2009 Ford Flex: You Write the Caption

When comes to making cuts, Ford tops Paul Bunyan!

Have you met Mr. Bunyan, the new Head of Ford's HR Dept.

Blue Ox, meet black box.

This photo is rated XXX for Axe, Ox, Flex

The Big Blue Oval meets the big blue balls!

(check the photo)

Babe hasn't had Flex in so long that his b*lls are blue!

Two horns are better than one

Paul says that Babe prefers a Taurus.

Ax & Bunyan STEERing

or

Rack & Bunyan STEERing

Rack & Bunyan STEERing

or

Ax & Bunyan STEERing

"Still not enough interior space!"

"I'm not dead yet!"

"What is that, a roller skate?"

Mr. Bunyan was hired to fix the Flex's 'fake wood' interior.

Unbeknownst to most, the Flex is actually an enthusiastic political activist. Teabagger, if you must know.

Paul Bunyan, his blue ox Babe, and his apocryphal Matchbox Car.

To show its brawn, the Flex will soon be fitted with the ultimate set of "truck nutz".

Babe is thankful for sunroof gap.

Oops -

Babe is thankful for the sunroof gap.

See....I told you the Flex isn't that big!

"What's that Babe? ooohhh yes, I'ma chop out that fake wood instrument cluster right now"

Say Babe.....ain't this kinda like the boy named Sue?

Speaking of Flex....who knew Babe was a hermaphrodite?

Due to his sciatica issues, Paul says "I won't drive it until it's fitted with my dead pedal".

Ford quality, not just another Tall Tale?

Ford Flex, now with both Bluetooth and Blueball!

Paul decided to switch from flannel shirts to OxFords.

BABE! You need to stop stepping on the remotes to my RC cars, they're starting to get in the way!

Much to Paul's surprise, Babe was cowed by the Flex.

Flex-a-bull

LumberJack, just like LoJack, but with that fresh pine scent!

When axed, Paul raised his right hand and swore he did not shoot that arrow in the parking lot.

Babe and Paul, were stumped by the Flex.

Flex; not your typical lumbering SUV

When he saw the leather seats, Babe was shocked by the realization - cow hide is not a game.

Go fetch my other slipper.

Sync, play Monty Python "Lumberjack Song"

The Flex was Dan's Clear-Cut choice for the trip!

Mr. Bunyan dragged in his old grass guzzler and got a great deal on a new Flex at Courtesy Ford!

The Flex: Choice of Legends

or The Flex: Choice of Myths

not sure which one Paul is.

Also inspired by ergsum

Sync, play Monty Python "RUN AWAY!"

and lastly Flex compares towing power with Babe.

The Flex goes hood ornament shopping.

Estimated scale size of the next-generation Taurus.

Paul and Babe got 'em and the Flex needs 'em....Ecoboost coming soon.

Ford Flex, "Adventures with Blogs and Logs"

The Flex: Hoping to avoid Ford's Ax

Unlike the Focus, the Flex gets to deal with nicer smelling logs!

In the Flex, Dan logged more miles than Paul and Babe.

Cows for Clunkers; Ox for Keepers

The Edmunds' family vacation in land of the giants

We looked up the definition of Flex in the OxFord Dictionary.

Dan asks for directions to the Deer Lick car wash.

Okay kids, whatever you do, don't ask Babe if he wants to Wii!

Wii and logs?! The potty humor Ford curse!

"You did NOT just park in Bunyan's spot."

They are coming out of the woods for cash for clunkers.

"They are coming out of the woods for cash for clunkers." < nice!

He must be into classic cars. He keeps trying to show us his Woody!

Got 'em, got 'em, needs 'em.....Ecoboost coming soon.

"Paul and Babe got 'em and the Flex needs 'em....Ecoboost coming soon."

That one gets my vote!

Drive softly and carry a big stick.

Junkmaster Flex

Stop right there. Mess with the Flex, you get the horns.

or

Ford Flex "BB" Edition

Ford Flex Woodstock Edition featuring
LSD (limited slip differential)

Ford Flex Woodstock Edition with LSD

Trunk Masters Flex

The Flex: The Bull stops here.

Roy Scheider: "We're gonna need a bigger car..."

No surpise, Paul Bunyan still prefered the Forester over the Flex.

"I swear on a stack of bibles that I love the Flex and that ain't no bull"

Flex - can carry big loads of Bull$h1t.

Flex - if you drive one, you have bigger 'nads than Paul Bunyan, but not his bull.

Flex - for when you need to give your bull a ride to the slaughterhouse.

blue bell meet blue oval

blue bell meet blue oval

"Yes! Babe, the flapjacks have arrived!"

"A real kick-ox ride, no matter who you axe."

"I think it comes in peace, Babe."

"And I thought I was a lumbering giant..."

"Finally, Ford found a customer that doesn't think the front seats are too wide."

"Drive faster. I think I hear mooing..."

"Ford decided to make a gesture of friendliness to two well-known eco-terrorists." (Let's face it, that's what Bunyan would be called today!)

Mr. Bunyan, I have your clothing order from Vegas in the Flex.

Says the man with the ax and bovine,
"The Flex is pimpin' and lookin' fine!"

Dan debates getting a custom "chop top" done on the Flex.

" "And I thought I was a lumbering giant..." "

^ clever ^

"Hi there, Flex! Welcome to the Trees of Mystery!"

Why Babe, Why Now

Ford Flex, a Mini for Giants.

Why Ford?, Why Now? It's smaller than new Smart and has 7 passenger seating!

Why Ford?, Why Now? It's smaller than the Smart and has 7 passenger seating!

*ADD AN EDIT BUTTON PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally Ford is no longer the biggest threat to the environment.

Donna I like how you put 4:00ish Santa Monica time this week.

Dan did the KlaMATH, and the Flex ended in the Red(wood).

F the Bunyan. Marry the Flex. Kill the ox. (Mmm, big blue steak).

Dan and family spent the night at the adjacent Trees Motel and slept like logs!

What does the C4C manual say I have to do to this trade?

Does Babe qualify for $3500 or $4500?

Flex appeal wins every time