2009 Dodge Ram: You Write the Caption

Let me fix this. How is anyone supposed to take you seriously?

Batgirl trades in her Utility Belt for a RamBox.

Having blown the budget on the new Ram, Dodge Girl and her sidekick were forced to hand-stitch their costumes as a cost-saving measure.

"Batgirl trades in her Utility Belt for a RamBox."
RamBox. Oh god.

The silliest thing in this photo is not a person. Anyone else catch that red car in the background with the park bench style wing? Ew.

"So you have room for a grappling gun on that thing, but not a hairpin?"

Dodge Ram: The Utility Belt with Four Wheels

D.C. rescues Ram!

A Dodge Ram can make anyone a superhero!

Action shot: IL staffer handles a sharp hairpin!

Batman replaces the Tumbler with something a little more durable.

No, this one doesn't have a built in motorbike.

Zlott! Biff! Zowee! Ram!

Bailout Girl and Greenback Lady saves the Ram!
(And taxpayers weep)

*save

Batgirl, “I don’t know Ivy, how many bags of manure can the Ram carry?”

Holy girls in tights, Ramman!

"Oh, stop your belly aching....piercings are nothing new!

"Who the heck let Greenpeace and PETA in here?!?"

Ram: The oddballs choice.

Ram: A Car in a Truck costume

My Name is BatRam.

“Batgirl and Poison Ivy” is a much more “interesting” movie than “Batman and Robin”!

I said I wanted a "custom" Ram, not “costume”!

"Yeah I know. But it could be worse-we could be in bikinis out here."

With these outfits, no one will know we bought a Dodge.

I live. I ride. I am. Batman.

"You ever drive with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

And you thought the chrome wheels, handles and mirrors were schmancy.

“Grab Life by the Thorns”

"I've had enough Batgirl - next time YOU can ride in the bed!"

"After Fiat runs Chrysler to the ground, soon we'll be racing the Ram in LeMons 24"

My name is Ram, my stank is full.

"Don't worry, I hear the Batmobile uses leaf springs."

"Ivy, did you really have to bring your gardening truck?"

"Hey, a mutated, plant-loving supervillain girl can still enjoy a truck, can't she?"

"One second, a reflection from the chromed interior scorched one of your leaves..."

"Curses! Coiled again!"

My name is Ram.....and they're NOT with me!

My name is RAM.....and those two are NOT with me!

"Look, Ivy, I know you're trying to impress the guys, but this is a bit much."

"Ivy, I think you misunderstand what they mean by 'greenhouse gases'."

"I know Robin will fit in one Rambox. Will Batman fit in the other?"

come for the rave, stay for the race!

"Batgirl, Poison Ivy and the Scraped Crusader"

http://blogs.insideline.com/roadtests/2009/12/2009-dodge-ram-scraaaaaaape.html

"Ram: It's the red-headed stepchild of in the fleet"

Weeding out the competition at LeMons

The Dodge Gothram

"Insert funny comment from ergsum here".

"The new Ram can haul your entire collection of catnip, or whatever the kids call it these days."

"The RamBox is NOT to be used as a cat box!"

"Please buy a Ram. Do it for the kittens."

"Stop touching my tomatoes you darn cat!"

"All dressed up and no designated driver..."

"If you get poison ivy on the brain, can you only scratch it by thinking of sandpaper?"

"We'll blend in perfectly at the upcoming White House dinner! They won't suspect a thing!"

"I hope we make it for the belated Halloween party!"

"We've got lemons! We've got tomatoes!..."

"I'm starting to question the latest fashion trends..."

"We're going beat that F-150 owner in his Dora the Explorer costume!"

"There there, Robin, I'm positive Batman is OK with your desire to become a woman."

Fixing Poison Ivy's Hair: Ram Tough

I told you not to drive through the woods with your head sticking out the sunroof!!

"Why do we have to do this? Because Obama won't let us the bailout bucks for real models and all the peons got canned. Now shut up and let's get this thing over with...."

"...and the doctor said, 'you shoulda had a V8' so I upgraded to a 5.7 Liter..."

"Just look at these costumes! If we can't beat ergsum in a caption contest, we're going to at least give him an eye-full!

Preening before the big race.

"...and so I said to my cat, 'I'd love to give you a bath, but the fur would stick to my tongue...'"

"This thing got a hemming?"

"They say mistletoe is a hemi-parasitic plant!"

Batgirl, "Ivy, your roots are showing!"

FIAT/Chrysler/RAM cuts costume budget in latest ads.

"...and the guy replied, 'lady, you're an animal!"'

Batgirl hits Poision Ivy with the Bat Ring Ram!

"Listen, like I said to Adam and Eve, I'm not going to keep adjusting your leaves unless you start paying me."

Faster than a speeding millet!

Faster than a speeding budlet!