2010 Mazdaspeed 3: You Write the Caption

OK marketers, how do we make this car more appealing to the young female demographic?

Strangely less threatening than the original, like giving a piranha a crossbow

Long night's work, time down wash back down to my black paint

Comparo test champ is ready for blood

Bloody Fast

Biting torque steer

Pulls .92Gs of scary

New Photoshop Ad

Kills the competition

Hauntingly Beautiful

New functional air intake system

It can get uglier?

"Buffy, the Genesis Slayer"

Proect MS3

New Dracula mod adds 10hp.

-I vant to suck your gas

-and you thought Christine was a bad-@$$ car

-goes like a bat out of hell

-overbite? we'll fix that

-perfect for taking a bite out of the competition

The only way to kill it is to drive a hot rod through it's heart.

This Mazda sucks!

Mazda Speed Demon

Mazdaspeed 666

Mazdaspeed Demon

Hey! Wanna Dragula?!

Little understeer, but a lot of overbite!

Yo, nice grill!

I guess daytime running lights and a sunroof are out of the question.

The Lost Boys got the GPS option.

"The Rocky Horror Auto Show"

Does 0 to 666 in 6.4 seconds.

Succulent speed

MAZDASPEED ATE YOUR BABY

"Suck-Suck"

Is there anything in my teeth?

Miss a few payments and it's demonic repossession!

Mazda's notorious front fascia gets veneers.

@lowmilelude, yes a Bug.

The new MS3 has more bite than its predecessor.

Why yes, the turbo does make a sucking sound. How did you know?

Reason #2 why you'll never see the MS3 in your rearview mirror.

@ergsum
"Tired of buffing and scrubbing to get those bugs off your car? Well, with the new MS3 it's as easy as flossing your teeth!"

Forget pink slips, I race for souls!

The Mazda lies in wait for Mini-Van Helsing.

Optional warranty upgraded to 'Immortal'.

Its grille is worse than its bite!

"Night of the Living Dead Pedal"

Not available in sparkly paint. That would be stupid.

Beware of adding NOSferatu to your Mazda.

The Mazdaspeed 3 rides a little stiff.

Edmunds new project car includes aftermarket grille improvements.

OM NOM NOM NOM

Wrong Batmobile!

"In the Rear View with the Vampire"

Ergsum you defintely have missed your calling.

"I guess daytime running lights and a sunroof are out of the question.".

I laughed so hard my coffee came up my nose.

"out for blood. . ."

"Bloodthirsty"

"The competition looks a bit pale now. . ."

Mazward Cullenspeed

Welcome the newest cast member of "New Moon!"

Not to be outdone by the 370Z fangs...

You must drive a plooden trim piece through its turbo!

@drhorrible, that's what I live for ;)

Edmunds hops on the Vampire trend bandwagon.

Now you know why that guy was tailgating you.

Now the Aftermarket has gone too far over the edge.

Where's Blade when you need him?

Quick, to the Lawyermobile!

Premium Blood required.

Boo!

Tricked out Treat!

"Track trick or you're my treat."

"The horrible truth of the new smiling grille is revealed!"

"Mazda Dentata"

"Want to drive forever? One bite is all it will take."

"Forever Knight Rider"

"I think it looks better like this."

"Oh, that's going to murder the aerodynamics."

"It comes with a six-speed Translyvanian."

"Run! I can hear the turbo whine right behind us!"

"It came from the Green Hell."

You bite the caption

They put the braces on my shock towers?

Bram Stoker edition

For Shifts and Grins

"Laps up more than just track miles."

"A new and improved piercing grin."

"The son of Count Dragula prowls the streets."

"This alternative propulsion technology has not been officially certified by the EPA."

Oh yeah, I forgot to bleed the brakes

How many miles to the pint does it get?

Chances are, Johnny Mathis loves that silly grin

Think I'm scary now?
Wait untill I need thousands in warranty work before 26,000 miles!

3M protective tape meets Crest white strips

The New MS3.....It's Got Bite.

Contrary to Mazda's hopes....the 3's new grill design has already grown long in the tooth.

New Grill Design....Already Long In The Tooth.

New Mazda Grinada

Donna,

Start loosening up.....get that bell ready.....this one is on pace to beat the wiener one from a couple weeks ago.

Wait, did I just say beat....

It's a real CARnivore!

Goes like a bat out of hell

It was love at first bite.

Ya know, it already looks a little long in the tooth

The 3's suspension package gives it a lot of forward bite.

- The nightmare that inspired Franz von Holzhausen.

- Mazdaspeed3 with optional Twilight package.

- The hot hatch you can Count on.

Welcome to the Twighlight zone.

...Twilight zone.

It's early

Are you ready for Sema? No, I only like blood.

Behold the Anti-Popemobile

Handles like it's on neck.

How to shift gears in this Mazda; ONE AH AH AH AH!, TWO AH AH AH AH!, THREE AH AH AH AH!...

Drive one, it's a scream!

How to shift gears in this Mazda; ONE AH AH AH!, TWO AH AH AH!, THREE AH AH AH!...

(Too many AHs before)

The little old lady from Transylvania.

Shift_eating grin.

"The Tell-Tale Turbo"

Exhume-Exhume!

"Transylvanian entry gets banned from Nürburgring"

Bite me? No, I'll bite you.

Blood, sweat and tears? No. Blood, oil and zoom-zoom.

Holds the fastest time up Widow's Peak.

Holds the fastest time up Widow's Peak.

Mazdaspeed 3: "Evil Red" Edition

"Nightmare on Any Street"

Design that goes "BLAH" in the night.

Bleeding edge technology.

The torque will rip your head off.

The Fast and the Vampirous.

Mazda the Subaru Slayer.

True Zoom

Slower Traffic, Keep Blah!

Count von Count, Your Car Has Arrived

One, Two, Mazda3!

Torque Steer Bites

Fangs for the memories.

Bloody Good.

Bloody Fast.

Bloody Torque Steer.

263 undead horses.

Night of the living speed.

2 Fast, 2 Vampirous.

Limited-slip fangerential.

A truly visceral experience.

Bleed for Speed.

Something wicked this way comes.

"Ow, I bit my lip"

"Wanna race,,,er I mean neck?"

"Count Dragula I presume!"

Bloody Fang-tastic!

Mazdentist

Mazdental

Mazdangerous

Red shift.

A pint-sized wagon.

My four-year-old daughter, Anita, says: "Monster car!"

Best Fang for the Suck!

@oldchap:
"OK marketers, how do we make this car more appealing to the young female demographic?"
That just got me, having a significant other who is obsessed with Twilight.

These are really good this week.

I vant to suck your Mobil 1 !!

No Blood for Oil!
Well, OK, just a little, then.

Mazda takes FlexFuel concept to the extreme!

I like it better this way.

They could call it the Transylvania Edition.

"Shift_eating grin."

"Mazda takes FlexFuel concept to the extreme!"

Very good - true contenders.

Got Blood?

Blood is thicker than 10W-30 oil.

The 3 was prone to bouts of road rage.

Listen to them. Pistons of the night. What music they make!

Don't Drink and Drive!

I’ll show Ralph Nader unsafe at any speed.

Taking a bite out of boredom.

"This car ain't from Europe."

"The dealership called. You need an oil change and a root canal."

"Dirty Car? Try Orbit Gum. *shine!* Fabulous!"

"I thought I ordered the gold package?"

Morton Downey jr. is back

Project MS3

"speed kills"

"hungry, hungry hatchback"

"salem's parking lot"

"Mazferatu the vampyre"

"and you thought the old grin on the new 3 was funny"

"i vant to suck your ego"

Hi, Billy Mays here with grille effects...

(Billy R.I.P.)

Hey, Vince here with that prostitute's mouth.

Oldham's idea of mischief night

No officer, I didn't rip that guy's mouth off.

Minivan wiper marks...HELP!!!

Stole the Civic Si's wipers

The Hatchback of Motor Damn!

The MS3 is only available as a hunchback.

MS3: $25,840
New grille: $350
Speeding ticket: $125
Volunteering at a blood bank: Priceless

What Mazda originally intended for the Mazda 3 front end to look like!

Scary fast and that's the tooth.

Complimentary teeth whitening with your first service

Epitome of hot hatches

This car is fangtastic!

AHHHH! The light!

Happy Halloween

Kills the competition

Cash for Choppers

Even the previous generation is looking away.

(White Mazda 3 to the left)

Would a batwing make my butt look fat?

Cars and Blood: Intravenous, California

Oops, sorry ergsum, I stepped on your toes on that one! People are really bloodthirsty to win this one.

Trying to pass, is in vein.

Molar power really cuts the emissions.

Very reliable, but trips to the dentist take all day.

@altimadude00, no prob. When we can't keep track of who already wrote what because of how many posts, it's a good caption day!

@altimadude00, no prob. When we can't keep track of who already wrote what because of how many posts, it's a good caption day!

Intravenous de Mileage.

MS3 with K9s

MS3 with K9s

Neck and neck with the competition.

Have I got a redline for you.

Traffic bites.

Going for the competition's jugulars.

Edward Edition.

- For the undead on the go.

- You should see what's under the hood.

- My other car is a FrankenMiata

The STI says you suck!

Runs on Blood

Feed me some Ghoul-Aid

Pulls .89G of scary

The MPV called and asked for its ugly back.

It's Vlad to see you!

An Anne Ricer

Bumper sticker: "My Car Ate Your Honor Student"

See what happens when you mod using tools from the Devil's Workshop.

The thing is damned Faust!

Zoom Zoom, Bite Bite, Yada Yada.

The Stig's personal car

Crooked Teeth

Takes styling cues from the Flex

"Buckle up Bonehead. 'Cause you're goin' for a ride!" (Can you name the movie?)

"I'll swallow your soul!" (Same movie. Look out dougtheeng!)

"The 'Z' word. Don't say it." (Different movie)

"Hi, I'm Chucky, wanna play?"

"Be afraid... Be very afraid."

Drive like Hell!

One Ghoul Ride!

Blaaahd!

Vhat's that on your grille, WRX?

I eat boy-racers for lunch!