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2009 Ford Focus SES Coupe: Our Favorite Caption

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OMG, you guys! This was the best one yet. LOLs all around.

Thanks to ampim for this week's favorite.

But it was so hard to choose. It was a real crapshoot. Heh. I can't believe no one put "Separated at Birth" but I guess the Mechanic had the day off.

Here's the honorable mention list:

Quality is Job 1, Sometimes 2 (ergsum)
Camouflage. (sabastian)
The only way you can leave skid marks in a Focus! (ergsum)
Ugh! I think your carbon footprint stepped in something! (ergsum)
Stinks like it goes. (carfanatic17)
Stare at this picture for 1 minute...Did you spot the Ford Focus? (jasbra)
Is that a Euro peein' Focus? (mnorm1)
The Cannonball Runs (ergsum)
United wee stand (mnorm1)
The OTHER EcoBoost (canadia)
Who put this potato in my tailpipe? (canadia)
Come on Ford, even the Port a Potties have functional vents (subaru123)
What is a Ford doing at GM headquarters? (vwthing1)
Uh oh... Intermittant wipers are standard equipment. (vwthing1)
Only one of these will get your date to drop trou. (vwthing1)
The New Ford EcoPoo-st Focus (powell_jr)
Ford Focus: Endangered feces? (mnorm1)
Ford appears before another Senate Subcommittee. (ergsum)
Focus meets first eharmony match. (wobbly_ears)

What was your favorite?

Donna DeRosa, Managing Editor

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12 Comments

ergsum says:

04:24 PM, 06/19/09

Good sh*t everyone!

eclogite says:

04:25 PM, 06/19/09

A favorite?! No way I can pick only one. They ALL had me laughing. Those are GREAT!!

cx7lover says:

04:55 PM, 06/19/09

Was why is the crap outside of the portapottys in the comments?

ampim says:

05:12 PM, 06/19/09

Wow, I'm honored. There were so many great ones. The skid marks and GM headquarters ones we're hilarious! Good s**t indeed.

charlesncharge says:

05:18 PM, 06/19/09

This is why that Focus belongs inside one of those things -
Courtesy of AutoCar:
http://www.autocar.co.uk/VideosWallpapers/Videos.aspx?AR=240847
Just click on 'watch now', and enjoy!

ergsum says:

05:25 PM, 06/19/09

Good sh*t everyone!

cx7lover says:

06:39 PM, 06/19/09

Or, someone left a turd outside..

wobbly_ears says:

09:02 AM, 06/20/09

Yay!!! Mine got selected!!! Time to put it on my resume!!

Sniff.

I want to thank the academy, my family and those long hours spent in the loo hating this generation Focus.... Bring on the Euro FOcus, Ford

Death to current gen Focus. Amen

powell_jr says:

05:26 AM, 06/22/09

These make my Fridays so much happier.

rick8365 says:

06:36 AM, 06/22/09

This Coupe's the Poop!

wobbly_ears says:

07:23 AM, 06/22/09

One thing's for certain: Most of us petrol heads are juveniles.....

mnorm1 says:

11:52 AM, 06/22/09

I find it somewhat reassuring that some people do know their......

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