2009 Ford Focus SES Coupe: You Write the Caption

The turd goes INSIDE the porta potty!

"Quality is Job 1, Sometimes 2"

I see where Ford got their inspiration from.

From the "Glass House" to the outhouse.

We finally get the European version on the Focus!

Focus:"Scott, you are gonna have to get out of there sometime and drive me!"

Vehicle quality is always a crapshoot!

"Built Ford (grunt) Tough!"

Damn no TP! Hey, anybody got some GM stock certificates handy?!

Oops, Stig! Oh no Stig! Damn what a way to go.

Can I use your Sync to wash my hands?

Ford Focus, "Hey, pull my handle. Heh heh heh!"

Thank goodness these Porta-Potties aren't from Deer Lick!

Oops! Oil leak.

"Camouflage."

The only way you can leave skid marks in a Focus!

Ford Focus, now with Sync iPotty connectivity!

The Ford Focus . . . the same color, and just as much fun.

Ugh! I think your carbon footprint stepped in something!

Stinks like it goes.

Stare at this picture for 1 minute...

Did you spot the Ford Focus?

ergsum already has 12 entries? lol....he/she's a machine!

Rent 5, get 1 free!

The question is: 2-door or 5-door?

ERGSUM you missed your true calling. The skid marks had me ROFL.

Goes like stink.

With all this noise, going requires some Focus.

It's my potty and I'll drive if I want to!

Come on Ford!! Focus while you're in the $h!tt3r!!

Boweled over by the Focus

Is that a Euro peein' Focus?

Well, you said flush the radiator.

I'll pass on the moon roof.

Introducing the all new, Ford Deuce Coupe!

Hey Peter, is that Dick Trickle's new Focus.

The Ford Model P

Ford acknowledges they let the North American Focus go down the crapper.

The place to go for those family runs

The worst "fart can" mod I've ever seen!

It woulnd't fit so we just left it next to the port-o-potties.

"Going for 60 Seconds"

If it was a VW, it would be a "Dung Beetle"

Now we know the inspiration of the fender vents...

"The Cannonball Runs"

"Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go"

United wee stand

"The Fart and the Flatulence: Tokyo Whiff"

The potties stood united, but they should have known; the focus don't take no crap from nobody.

We convert the Focus to run on Natural Gas.

Another type of Gas Station

"United wee stand."
HAHAHA!

Ford returns to Grand Pee Racing!

"I gotta GO!"

The Ford "Flomax" Focus

Accessorize!

seats 5

The OTHER EcoBoost

The new Ford Focus P81. Now able to run on urine.

"Design by T. Crapper"

We beat the piss out of our cars.

The new focus, available in 2 door and 5 door models.

The United Auto Workers Stand Behind It!!!

What a piece of S%&t? I got nothing..

"Adaptive Camouflaging comes standard."

Damn... I just noticed I've beaten again!! I'll submit it anyway.

"With a singular focus, we stand united"

ergsum and mnorm are on fire today.

Smudge12, I think you meant:

"The United Auto Workers Sit Within it!"

Note: The letter 'h' may be missing from one of the above words. I'll let you determine which.

The Focus Refuels at Roadside Methane Station.

"Ford encourages proper disposal of all emissions."

"The New Ford Port-A-Potty: Take A Dump In One"

I'd rather be in the Porta Potty.

2009 Ford Focus SES. Where it belongs.

Said the shepherd boy to the mighty king, "do you smell what I see?"

Excretion is the better part of valor.

"Who put this potato in my tailpipe?"

"HVAC Recirculation button: Check."

Track-testing the SES coupe precipitates an inspiring performance in the pit.

"The Ford Focus: Giving 'EcoBoost' a whole new meaning."

Vents: sometimes needed, sometimes not. OR

PortaPotty: "My interior is better than yours!"
Ford: "Oh, c'mon were made of the same stuff" OR

Look! My dashboard's second life! OR

I'd rather have the "runs" than drive this car. OR

ALAS! We found a better place to spend an hour. OR

There is only one item in this picture you actually look forward to entering.

We lay a long patch of skidmarks, then we got in the focus and drove away.

Announcing the 2009 Ford Feces... uh I mean Focus.

We reached pit row and the smell of victory.

Drive it like you flushed it

Clean-up on aisle #4! Some piece of crap got loose!
Ford deserves to go bankrupt, too - for only offering this douche bag of an excuse of a car! Evidently, Americans aren't worthy of the current Euro-spec. Ford Focus.
Hello, Ford: I'd really like to purchase one of your new Focus RS models - what's that, it's not sold here - OK, then I'll just go out and buy a Japanese car instead, i.e. EVO or STI.
You suck Ford & your U.S. Focus POS just plain blows!

"I shart, therefore I am."

For those that remember, the Focus wouldn't be the first IL Long-Termer to be convicted of this crime...

http://blogs.edmunds.com/roadtests/2009/04/2008-mitsubishi-lancer-evolution-x-gsr-wet-one.html

Place in HUGE paper bag, position in front of door, set on fire, ring door bell, run!

"Oldham sheds a quick ~5lbs from the curb weight before tracking."

Now available in two versions: flushing and sucking

They're both vacant

"Ford Focus: Well, at least I'm not the one getting crapped on for a change."

Am I seeing double, there are two pieces of crap

The door handle broke and I'm trapped inside

It smells like grandma

"What do you mean it's an extra $1 to have my undercarriage washed?"

Only if the toiled had a SYNC

Design inspiration is in one of these port-a-pottys.

I told SYNC to take me to the dealership and I ended up here.

American car designers uhh...

"Crapbox Blue Metallic: $475"

Port a Potty: "Hey I was here first!!"

You won't want to spend much time in either one

Neither one sounds good when you're trying to push it

Don't look for anything good inside, all you'll find is a pile of sh*t

Come on Ford, even the Port a Potties have functional vents

Five for the price of one.

Headline: "Ford Acquired by United Port-O-Potty; Design Team to Be Shared"

...for further details on Ford's Chapter 11 filing, turn to page A9

At least we aren't downwind of GM and Chrysler!

Sorry! I think I'm going to need a new air filter.

Man, that was way too much coffee from last Friday!

What is a Ford doing at GM headquarters?

Oooh! Ahhh! That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.

(recycled material in honor of photo)

What do these two things have in common?:
a) interior quality
b) styling
c) what's under the "hood"
d) desireability
e) all of the above

Answer: E - all of the above

Uh oh... Intermittant wipers are standard equipment.

Tinkle, tinkle little car...

This picture's just a wee bit out of Focus.

I know that no way this is going get picked but I still like to throw it out there...

"Which one would you sh*t on?"

"Either way, you're in the Crapper."

A scene from "Transformers: Revenge of the Colon"

Snyc play Lynyrd Skynyrd "That Smell"

Only one of these will get your date to drop trou.

^ hahaha

At least Ford put in a SYNC

When the on the go family has to go.

The only thing it can pass is a gas station.

looks like crap.

Scott's "Log" from the track day: I activated launch control and hit the gas... started out in #1 going faster and faster, then felt a rumble as I shifted into #2... finally, I noticed some spray, so I turned on the wipers.

The Ghost in the Latrine

More seat time with a the Ford Focus

FORD = Found Outhouse Really Desirable

Sync play SCATman Crothers "I'm Gonna Sit Right Down"

Fords new Smart ForNumberTwo Car

Wet sump vs Dry sump

The New Ford EcoPoo-st Focus

Confused by the market, Ford thinks the smell of success is in the air.

You guys are making me laugh so hard today that I'm crying. -- Donna

I wanted to see asteroids, and you bring me here?

asteroids.... hemorrhoids....oids are oids; no?

Ford Focus: Endangered feces?

Ford appears before another Senate Subcommittee.

Ford appears before another Senate Subcommittee.

"Focus: Leading its class in bowel Movements-Per-Gallon"

SES Coupe says: "What a raucously offensive exhaust note."

at ford, the FOCUS is on job #1 (and #2)

Focus Remix: "I left my Fart in San Francisco"

What do the 2009 Ford Focus and a rectal suppository have in common?

An impressive degree of functionality and a low drag coefficient.

Oily discharge: Yet another side-effect of driving the Focus.

(Engine oil, of course.)

Ford's competitor to Port-a-potty! Now with Sync!

^Dust jacket cover photo for "Ford Focus Finds Feces," and other alliterative short stories by I. P. Freely

Ford Focus: Our seats have been bench marked against the best!

Which plastic throne suits you?

Just as satisfying.

Ford's CNG Powered Focus.

When current owners were asked if they would purchase another Focus, most responded "Depends"

Blub-blub-blub blub blub blub-blub-blub
I've heard that somewhere before?!

Sociologists and comedians need look no further than this post to see what human beings respond to most readily. (Well, male human beings, at least)

Throw a porty-potty in a craption contest and the poop jokes start flying. Everyone lets loose. Nothing is held back. Does that mean our society is headed towards the dumper, or is the fact that we can laugh at our own humanity one giant relief?

The suspension is squeezably soft.

Parking the Focus is a breeze, as long as you're upwind.

actualsize == party pooper

Ford and Microsoft met to unveil their new STINK system today...

Ford family reunion.

Focus meets first eharmony match.

Next in line, the Ford Fiesta Movement promotion

http://www.fiestamovement.com/

Ford unveiled its new Focus Movement program today...

It's got piss and a bunch of other s***. Don't f*** with it.

You didn't need to add the new, larger clickable pictures this week because there are six of the same thing in this picture

"what a piece of shit"

Have you driven a Port-o Lately?

Plop Plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is

"Ford Focus: HA! I've got more plastic in my interior than all those Port-o-Potties combined!"

Oh look! This porta crapper has windows!! Cool!!

So sad. Someone couldn't wait, they left a turd in front of the porta potties.