2009 Mini E: You Write the Caption

Do you have any juice?

I would like to buy some juice!

Mobil Ohm

Fossil Fool

Sign typo, "We accept all major charge cars"

I don't drink but thanks for the offer.

"Darn pump won't accept my charge car!"

"We don't serve your kind here."

It ain't easy bein' green.

No thanks I'm on a low octane diet.

haha ergsum "charge car" lol

"I'm just showing off"

Revolutionary Engineering, meet Evolutionary Dead-end.

Mini-E-Wan Kenobi, "These aren't the fuels you're looking for"

"If only auto makers were smart enough to put in a small gas engine for range extension... oh wait"

DeRosa Parks staging protest against auto discrimination

^yes that is a shameless lowmilelude ripoff :)

"The enemy is near! CHARGE!"

"Pain at the pump."

"Yeah... one more time... thanks for the memories, even if they weren't so great..." (Fall Out Boy lyrics)

"I save money driving an electric car so I can blow my extra cash buying an overpriced bag of Fritos."

"I told the manager I didn't need gas, and she said OK... she enjoys little things that need to be plugged in."

"That's the third guy today to park his electric car at a gas station... how original." ~The manager.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! You think I'm going to buy GAS?! When horses FLY! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Scott's breakfast burrito made this Mobil a "discharging station"!

Watt's wrong with this picture?

Checking current fuel prices.

Ergsum contributing to a caption contest is like throwing a few first-graders in a pool with Michael Phelps. Geez, let someone else win. lol.

Engineering Distinction vs Mass Extinction

This is not a plug for Mobil!

The Mini-E was out of luck, no Charger or Accord to be found.

The Mini-E was out of luck. No Volts, either.

Regular, Plus or Super? What do you mean you don't have 220v?

"Boy, I'll sure miss this place....Not!

ergsum- Charger or Accord. +1

The Mini-E recieves an "Excessive Celebration" penalty.

We don't need no stinkin' gas.

It's a gas to go without.

"No thanks, I don't drink. I just come here for the atmosphere."

"This stuff just doesn't give me a buzz."

Silly Gas Station, Electic Cars aren't for you

Ha Ha! Fooled you!

or

Ha Ha! Made you look!

Score: Mobil 1, Mini-E 0 (emissions)

Power switch

Showoff.

Charged with no-guilt and battery!

That's your grandpa's swill.

The AFL did it first: Oilers vs Chargers.

Drawin drives a a bit closer to the pump to read the sign that says not to use electrical devices nearby...

Renault says "I'm shocked, shocked.."

Mini E short circuits gas stations.

Mini E short circuits gas stations.

Jumpin' Jack Flash don't need no gas, gas, gas!

"Honey get me a coke and bag of chips, we'll charge up when we get home"

Showoff

Oops!

"Driving the Mini E is a gas"

What to use Regular Coal power, Wind Plus, or Premium Nuclear?

The Mini E searches aimlessly looking for a charge.

"Lost"

"Yeah but......how else am I gonna get my windows washed?!?"

"We don' serve your type 'roun here, son"

Marching to the (barely audible) beat of a different drummer.

Dang, no 110V or 220V?

Prototype: Mobil Solar Panel Charger

(Electromotive) Force of Habit.

New Mobil Electrolyte competes with BP Invigorate

Inside Line's Volt

Spy Pictures: Chevy Volt

GM camouflages Volt

E wannabees paint their Mini

"No, really. I only stop by for the articles."

"And you thought using a cell phone at the pump was dangerous..."

"A 5-hour energy for him, nothing for me thanks."

this is where normal cars are charged within less than 5 minutes

Gas my a$$, welcome to the 21st century.

"No, it's just a regular Cooper painted to attract green chicks"

"Can you boost my battery while you tow me back to Santa Monica?"

"Vee vhant to pump you up, girly car!"

"No sir, we don't have regular and premium formulations of electrons."

"Well, the Mini's almost out of charge, I'd better pull over and... oh. Drat."

"Guyz, the pumps, they do nossink!"

Just another LA drive-by snooting.

"Well, at least the picture is fuel for conversation."

"One of these things is not like the other..."

"One of these items does not belong in this picture. Can you point it out?"

"Y'know, I came in here to show off, but now I just hope I can make it home!"

Help... the battery died and the tow truck driver left me here.

IL tests the Mini-E smug emissions.

It may be MINI, but it isn't really Mobil(e)! (due to its range)

or

Range Envy

Mini-E drivers just love messing with full-service attendants. :)

The little puppy who lost his way.

You can't get there from here

Oil Giant Still Contemplating E-Commerce.

NOT....a good place to spark up a conversation!

Mini E driver brags by driving around with realistic faux gas pump mounted to his roof.

It's Electric?!?

Then again.....I've never really gotten a charge out of coming here.

I was hoping to leave here all charged up....have to try the strip club instead!

15 cents per kWh? Highway robbery!

I don't understand....this IS.... Electric Avenue and, I AM......Eddy Grant!

ImMOBILe Mini E

"Mobil 1 Fully Electric"

"Look at em' in there counting their money" I thought to myself "If they only knew..."

This pegasus doesn't suffer from gas.

Charging instruction: Exit and re-enter car to generate static electricity. Repeat ALL DAY for full charge.

- "If it were only this simple."

- "Electric cars still live in the shadow of Big Oil."

Referring to yesterday's Mini-E post:
-"Oh Crap! I plugged in the 55 Chevy instead!"

Nothing to see here,move along.

Unintended ImMOBILization - Mini-E driver demands recall

The Mini-E foreshadowing what's to come.

"I can't seem to quit you."

Donna DeRosa having a blond moment - proof that weekly bell ringing lowers IQ

1) The only thing I'm here to fuel up on is snacks!

2) There's no room in this thing for groceries, let alone a gas tank.

3) The only mobil I need is my mobil-e.

Mini-E driver in search for Maxi-P(ad)

Pardon me....would this happen to be a rejuicination station?

Mini E - when it comes to fuel, it's electric, definitely not eclectic.

There's got to be a high volt charger around here somewhere.

Sir, we can see you through the security camera. You have no business being here.

Comparisons to any Chevy is revolting

Where is Tesla? We're supposed to juice up here. I hope the Slurpee machine works.

" I went inside to get a drink and the lady asked if I wanted any gas. I told her that I was driving a car that would put her out of business. She saw what I was driving and laughed. She felt so bad for my stupidity that she gave me the drink for free."

pass go, collect 200 hundred dollars.

pass go, collect $200

Woohoo! 100 comments -- Donna

Going Mobil, Acting Noble, Thinking Global

Got Juice?

Do you sell Cooper Top batteries?

"The Dinosaurian Job"

"The Establishmentarian Job"

Mommy...?

This is for Donna: http://video.aol.com/video-detail/anita-ward-ring-my-bell-funkstar-deluxe-club-mix/63768607

"The Electrical Connection"

Hrmph...? Can I get directions please?

The British (Leyland) Empire's Last Gleaming--Bringing Down Rockefeller's House

The Plucky Brit and the Mighty XOM

Exxon, exxoff!

Am I a Mastercard, Visa, Discover or AMEX? So many choices

Debit or credit?

Not an approved gasoline container.

Sorry, no cash or check. You'll have to charge it.

Battle of the Bucks--Bayerische Motoren Werke vs Arsenal of Monopoly

Mini: -This place should be fun, every car likes going here... Shame that I don't drink.

CASH only. You can't charge here.

Honey, I only see 88, 89 and 91. I don't see 110 or 220.

EDIT: Honey, I only see 87, 89 and 91. I don't see 110 or 220.

Fuel for thought.

Future "History Channel" Announcement:
June 6, 2010, E-Day. Allied green forces assualted the Exxis Stronghold outside Ohama Steaks.

I'm sorry, this isn't working. It's not you, it's me. We Can Still Be Friends.

RTFM!

*Out of juice* $&#$%&*@#$!#&*#!...

SAVED!!!

Wait...

Just passing gas

subaru123 says:
02:40 PM, 02/ 5/10
RTFM!

hahaha - good one!