2008 Smart Fortwo Passion Coupe: You Write the Caption

This creepy guy's been following me all the way from the playground

Which is shaped more like a real car?

2 stars of the up-coming film VINnocchio

Fuzzy paint costs extra

Fortwo and younger

Congratulations, it’s a car!

Kickin’ it preschool style!

smart Fornobody

When I grow up I want to be a real car! What about you kid?

Son, it's time you knew. Your father was a clown car.

The new Smart Fortwofifths.

Smart Fortwo Plush Coupe

Both now available at Toys“R”Us

Come on lucky seven, baby needs a new set of tires!

From small things...."big" things one day come.

SmartForTwo's latest offering of what defines "diminutive".

Weary of the moniker...SmartForTwo cites its example of "diminutive".

I blame the parent company.

I heard she had it out of gridlock!

A chip off the the old engine block!

With an apparent emphasis on passion....

Parks small, but casts a big shadow.

A chip off the old engine block!

LAST CHANCE!!!!!!! TO CAPTION THE PICTURE OF MY "LONG TERM" CAR. THERE WILL BE A WINNER!!

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The Smart forgot to use protection

Twins!

"Leave it there, I'm gonna ticket it."

The Carmax Ghost

Yum! I'm going to eat you!!!

It's huge!

Smart: If you played with toy cars when you were a kid, boy are you going to love this thing.

Smart: "This car is held hostage until Donna puts up the ransom of posting her favorite caption @ 4:00p.m. Santa Monica time."

"But Officer, how do you know he didn't steal my spot?"

Passion Coupe dwarfs its competition.

Passion Coupe dwarfs its competition, who knew?

I am missing one of my custom, matching fuzzy dice, anyone?

You're mine, punk!

Which would you rather be in during a crash?

One of these will provide hours of fun for it's owner

Ve hav unstufft ze auto.

The Smart ForTwo during the NHTSA/IIHS frontal impact test, a split second before contact.

Drop this capsule in a glass of water, and watch it exapnd right before your eyes!

AAHHH!!!!! I lost my tridion safety cell.

Dark Helmet: Your Schmartz is NOT as big as mine, AHA!

Hydrogen cars emit droplets, Smart's emit smartlets.

ForTwo top speed: 80mph (The Stig)
ForTwo plush toy top speed: 95mph (Johan Santana)

ForTwo's daily affirmation: At least I'm not the smallest thing on the road.

Tow Rating: 3500lbs

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Weapons of mass cuteness

Smart Says: "Who's the tough guy now?! Wait! Is that a Hummer? Hide me!"

Smart For Two gives birth, redefines 'small car'.

Nintendo does cars.

Standing next to this guy makes me look tall!

Now I know why those big bad trucks want to squash me!

Dr. Smart feels threatened by Mini Me.

At least I didn't end up like the Jeep Commander.

Now which one is the prototype?

'Ve hav unstufft ze auto' LMAO!!

Be good and daddy will take you to get your windows tinted.

Smart uses the same engine for both models

"Aw, it's so cute! And look, a plushie!"

"The Smart Car's retort when accused of being 'nothing but fluff'."

"Eats smaller, slower cars for breakfast! In other words, it goes hungry 'cept for this."

"Squeezie! I found yoooou!"

"Hey! Stop looking cute! That's MY job!"

"Ahhh, a Brobdingnagian!"

"The Smart finally gets to feel menacing."

"Bet I can run the quarter-mile faster than you can."

"For those who really love their Smart, a free dealer accessory."

"Yes, it has a plush interior. Oh, you meant the Smart..."

Smart Fortwo Plush One = Warm Fuzzies

The Smart, seen here with an early design study...

Thank goodness, no more strangers wanting to touch my hatch!

I'll see your fuzzy dice, and raise you!

Aww, it's so cute! It's making me plush!

They always seem to leave the garage too soon.

No one knew the Smart had an inner Godzilla.

Finally, the Smart can take revenge!

This car has it's own action figure!

LAST CHANCE!!!!!!! TO CAPTION THE PICTURE OF MY "LONG TERM" CAR. THERE WILL BE A WINNER!!

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The designers look to Fisher-Price for design inspiration. This is the result.

They say, once you have kids, it's all downhill from there.

Batteries not included.

"Daddy Car Care"

"Look Who's Driving"

"Honey I Shrunk the Car

Phew! I think someone needs an oil change!

Baby: the other, other white meat.

GET IN MY BELLY.

Objects in the rearview mirror are smaller than they appear.

Do you think it's Smart to downsize?

@altimadude00

I'm guessing it cautioning drivers that seniors are crossing, but it could have a double meaning like the "Slow
Children"
signs. Does it mean drive slow their are children or their are children that are slow.

Come on in, I have a CVT

See, I told you water made them shrink.

Drink your gasoline, those cars in China would be happy to have some fuel to drink!

Dos Coches?! Aye Carumba!

Padded dashes ok, but this is not Smart.

At least the Smart wasn't as desperate as the Tata Nano.

http://carlhutzler.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/tatas.jpg

Be careful or you'll put your headlight out.

What if everyone drove off a cliff? Would you do it, too?

WTF!! I'm at Glendale Kia!!!!

A new way of double parking

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I've got headlights in the back of my head, that's how.

He's never been the same since he went to that shrink.

Remember to look both ways before driving down the street.

Silly rabbit, Fortwo's not for kids!

"Get out of my way SHRIMP!" - Finally the Smart driver gets a chance to say that.

This month's cover of "Car and Diapers"

Mini Me

"Mini-me, you complete me."

Careful, though domesticated, the mother Smart can be very aggressive when protecting her young.

The government’s new Cash-4-Cuties program.

"So, little fella, I'm curious. Is everything in proportion?"

If you buy this stuff toy and soak it in water, it turns to a Smart car later.

"Mini me, Tiny you"

"The Smart's competitor, the Good-Idea Car."

"Looks better? Yeah. I think the shifts are smoother, too."

"You can buy a toy, or you can just buy a toy."

"The Smart is caught dreaming."

"Objects in the Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer than They Are"

"What is that. It looks just like an enormous... "

"I look HUGE (or fat) in this picture."

"Ya wanna go chase some cats, Spike? Do ya, do ya, huh, do yah?"

*SMACK*

"Nah..."

"Finally, someone I can pick on."

I can't seem to pass this guy...

"Ammmaa gonna eatchoo!"

"I also heard when you get to level 32 you evolve into something actually useable!"

"The smart money's on the former."

No more "But its the easiest car in the fleet to park!" excuses.

Finally! I'm not the smallest one in the locker room!

Om Nom Nom!

New Growing Car, just add water and it expands to 2000% it original size.

No, that yellow bumper doesn't make you look all grownup.

ERGUSM YOU WIN MY CAPTION CONTEST!!!

My Favorite one was the "I wish I had a Geriatric Positioning System".

*********The website I created has been deleted by me due to lack of users and my lack my own YWTC pictures. Good job to Ergusm and Donna for their captions. Altimadude00, thanks for visiting the site and leaving a comment. If anyone wanted to see my YWTC picture, leave a comment on any Inside Line LT blog post and I'll put the website back up with the picture.

I shall call you mini me.

Nice one, myotherleg!

Cheap and Ugly

The Slow and the Staionary

The Slow and the Stationary

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Is the little Smart really Cheap and Ugly? What else can you say about a car at $11,990 P.O.E. The little Smart, WOW!

Because it is cheap and ugly the little Smart goes a LOOOOONG way to make you happy.

MUST WATCH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLPp-NFInXw&feature=PlayList&p=59B6125538430551&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=43

For those of you who don't understand my cheap and ugly captions, I was bringing back the old Subaru 360 ads. WATCH THE YOUTUBE VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smart: Get In Ma Belly!!

Don't you dare roll away from me!

@subaru123: I agree, the Geriatric Positioning System was definitely the best. -- Donna