2009 BMW M3 Sedan: You Write the Caption

M3: Only legal in Tennessee

M80's have nothing on that V8

Tonight's show provided by 'M' productions.

It's da bomb!

It's got that Boom Boom Pow

I'll take one! But can I have the free one in red?

Just as much fun, and you keep all your fingers!

The fireworks safety Nazis shrunk my G8 GT!

M3, pyrotechnics for the open road.

M3, it takes the "cake"!

M3, no "duds" guaranteed!

Roman Candles vs. Bavarian Rocket

M3, when the drive home is the "Grand Finale"!

Fireworks owner Bubba "Two Fingers" would give it a thumbs up, if he could!

BooM(3), BooM(3), POW!!

M3, light the fuse!

"Smokey and the Bavarian"

Fireworks! Feuerwerk!

(M)3-nitrotoluene.

M3NT, it's dynamite!

The BMW M3 has "dyno"-might!

BFW, Bavarian Fire Werks.

Objects in the mirror more explosive then they appear.

Observe Local Laws!

BMW opens its new, smaller 'recession proof' showroom.

We take the M3 to be DYNOmite tested.

M3 blog are so few than the GTR!! come on wake up and write more reviews about the M3!

Fireworks? I got ya fireworks!

I know this does not relate to the M3, but...

"FOCUS! Don’t lose your EDGE. We can’t afFORD to waste time. Quick, light the FUSION the explosives and make a hasty ESCAPE. KA boom!"

Wernher von Braun approved!

SAFETY WARNING: ONLY USE UNDER ADULT SUPERVISION! PLACE ON GROUND, LIGHT FUSE, GET AWAY!

Someone needs to stop this ergsum guy. :P Come on, troops! Marshall your courage! We can do this! *plays a fight song from some random Alma Mater*

"Consolation. So when the M3 breaks, we'll still have something fiery that works."

"Bavarian Mortar Works"

"No smoking? Snap, I wanted to do a burnout!"

"A firework that burns out can be very, very good."

Dammit ergsum, stop it! This not fair.

"The M3 contemplates another rival for its excitement."

The last time you'll see an M3 under a "Buy one, get one free" sign

Fireworks scare your dog? Just wait 'till he hears the motor growl.

"Today we took our M3 in to get the launch control reprogrammed."

"Hi, we need a replacement fuse..."

Warning: to hot to handle!

Buy 1 M3, get a X6 for FREE!

"Nürburg Dynamite"

Putting small business owners out of business around the country.

The 'Big Box' solution to entertainment.

Entertaining crowds since 1986.

GM goes bust; forced to close fireworks franchises as well.

More bang for your buck.

"Das Boom"

Get your pocket rockets here!

Will it really blow the doors off?

No question about it, that arrow in the parking lot took off from here.

The Marshall Plan forced the Germans to hide their explosives in modest looking sedans

@mnorm1, "No question.." a real coffee snorter!

Bada bing, bada BOOM!

"If you've ever scorched the interior of your BMW playing with fireworks, you might be a redneck."

Wiz Bang Motors

Blew My Wad

S65 (engine) = TNT

BMW joins Nascar in the Firecracker 400

and you thought those cheesy fireworks made you scream...

For an explosive good time, take M3

Pick Your Poison

Joe Dirt's new M3

We decided to "fix" the iDrive with a couple of M80s.

Duds

What do you mean you're closed??? I always get the best deals on the 5th of July.

IL stocks up to perform their fav stunts from the Jackass movie.

We uh had a little mishap... will BMW replace burnt trunk upholstery under the no charge maintenance plan?

It's all fun and games until someone gets their shifting hand blown off.

The perfect combination: fireworks and ///M-werks

The M3: Its Dyn-o-mite

"You can keep your pop rocks, I'll take the M car."

"Nothing says America like a V8 roasting the tires of a German sedan???"

now featuring the all new black cat exhaust system

The M3 caught buying “automotive enhancement” after being made to feel inadequate by the GT-R.

When handled properly, controlled explosions are a beautiful thing!

the new Q-branch M3.

BMW M: It's a BLAST to drive!

BMW M: Explosively good!

The New M3: Its BOOMtastic!

The BMW M3: The most BANG for your buck. Anywhere.

whoops, mean't to put "new" in there. Here it is corrected:

The New BMW M3: The most BANG for your buck. Anywhere.

Darwin Awards contender parks new BMW M3 next to closed fireworks stand, breaks in using acetylene torch.

"Get your mortar running, head out on the highway..."

Gives new meaning to "Bang & Olufsen" stereo

Cover of this month's "Mortar Trend"

Please consult your attorney before purchase, as you will likely be arrested upon use.

How's this for a caption: It's no wonder ergsum always dominates this thing, he's got 30% OF THE POSTS!

2009 M3 Sedan: More Bang for your Buck

How's this for a caption: It's no wonder ergsum always dominates this thing, he's got 30% OF THE POSTS!

BMW begins development of external-combustion engine: aural and visual satisfaction guaranteed.

How do you say "thrust" in German?

Who needs turbos when you can strap on some solid fuel boosters!

BMW: Putting the 'M' in "Really, officer, I had no idea that my neighbor's cat wouldn't appreciate the M-80 in his litterbox..."

The Bond-Edition M3 returns for reloading.

Inside Liner's famous last words, "I saw this in a cartoon once but I'm pretty sure I can do it."

"To beat an Infiniti and beyond!"

M3 meet M80.

American spirit meets German artillery.

"Working to cancel out an Mplosion."

Blown up or blown away, your choice!

Who needs M80s when you have an M3?

"Bob's quest for an octane boost led him to an unlikely source."

"On second thought, Bob decided to go with a proper ECU reflash."

To Smoke or not to smoke.

Booming Missle Works: Buy 5 Roman Candles, 200 Fire Crackers, and 3 assorted cakes, Get an M3 for free.

Kill the place down the street, Marry us, F the M3.

It's the subtle details that suddenly aren't that subtle.

I'm suddenly in the mood for some Double Mint gum.

separated at birth

"Launch the M Experience"

M3, "Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to drive me?"

"Nürburgring Dynamite"

M3 photo contest: Will it Burn?

2009 BMW M3 Sedan: Yeah, what this sign says "No Smoking".

2009 BMW M3 Sedan: Service At Last!: I'll take 4 Roman Candles, a bunch of fire crackers, and 7 cakes.

BMW: A new kind of Launch Control.

Is that a roman candle in your pocket, or you do you like the M that much?

M80 vs M V8

For Sale: $60,000 roman candle.

How the Germans do Roman Candles.

I want you to put ALL that...in this.

"German Candle."