2009 Nissan GT-R: You Write the Caption

It comes standard with a dual cluck!

-Foghorn Leghorn edition

-Ain't no yellow belly chicken

-Look at the chicken's nice white egg

Delivering chickens versus picking up chicks.

It's got something to crow about.

GT-R, top of the pecking order.

The Skyline is falling! The Skyline is falling!

Why did the GT-R cross the road?

GT-R, it'll scramble your eggs!

Guess which one has to much wing.

One is just a little bit different.

KF-C vs GT-R

Finger Lickin' Good

This month's cover of "Motor Hen"

GT-R, it's going to cost you a lot of scratch.

It's got cock-a-doodle-go!

Chicken Fryer vs Chicane Flyer!

Takeout Rooster vs Takeoff Booster!

Egg Beater

This month's cover of "Road and Chicken Shack"

Dude, combine some of those! *shakesfist!, then cracks knuckles*

Here we go, another week. Some of those are pretty good. We shall see if we can dethrone you again.

"Not just chicks that dig it."

"What's the matter? Ya chicken?"

"Really, it's just a drag race."

"I know I said eat crow, but really..."

"Makes others cars chicken"

"Shake and Bake, and the GT-R helped!"

"But I've got a Henny!"

"Beats the Hen-nessey competition."

"My pecker's bigger"

"A cut above the rest"

"A leg up over the competition"

"Drumstick roll, please..."

"Tyson's Cluck-Out"

"I'm going to 'take you out'"

"Take-out the competition"

"Special delivery!"

Chicken Little meets The Ugly Duckling

@eidolways, I like the two "hen" ones

Someone found a little known loophole in the government 'Cash for Cluckers' program.

@eidolways, too bad it isn't a Taurus instead of the GT-R, then we would have a real "cock and bull story"

@lowmilelude, good one

Wanting to maintain a low profile, Colonel Sanders decided to swap his old classic for something that drew less attention.

You should see what they drive at the “Rocky Mountain Oyster Shack.”

Roof Monument > Hood Ornament

I’ll take a McCutlass Supreme, with extra pickles.

Have you ever seen “The Fly?”

Chicks dig my car.

It's one thing to compensate for 'shortcomings', but it's an entirely different matter to drive around town in a giant cock.

What the Pluck?!

Where the Chicken meets the Coupe

One will get you laid!

GT-R: "I'm a chicken hawk. I'm after my first chicken."

Which came in first, the Chicken or the Egg?

"Boy I wish ergsum was here with me! He would know just want to say"

Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Dammit ergsum. I'm tired of this game. I'm going back to work.

Yolkswagen Poulet CC (Chicken Coupe)

Whats the matter Mcfly...chicken?

To one up the Porsche 911 turbo's whale-tail, Nissan has been seen recently testing the rooster-tail.

Some days you're the bird, some days you're the car.

Chicken Shack is considering a new delivery vehicle to match it's new slogan - delivery guaranteed in 30 seconds or it's free!

Godzilla vs Moth....er, Chicken-ra?

Care for a game of "Rushing Poulet"?

Edmunds staff consider solution to sunroof problem on long term Flex.

Nope, the GT-R still looks over-styled.

I think the 'cash for cluckers' one is the best. You can do so much with that phrase.

"The new GM - now with more [genetic] hybrids"

"Uh, Frtiz, this isn't I mean when I said GM needs more hybrids..."

gah, edit!!!!!!

"Uh, Frtiz, this isn't I meant when I said GM needs more hybrids..."

"No, Mr. Chicken, its a 4-door COUPE"

Standard downshift rev hatching

CHICKEN SOUPed up!

Chicken & Rice

That's not what I meant by a game of 'Chicken'

Why yes, it's a hyBIRD.

Alas, a car that bested the GT-R at a game of chicken.

Even Godzilla needs a snack now and then

Godzilla HUNGRY!

Oddly enough, the GT-R still has a bigger wing.

What are you afraid of?

Mmm...tastes like chicken!

Chicken meets beast.

Cluck. DUCK!

Henpecked.

Rooster mods add at least 10whp.

SHIFT_poultries

Wait a second, that's Oldham's screaming chicken?

Mother Hen and Speed

"Must -- Commit -- Harakiri... Chicken-san too ugly!"

-That car's one fast motherclucker

More of a chick car than a VW cabrio.

The Fast and the Spurious

When I get made at someone on the road I flip them the bird.

What's the difference between the yellow car and a GT-R?.... the yellow car has a cock on the outside.

that yellow car is just fowl.

Spied: aerodynamic test rig from the New GM.

The Avian Flew

A Redneck Cadillac Coop DeVille

Close Encounters of the Bird Kind

At first I thought it was just rust spots, but it turned out to be Chicken Pox.

Cock 'N' Awe

Alfred Hitchcock would drive one of these cars. For two reasons.

with the cutlass, it's guaranteed that the chick will give you some head and a piece of tail...

San Diego Chicken meets Godzilla

"Poultry in Motion"

Compared to the GT-R, the Chicken Car was a sitting duck!

"Driving Eggcitement!"

"Oh Cock"-James May

The GT-R is always ready to ruffle a few feathers!

---little known loophole in the government 'Cash for Cluckers' program ---

Gets my vote

Hey look, isn't that Tommy Lee's car?

@ergsum
if not his, then Foghorn Leghorn's.

"I say, I say, you wanna race?"

So how is this for cockiness?

Cutlass? I'm sorry, I thought that was corn. Buck buck Bawk!

If you think that's impressive, you should see the size of his McNuggets!

"Someone lost the drag race."

"Unfortunately for the chicken, Godzilla is a carnivore."

"When you told me your car was an animal, I was expecting a Mustang or a Cougar. Not this."

From chicken-mobile owners manual: DO NOT attempt to choke the chicken delivery vehicle on cold start-- this chicken delivery vehicle has been equipped with an electronic fuel injection system.

"Insert double entendre here."

"It looks like the the carbeurator ain't working. Here, let me help you choke your chicken..."

Can you fry mine in 5W-30, I'm on a low carburetor diet.

"This car runs on vegetable oil."

"Sunny side up versus land of the rising sun."

Breaded Chicken Cutlass

Tastes Like Chicken

Ain't no thang but a chicken wing

There's a joke in here somewhere.

"I peck"

Chick magnet.

Cluck cluck, goose it!

What came first, the chickenmobile or the egg white GT-R?

You guys are a bunch of Comedihens! Thank God it's Fry-day!

What comes out of THAT bird's tailpipe?

Man, he's too chicken to race.

Call me paranoid if you want, but I know that arrow in the parking lot was meant for me.

Oldsmobile designs were half cocked, just before GM pulled the plug.

@mnorm1, Shish Tawook, yum.

Does it come with the Avian performance package?

The Big Wing Edition

Which Wing is Bigger?

Where Nissan gets their inspiration from

That chicken definitely launched from Bavarian Mortar Works

Oldsmobile Cutlass: Rump Shaker Wing Edition

Chicken over White Rice

I have a sore throat, fever and .... hey you're not a vette

Launch Control vs Lunch Patrol