2009 Volkswagen Jetta TDI: You Write the Caption

Next, Bill Clinton negotiated the release of a VW that wandered through the wrong desert.

Jetta TDI.....Tested Tough.

VW elevates its hot weather testing program.

Military and non military spec Jettas pictured.

Jetta TDI Military Edition - prior to up-armoring.

From small things, big things one day come.

Hi, I’m looking for my cousin "Beetle" Bailey.

When the order came to "Bug Out", the TDI was offended and confused!

^ funny ^

Jetta asks: "What does 'bogey' mean"?

HummVW

HUMMVDub

Military budget cuts, gone awry.

Hare ist Ron Bloom's addrezz, do not failz.

Ya know, if u sip diesel like me, war's over, but no, so we are making gas stops.

What kind of driving? ARRRMY DRIVING, SIR!

I love the smell of diesel in the morning!

Follow me to Warsaw!

HUMMVee meets VeeW

If the Germans had beat us in the war ...

The Jetta's getting a Hummer!

Jettisoned Jetta

It's what the military people want.

Volkswagen gets serious about secret desert testing.

Military trades Hummers for Jettas in CARS program.

Full Diesel Jacket

Drop and give me 40 MPG!

The Germans showing the Americans that diesel can be great in a car too!

Targetshooten vs. Farfegnugen

Tired of spy photography in the mojave, VW's PR department hires some help....

"Now tell me again that I look like a Corolla....."

ich bin eine Amerikkaner!

Tony Stark downgrades his ride due to the economic crisis.

"No, no I said it SOUNDS like a tank"

2009 Jetta TDI: Surprisingly, with the same amount of armour as most military vehicles in Iraq.

The Jetta TDI: It's explosive.

CAPTION THIS!!!!!!!!

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*YOU NEED TO COPY AND PASTE THIS LINK INTO YOUR WEB BROWSER AND IF A LIST OF OPTIONS POPS UP CLICK ON THE LINK ENDING IN "HTM". IF THE LINK WORKS AND ENOUGH PEOPLE LEAVE A CAPTION STARTING WITH "@SUBARU123" I'LL POST A WINNER ON DONNA'S WINNER POST. THE PICTURE IS FROM MY TRIP TO BOSTON.

Thank You Sir May I Drive Another?

2009 Jetta TDI: Safe happens.

Hey what does your Humvee sound like?

BREAKING: Jettas now supporting US troops in the Golf war

Lease the new Jetta TDI for $149 a month during the Summer to "Love?" Event.

Less than 700 miles, sure I can keep up.

Bulletproof reliability

Just because it doesn't have spark plugs doesn't mean it can't still provide shock and awe.

Rommel, you mileage bastard!

At least my engine doesn't sound like: hhhhhhhhhhh

Going green is only an illusion. Diesel: The way of the future

TDI, Camouflage "Green"

TDI, Camouflaged "Green"

Another German tourist visits Death Valley.

Vitch Vay to Albuquerque?

The Army handbook now clearly states that reservists can not bring their personal vehicles to the war games.

Questions arise regarding the logic of the latest IL comparo.

Readers question the logic of latest IL comparo.

You call this air support? I ask for a jet and they send me a Jetta.

THIS IS MY JETTA. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.

VW, along with Mitsubishi and Fiat, on the Axle of Evil Comedy Tour.

Screwed it up. Let's try again:

"I knew ve should have made und left turn at Albuquerque."

Das Entourage

BLITZKRIEG!

You call this Lightning Warfare! Where's the SVT F150?

Sir, all he'll tell us is his name, rank and VIN number!

Volkswagen's new roadside bomb assistance program.

Das Diesel Convention

AAA in Afghanistan

Another dangerous roadside TDI!

We came, we saw, we conked out

The new Metrosexual Miltary.

“Dr. Rangelove or: How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Diesel”

VW's Desert Fox edition

“Dr. Rangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Diesel”

G.I.Joe: The extra mile

G.I.Joe: The extra mile

VW Jetta TDI. Boom Boom.

VW gets advice on building a panzervolkswagen

US army tests new cloaking device for Humvee

Diesel: One fuel for Off Road and In Town

The general just got his new staff car.

US army researches way to get 20mpg out of a Hummer with help from VW.

--65 years later, round 2 goes to the Germans

--I get 40 MPG, and you get sold to the Chinese. Who's hummin' now buddy?

--Vee(dub) is for Victory!

--The Jetta's fuel economy turns the Hummers green with envy

--You guys have the paint job, but we all know who's really the greenest here.

--Hey guys, how does it feel to have escaped cash-for-clunkers?

Damn, I think ergsum's got this one covered again, lock, stock and barrel of diesel.

WWII IN 2009

THE MODERN CONCENTRATION CAMP, THOSE HUMMERS ARE JEWISH.

GERMANY INVADED AREA 51

GERMANY INVADED ISRAEL

On second thought, maybe the VW isn't the best car to take when seeing Inglorious Basterds...

G.I. Jörg

GM's pitch for "Inglorious Bastards"

I think if you're going to make a Germany-Nazi reference it should be in good taste or at least witty.

"Bullitt"

"The French Invasion Connection"

TDI technology, Patton pending.

"Got diesel?"

Men, this is the only time driving a jetta will get you close to a hummer.

@dougtheeng, you mean like "Mile Hitler!"?

U.S. Army Tracks Down Desert Fox ... er, Jetta.

Aw man! I told you not to turn there.

Charge of the Light Sweet Crude brigade.

Jetta Coyote Edition: 600+ mile range and a trunk big enough to fit a few of your closest friends... just be careful where you cross the border

"What kind of driving? ARRRMY DRIVING, SIR!"

Classic!

Boosted Battalion
The army goes green
Eco-Humvee

That loud rattling sound ain't the engine. Fool.

Farfig-GET SOME!

What's a nice frau like you doing in this neck of the, er... desert

That loud rattling sound ain't the engine. Fool.

Farfig-GET SOME!

What's a nice frau like you doing in this neck of the, er... desert

"The Great EPA"

"The Fuel Savings of Private Ryan"

IIHS Top Safety Pick They think so?

@subaru123, you never let me know if you liked any of the Veracruz captions from last week.

Rommel.....out gunned, again!

Private Benjamin must have reenlisted.

Buffy always had a thing for men in uniform.

A rose between two thorns.

Das boot camp.

Honey, I didn't mean that kind of hummer.

Think small.

Under the Bush Administration

Let's go get that oil!

“Mora! Mora! Mora Miles!”

“Where Eagles Drive”

“The Longest Drive”

What now Prius What NOW!!

The Germans idea of a diesel army vehicle.

@ergusm
Sorry for never letting you know but all of them were great. My favorite was "Veracruz, the 401k Edition".

@subaru123: yeh, too bad it's so true right now!

@ALL CAPTION WRITERS
Because my link didn't work earlier, I created a website with the picture and put a comments section under it. Feel free to caption the picture and I will post a winner!!

http://youwritethecaption.webs.com/

There are instructions on the homepage on how to get to the picture and how to leave a comment.

DIEsel to be in the army

"Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

"Diesel - What is it good for? - Absolutely a Now thing!"

"Give Diesel a Chance!"

"Make Diesels, Not War!"

WMD: Weapon of Mass Distances

"The few, the proud, the Germans"
" Yes, my diesel is substantially bigger than yours. Thanks for noticing!"
" 3 Years of scheduled maintenance and .50 cal weapons training at no extra charge!"

Look at me now. Invading Iraq was a mistake.

Operation DIESEL Storm

Out here son, no one can here you rattle.

US Military: Now with more gay.

Diesels Wanted. Spark Plugs Not Needed.

Torque All That You Can Torque

Gasoline is for wusses

"Diesel of One"

"Diesel Strong"

"Diesel em All!"

Field of Greens

Vin's new diesel in Pahrump Drift

Be an Oil Burner, Not an Oil Waster

I think we're going to need more Armor All®!

Dorothy, you are not in Wolfsburg anymore.

So, anyone feel like making a road trip to Poland?