2009 Ford Flex: You Write the Caption

A one hit wonder

I feel the need...the need for weed!

The Flex connection

Pot Rod

Mary Janes new Flex

Snow White bought Dopey a new car

The Roach Coach

Roach Wagon

"Smokey and the Bandit"

Let's smoke this joint!

We took the toke road1

We took the toke road!

Hey Bud this Flex is for you

J.R. Token "Lord of the Olympic Rings"

We installed a pair of custom potheaders in the Flex!

This Flex is smoking!

And Ris thought he had to go all the way to Canada for Weed.

I've got a very bad feeling about this!

Sync play "Doobie Brothers"

Harold and Kumar Edition

“Cannabis Bong Run”

"Vanishing Pot"

"Bluntitt"

Ford makes a real hot-box.

Snyc play "Rocky Mountain High"

"Bong in 60 Seconds"

"Dirty Mary Jane, Crazy James"

Just head north on US 420.

Ford Flex goes on rasta safari

The Flex has an active Spliff

Finding my lighter is Job 1

Weed CA, Elev. 3467'.....It Just Seems Higher.

"If you happen to encounter poison ivy, it probably ain't poison ivy."

"It's a HIT!"

"Oh good, people who know the metric system!"

"Let's hope we don't smoke a CV joint."

"Because the town of Ecstacy was too high-strung."

"I'm surprised we're the only Californians here!"

"Let's hope the motel doesn't have roaches."

Ford's new Highbrid

"The Flex didn't encounter pot holes very well. We accidentally dropped ashes in the seats."

There it is, Weed. You'll never find a more wretched...Dude, what was I saying?

That's no stash, that's a stoner station.

"I NEED MUNCHIES! OM NOM NOM NOM!"

"Dude, where's my car?"

The Flex ride is a little harsh

I get high, I get high, I get high... gas mileage.

Did you say you write the baption? I thought I heard you say something. What? Did you hear that?

"Hey guys, we should stop by and say hello to Ergsum while we're here."

"Tires, drugs, competition... smoke 'em if you got 'em."

"I have no idea what's going on."

"Population 3000. Octomom and her kids must be having a great time here!"

"It's 5 o'clock somewhere. And it's 4:20 somewhere else."

New slogan for War on Drugs:
Fond Of Recreational Drugs, Found On Road Dead.

Flex gets 24 miles per ganja

"The strawberries taste like strawberries. The snozzberries taste like snozzberries."

"Lawn mowing in Weed is a great way to get your hands on grass."

"When there's a flood, do they call it Seaweed?"

James shows us how he rolls in the Flex.

"Sync play Because I Got High..."

(*beep* Song not found.)

OK then... "Sync play Slow Ride..."

(*beep* Song not found.)

Argh. "Sync, play Rolling Stones."

(*beep* Artist not found.)

Dammit... I wanna be sedated.

(*beep* Playing The Ramones.)

"We stood out like a flower in a town of Weeds."

What do you call a Flex with two spliffs? Double-jointed.

We should have brought the Camaro.

I was gonna go wash my car, then I got high.

dude, have you seen how big it is inside? Rolling grow-op!

We shoulda brought the Insight.

The real reason riswick was searched at the border.

That Ford Flex is one "Hot Box".

The chairiot of choice for master gardeners everywhere.

Mary and Jane go road tripping.

"James goes to meet his friends Bud, Herb and Mary Jane."

"Good thing these windows are tinted."

Got any snacks in the fridge?

"They say when there's a forest fire here, everyone becomes really, really relaxed."

2009 Ford Flex Limited Milestone: 42,000 miles.

Edmunds #1 rated road TRIP vehicle

I gotta be tripping! MORE WEED!

Officer..."No you were not going 70 you were going 5..."

Huh. I thought the city would have been a little higher than 3,467 feet.

"Fast Times at Riswick High"

Welcome to the Dark Side.

"Do honestly you I high think am, officer?"

IL enters the Flex in the Hash Pipe competition.

Spied! The source of Edmund's auto budget.

Dude, let's stop and scarf like 50 burgers, or something.

"Weekend Weed Warrior."

"Joint Chiefs Ride."

"The Flex, The Joint Chiefs Ride."

The retirement community for those who survived the 60's....

"This ain't smog we're driving through, son."

"Wow-everyone is so friendly here"

"Welcome to the town of Weed. Remember, the best things in life are meant to be shared" -Mayor Keith Richards

Gas, grass or cash ... no one writes for free.

Let's get out of this town, look what it did to Honda, they designed that Crosstour thing.

How Ford prevents "Sudden Acceleration".

Ford's nav system can even find you some weed!

Sync, navigate to Weed.

Welcome to Weed, the Pontiac Aztek capital of the world.

This bud's for you

Thelma and Louise and Cheech and Chong.

Headquarters for Hotel California

If it were up to us, weed never leave

My dad visited Weed and all he got me was this empty bag of Fritos.

everyone here is a stone mason?

Sync: *beep* State destination

James: Weed, California

Sync: *bong* Righteous, Dude.

Dude... you think we've packed enough Doritos in the Flex? wait... what?

The 2010 edition of the Scooby mobile makes it back home.

Riswick and crew take a diversion to find out exactly where the Flex's hemp upholstery originates from.

Alas, Johnny had arrived to the Promised Land... only to realize the Flex did not carry standard cigarette lighters.

Dude... do you think this town has a White Castle? wait... what?

Dude... my hands are like... so big... it totally covers the steering wheel... wait... what?

"Flex goes green"

Thelma and Louise and Harold and Kumar

"I dub thee 'Mystery Machine'."

"I got your party wagon RIGHT HEEEEERE!"

"Black paint, tinted windows... We're gonna be approached with cash, aren't we?"

"FORD: Found on Road Doped"

"No, this is not heaven. STOP ASKING."

"Stop ahead? Stop ahead?! Man, we ain't stoppin' for nuthin'!"

"But leaving means coming down! I don't wanna come down!"

"We rolled in, a regular roach motel, all high as a kite. Coming down was a trip itself as we got our butts out of there in the Flex."

"On road trips, this is how we roll."

"This thing drives smoooooth, man. It's just smoooooth."

"Does Snoop Dogg know about this place?"

Dude, stop! I gotta go to the can, man. It's chronic.

That's some a-Ford-able weed.

Now where's the closest Voodoo Doughnuts, again?

Neil Patrick Harris, you're ride is here!

Weed: The New Flex-Fuel

"It really IS a high-way!"

What Would NPH Drive?

"Ooh, heaven is a place on earth . . ."

My vote goes to:

"There it is, Weed. You'll never find a more wretched...Dude, what was I saying?"

What the Santa Monica Ford service agent was smoking!

"Flex receives high praise from staff"

The real reason the recirc was left on!

This is the only city to ban weedeaters

Must have been high when I chose the Flex over the 750i.

Ford Flex: The ultimate hot-box machine.

Hotbox

One Toke over the Center Line

Welcome to Weed, Glaucoma free since...well, we really can't remember.

This is your Flex. This is your Flex on drugs. Any questions?

Not Ford's first time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBVwyQra4hk

Welcome to Weed, Fast Food Capital of America.

Blunt Ford Coma

--Welcome to Weed: We may be small, but we'll grow on you.

--The perfect place to start a new chain of convenience stores

We found a new use for the sunroof gap. (You put your weeeeed in there!)

Sync play, "Ganja Road Again"

insideline uncovers the reason for the paranoia at the border

I was going to go to the Olympics, but then I got high. I was going to stop in Seattle too, but then I got high. Now I'm stuck in Weed and I know why? Why man, why? Because I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high...

Stupid GPS, always leads me to pot holes

The Flex feels good today, must be something in the air

"Boy, it's lucky you have these compartments."

Forget ABS, ESC, and TRC; the new Flex comes with THC.

I brake for the dank

Honey, can we stop over here...I, uh, need to get directions.

"Here's where the fun begins!"

The real reason IL keeps road "tripping" to Oregon

Have you ever seen the inside of a Ford Flex...on WEED?!

"Help me, Wack-Ie Tobacki; you're my only hope."

You know there's a White Castle here

"The Weed can have a strong influence on the weak-minded."

Expansion Joint.

The Grass is always greener on the other side of the road.

LA bans cannabis clubs and all of a sudden you guys take a road trip. I see what you did there

Flex Fuel

What a nice, Kush ride...

Don't forget to bring a towel!

Phelps was driving.

"I sense something; a presence I've not felt since... my college daze!"

Officer Ramathorn: Speeding and...speeding and...speeding and...

Handling was greatly improved by sticky-icky tires

An Olympic Journey Day 8: Phelps's Joint

"The Weed is strong with this one."

Slows your re-FLEX-es

"The Weed will be with you, always."

Room for Eight. And all their munchies.

"Use the Weed, Luke."

Canna-bus

"It's made the 7-11 run in less than 12 parsecs."

"You're all clear, kid, now let's *smoke* this thing and go home!"

"and I thought it smelled bad, on the outside!"

"Officer, Dr Kutner from Princeton-Plainsboro prescribed this to me"

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope...to score some WEED!"

Homegrown

Weed, CA - elevation 3,467. How appropriate.

Now what I meant when I said I wanted a high-riding vehicle..

*Not what I meant when I said I wanted a high-riding vehicle..

Flexed and Confused

Puff, Puff, Flex

Flex Wilderness

The Stoned Flex

Pineapple FLEXpress

Flex: Weeding Out the Competition

Flex in Wonderland

Next stop for Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations"

Jason K. and his Golden Weeds

Weed
Population: 3,000
Elevation: High

Flex Trip

Trippy Flex

Tripped Out

Trip My Ride

There's no such thing as a bad Trip.

"Puff the Magic Flex"

Pineapple ExFlex

Americas finest, meet Cali's finest.

I thought Chevy made the Blazer.

I pulled over because my Flex is Tripping Out.

Bad Trip on Weed

Good Trip on Weed

Flex caught in a Weed Trap.

Magic Bus

"Weed Racer"

Weed slows your reflexes.

"Weed": If they drive over 5mph the bong will go off!

Edmunds Inside Line editors arrive for the official unveil of the Snoop Dog edition Ford Flex.

"Herbie"

"Herbie Fully Wasted"

Inside Line's secret Road Test Course revealed

Haulin' Grass in the Flex

Flexin' and Trippin'

Jackpot!!!

Green Green everywhere but not a leaf to toke

50,000 miles to Paradise

When I said "lets get high", I didn't mean driving to 3,467 feet

Is this high enough for you?

Does it do burnouts?

One toke over the line?

Taking the High Road

No one will notice behind those black windows

Stop for Weed

"Toker: The Man And His Dream"

U gotta stop tripping!

For JRiz, Heaven only has 3,000 residents

The Riz, The Ride, and the Road

Flex and Loathing in Weed

WoooHooo! Happy Dance -- Donna

Flexy Rider

"Friday" now showing inside the Flex

J'Rizzle's Flezzle fo' shizzle my nizzle!

Harold and Kumar go to Riz Castle

Flex, drugs & rock n roll.

Now I know why people in CA like to set forest fires

The Flex has 262 horsepower and 248 lb-ft of toke.

It's Weed! I've found Weed!

----Great, dude, don't get cocky.

That's What Toyota is smoking

Tested on a closed course, right?

We'll be back on 4/20

You said your Corvette is lean and advanced, why are you getting your Flex retarded?

when i wanted to light them up, i ment the tires

Wanna check that elevation again

WEED CITY LIMIT. Population: 3,000. Elevation: 3,467 before 4:20, up to 11,000 after 4:20

When JRiz called to purchase the new LT Crosstour

Surprised?

Why the Flex's tranny shifts so slow.

"That stuff is unbelievable. I'd eat it out of a dumpster."

"I'm not saying anything, I'm putting it in the vault, I'm locking the vault. It's a vault!"

Weed + Munchies = My big silver ass.

Smoke tires, not weed....

The Flex makes a visit to the home of its design team.

If you know how to unlock Sync, you can find more than just gas stations...

"Really officer, I'm just rolling with my friends in my new hot-box. Aww c'mon officer, i didn't mean that kind of rolling OR that kind of hot-box, honestly."

A Flex with weed is a Flex indeed

1)"Shag and Scoob off on another adventure in the Mystery Flex"

2)"My family went to Weed and all I got was this stupid Hemp Belt"

3)".....We were pulled over by the Weed Police"

4) "Weed Town Hall: on the corner of Baker Avenue and Stoner Street"

5) "Welcome to Weed: Funyan capital of the world"

6) "Weed post card: "Wish you were here, no wait, there you are....Nahahaha"

7) "Weed: where it's always partly cloudy"

8) "Welcome to Weed, wake us up when you leave"