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2009 Dodge Ram: Our Favorite Caption

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Thanks to ergsum once again for this week's favorite caption.

Here are the other jokers:

Let me fix this. How is anyone supposed to take you seriously? (lowmilelude)
Batgirl trades in her Utility Belt for a RamBox. (ergsum)
"So you have room for a grappling gun on that thing, but not a hairpin?" (lowmilelude)
Action shot: IL staffer handles a sharp hairpin! (ergsum)
Zlott! Biff! Zowee! Ram! (ergsum)
Bailout Girl and Greenback Lady saves the Ram! (And taxpayers weep) (e90_m3)
Holy girls in tights, Ramman! (ergsum)
I live. I ride. I am. Batman. (robert4380)
"Insert funny comment from ergsum here". (vt8919)
"We'll blend in perfectly at the upcoming White House dinner! They won't suspect a thing!" (vt8919)

What was your favorite?

Donna DeRosa, Managing Editor

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7 Comments

vt8919 says:

06:45 PM, 12/11/09

Ergsum, if you put as much effort into feeding the world's hungry as you do in captions, you'd end up causing an obesity epidemic in Africa.

Congrats once again. :-)

ergsum says:

07:00 PM, 12/11/09

My evil plan for world domination is slowly coming to fruition one pun at a time, bwah ah ah! Props to all my malevolent cohorts!

vt8919 says:

07:59 PM, 12/11/09

[yelling] Not so fast, Doctor Ergsum! You may have kidnapped my beautiful wife, stolen the sacred family diamonds and won your zillionth caption contest, but you won't get away with it! Quick, Robin, grab the super gravity-enhancing flotation disk! Er... I mean the trampoline!

[whispering to sidekick] Listen; I'm going to jump up, grab the pipe, crawl across the room and land behind the evil Doctor Ergsum. You distract him with the wig and the fake breasts. I'll steal his book of puns and replace it with "Going Rogue" by Sarah Palin. That's sure to scare him once he realizes it's not about test driving a new Nissan, and it'll give us enough time to think up a winning caption for next Friday. By the way, you're pretty cute in spandex, Robin...

ergsum says:

08:10 PM, 12/11/09

@vt8919, you're twisted, but in a good way! LMAO

ddoouugg says:

08:56 PM, 12/11/09

Congratulations to ergsum as usual, but I think "Insert funny comment from ergsum here" is the best. Well I guess even that one is a compliment to him.

hybris says:

06:19 PM, 12/12/09

@vt8919

Going Rogue is not scary enough to work on the level that ergsum is at.

Better off with Audacity of hope.

ergsum says:

07:05 AM, 12/13/09

I think I would enjoy this book more as long as you throw in a box of crayons!
http://www.goingrouge.net/

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