2009 Ford Flex: You Write the Caption

This can't be right, go ask them for directions.

Yeah, hi, can I just use your toilet without buying anything?

Is there another menu that's not all rotting fish?

The Ford FLEX can handle a flock of Seagulls minus the droppings

The Ford Flex can sit a flock of seagulls but leave the droppings behind

Dan drives the Flex to visit Buoys & Gulls Town.

"Never let yourself be gulled into a false sense of security."

"The Flex gulls butt!"

"Haulin’ gull is never dull at all, it’s a ball ya’ll!”

"The Flex just gulls me!"

"Things in Gull Town take a tern for the hearse."

"See hearse and seagulls."

"The Flex gets a 21 gull salute."

Are you sure that treasure map shows a village of SKULLS at the water's edge?

Everyone relax, Timmy reach for that loaf of bread in the fridge real slow.

"The Fjord Flex"

Wish you had that white roof now, don't ya?

"Just another gullible tourist."

Lock the doors, honey. This looks like a rough neighborhood.

One day, you're feeding them bread crumbs. Pretty soon, you're building them their own neighborhood.

Let's get the flock out of here.

Great, another tourist trap.....with lots of crap.

Talented gull leaves truck shaped deposit on roof of Flex.

Ford Flex...Roomy Enough to Hold Your Whole Town!

So begins another chapter of the gull wars.

Flock this! I just washed this car!

After this the Flex had a white roof instead.

@rick8365, good eye.

Hey, let's take our new black Flex to see that seagull colony.....BAD IDEA!!

Well Honey, the nav does say to turn right....

Dan's Oregon trip included a stop at the set of Little People, Big World.

"Dan picks up a dozen bay gulls for the office."

Ford Flex: ideal vehicle to attract gulls.

"Back for more, eh? Get 'im, boys!"

"Ford Flex is a sucker for fowl play."

"The Ford Flex in Gull-iver's Travels."

"Thus far the Ford Flex was winning the staring contest."

"I TOLD you this marketing scheme was bird-brained!"

"Ford boldly tries to capture the emerging gull market."

"Time to test out this bird-repelling paint..."

"You completely misunderstood me when I said we wanted to pick up 'flappers'."

"With 7-passenger seating, there's room for the whole flock."

"Fowl flighty flocks flock to the funky-fresh Ford Flex."

"Yeah, my owner sent me to the birdhouse for lacking an adjustable steering wheel. Why're you here?"

"Looks so good it hearse, drives so well it's almost fowl."

"FORD: Found on Road Dunged"

"Stick to yer own kind. Y'know, birds of a feather."

"You call it a car. We call it practice."

"The judges of the eco-friendliness of Ford's new EcoBoost find themselves in a fowl mood."

Though the town appeared very small and seemed rather idyllic..... one look at the townsfolk and our intrepid travelers knew there was a storm gathering on the horizon.

This Flex really is big....but then again, so are those birds!!

"Guano go for a ride?"

@ergsum - thanks

@ ergsum and eidolways - on fire as usual, good stuff.

Ford is very gullish on the Flex with the Eco-roost option.

"Guano go for a ride little gull?" (Too creepy?)

@ ergsum and eidolways--Dang!

"With Flex specs you seagulls."

"Our Flex was loaded to the gulls."

Flexzilla vs. MegaGull

While filming the neo-High Plains Drifter, they painted the town white instead of red.

Flex vs. Gulls: The Rematch

What is it with Fords attracting Gulls?

Hitchcock never saw the Flex saving the Lilliputians.

With gullwing doors it'd be perfect.

One Flex over the Cuckoos nest

"The Flex and the Feathered"

"The Seagull Rally"

Nsync meets Flock of seagulls

This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted a big car to pick up chicks.

Ford, flex appeal for attracting chicks.

Ford, flex appeal for attracting chicks.

Ford provides Flex appeal for picking up chicks.

Housing shortage, or short houses?

The steering is light as a feather

Sync, how did we get here? A little birdie told me.

I told Sync I wanted to find a small B&B but this is ridiculous.

"Hi, I'm here to pick up Melanie Daniels"

Ford Flex....more people space than some houses.

Ford Flexigull....more people space than some houses.

Ford Flex.... it gives you wings.

You just drove over it. So tell us, is it really like a bridge over troubled waters?

"Flex Throng-Tern Roadtest"

Flex is number one in the pecking order.

"The Flex has Gull Positioning Sytem with tern-by-tern navigation"

Look at me, look at me, I'm wearing a stupid hat that looks like a pick up truck.

Their feathers get ruffled everytime I play Counting Crows

Ford Flex Dr. Doolittle Edition

Sync play "The Byrds"; "Tern! Tern! Tern!"

Rollin' with the Homings

--He's back! What a bird-brain...

--He's got some gull, coming back here

--And I ran, I ran so far away

--Couldn't get away...

--Hey guys, the aircraft carrier is back, time to go wreak some havoc inland.

--Flock you, buddy!

--Today, the Flex. Tomorrow, the world!

--We've lured him back! I told you Sync was gullible.

Presenting the quick, dirty, aftermarket way to attain a white roof for your Flex.

.....want to get away?

Uhhh... and I ran so far away?

"If a seagull flew over the bay instead of the sea, would they be called bagels?"

"Flex of gulls"

"11 of 12 gulls approve of the Flex"

And because I must...

"Seafood! Om nom nom"

-S*** happens.

-"Oh, no... there's droppings on my CAW! CAW! CAW!"

-"When the Ford salesman said it could hold a village, I thought he was just being sarcastic.

-"Ahh! The Stig isn't here, either! Where the heck is he?!"

"So, you drive north for the winter?"

The Ford Flex for civilized folks, erm flocks.

The Ford Flex for civilized folks, erm flocks?

"Nice Flex appeal..."

"Flex- The Ultimate City Safety Feature"

"HEY VOLVO! CAN YOUR CITY SAFETY FEATURE DO THIS?!"

"Ford Flex, a gullty pleasure"

Flex's fuel efficiency = smaller bills.

10,000 miles and a clean bill of health.

Good thing they didn't try to pidgeon hole us.

If you think the Flex looks big on the outside, wait 'til you see the inside.

Yeah, that'll fit.

"Look Ma I'm FLEXing my wings"

"Mine! Mine! Mine, Mine! Mine!"

Here's a bit of new k-nowledge that should help my fellow captioners: Those are, in fact, "cat houses" for the strays known locally as the Jetty Cats. You may proceed.

^^ funny ^^ thanks for the clarification!

When we're done with the roof it will look worse than this new web design!

Who knew HBO filed that series here

The alpha gull was heard calling "dibs" on the black Flex.

So, I guess I'm not ringing the bell today :(
--Donna

Hey guys, it has leather! (Spoken by the bird perched on the roof just left of center.)

Re-billing Station

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The gulls are flocking at under 100 captions

Full House

FLEXing Seagulls

Oregon!?

Hauls crap inside and out

SAW VI trailer

SAW VI preview

Looking for the Balloon Boy

Next time I'm buying GM