technetium99, man that is weird, I originally had my Fun Fact numbered as 23 but changed it to 14 before I submitted it.

Crash me into a tree!

The beat goes on; so why'd we stop?

Transgender Cars Only Ahead

The beat(ings) go on.

Who is on the Sonny Bono Highway? Gypsys, tramps, and...Crosstours?

Sonny hits a tree, Dan hits Sonny's highway, the Crosstour takes some hits.....the beat goes on.

If he'd only listened to that wise sage, George of the Jungle.

Sonny hits a tree, Dan hits Sonny's highway......Honda design hits a wall.

Looking for Juke...

No helmet required.

Helmet optional.

The new Honda Crosstour. Handles like it is on skis!

The new Accord Crosstour. Now with Toyota Break-System and Tree detector. (not available in U.S. or Canada)

"Thank god we're out of gas, the accelerators been stuck since the coast."

Reincarnation gone so very wrong.