2009 Dodge Ram 1500: You Write the Caption

Dodge! Ram! Dodge! Ram!

Damn, Ford Raptors!

Don't worry; we can shield ourselves with the Ram Box liners!

Can you spot the REAL dinosaur in this picture?

On the Road to Extinction.

I don't trust these valets at Jurassic Parking.

Who doesn't enjoy Italian food?!

Hey, is this Italian or German cuisine?

I wonder if this is going to be covered by the warranty...

So this is what it's like to be a standalone brand.

My name is Ram, and I could really use some help please.

"Gone in 60 Swallows"

“The Feast and the Ferocious”

Dodge family reunion!

Ram gets a visit from its future ancestors...

"What took you so long?"

"Hello everyone, my name is Ram and I am an addict"

"I don't think we are in Kansas anymore..."

Watch out, they can smell the red ink!

A pair of T-Feds stalk a Bailoutasaur.

Tryandoutrunusaurs attack!

Ramasauras!

We got the Ram Washed and Rexed.

Like male sheep to the slaughter.

Tree-huggers call in reinforcements to banish the evil pick-up.

Don’t worry, their Carnivores, not Trucknivores!

(Void previous)

Don’t worry, they're Carnivores, not Trucknivores!

Yum Mutton! Om Nom Nom!

My name is Rex and my stomach will be full

I think I just oiled myself!

"Ice Age: Drive of the Dinosaurs"

Jurassic, meet Cretaceous. A new kind of dinosaur.

Do you think they saurus?

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates Chrysler, Chrysler creates dinosaurs, Dinosaur destroys Chrysler, Imports inherit the world.

Extinctions due to dramatic climate change.

"Nah, don't worry about it bro. A already had a Challenger for for breakfast."

Hemisaurus-rex

La Brea Mopar Pits

"So agile they call it the VelociRAMtor"

Ram this down your throat!

Knew I should have gotten a Raptor.

Dodge senses its impending doom

"Grab Lunch by the Horns"

We drive the Ram to go test the Campagna T-Rex 1400R. Scary fun!

(void previous version)

Watch out, they can smell red ink!

So....will you be joining us?

"Trucker: The Man And His Scream "

Dino issues a fiat - You are mine!

No Raptors allowed!

Ram Age, not Ice Age

Ram: No clone

Fossils, meet fossil fuel

I dunno......I like the color, but I think its got seat coolers.....that's a concern for me.

Ut oh, are those ventilated and cooled seats I see?!?

Damn, they over grilled my meal again!

WOW! And, its got the RamBox option too!!

I'm not happy about the leather....better than lizard though.

Our Ram came equipped with JPS (Jurassic Park Syndrome)

Hoss, out here, without those coils....you'd have a saurus.

Distinct versus Extinct

Fix It Again Tyrannosaurus!

We drove out to meet the design team for the Sebring convertible.

Your Raptor doesn't have a Hemi!

New Ram brand targets Buick owners.

And it gets 15 miles per dinosaur.

"I could've had a V8!"

"I could've had a V8 Hemi!"

"My arms are so short I'm just going to have to compensate with a V8 Hemi and a ram box"

Dinosaurs love a good Crew Cabernet.

OM NOM NOM NOM

Dodge Ram, meet Ford's new Tyrannasaurus Flex.

"Dodgeson, Dodgeson. We have Dodgeson here! See? Nobody cares."

Dodge discovers the only artifacts more ancient than the Mustang's rear suspension.

"After careful consideration, I've decided NOT to endorse your park"

"What's the matter? Ever had Ram chops?"

OMGVECLOCIRA....Oooh, shiny trim pieces!

Happy anniversary baby. It's been a good 80 million years together. Thanks, but these things give me gas.

The Ram’s chrome bling attracts a couple of Gangsta Raptors; Notoriousaur B.I.G. and Ice-T Rex.

Built Ford Tough, Chevy--Like a Rock.
Dodge Ram? Tender and Juicy!

GTA: The Lost World Edition

Hey, they left the keys! Lets take it!

AAA sent the only things within 50 miles out to fix the Ram's latest flat tire.

^^Along the same line as my previous entry:
"We passed on the F150 'coz it's tough, and the Silverado 'coz it's gritty".

The Silence of the Ram

Damn, someone already ate the cream filling!

Dinosaurs eat their own.

Dodge Ram Chew Cab

Yea, it has a telescoping steering wheel, so even you can drive it Rex!

I'll pass. I'll grab a Prius later. The doc says I need to eat more greens.

To quote a book I used to like as a little kid...

"Are you my mother?"

The Grandfather Paradox does not preclude killing my descendants, does it?

"I am Ram" "Yeah, so.....?"

Ram finds itself in a particularly rexing situation.

Who said a full-size pickup couldn't meet CAFE Standards. Tasty!

How many bites of Ram is there?

RAM (Random Allosaurus Meal)

Ram Box Lunch

With more head room, my neck wouldn't be like this

If we take it back to camp, the big guys will take it.

Gone in 60 seconds with one foot of rollout (like on a drag strip)

2 dinos + 2 flat tires= RAM

New IIHS roof crush test

FML

FML or MLIA?

The Fast & the Ferocious

MS3 is still scarier

Only in SoCal

At least the Smart had "passion"

EPA calls Inside Line

Jurassic Parking Lot

Myopia meets Dinotopia

So you thought those seagulls made a mess on the Flex? Watch this!

Stop eating my children!

Donna,

Loosen up that wrist.....prep that bell!

Obama Administration Thugs Corner Edmund's Staffer Over Clunkers Flap.

We should've driven a Kia Borrego for a warmer reception.

http://www.galletameadows.com/gallery/

Hemi or not, we could catch it, if we didn't have these full metal jackets.

Coil Springs, Borrego Springs and Dinosaur Things

My name is RAM. And my tank if full, but my bladder is empty.

Dodge Ram, with looks that will make you drool!