Scott Oldham sent me this photo of the Evo GSR in front of the Velocity Cafe.
We offer you this: "My car may get 10 mpg but I drink organic coffee. My footprint is covered."
OK, that's way too long. How about "I'll have a half caf vanilla latte extra torquey, please."
It was getting late and we were running out of gas. I expect you'll be able to do better than us.
We'll post our favorite at 4 PM Pacific Time, unless I get the chance to leave early, then maybe you'll see it sooner.
Donna DeRosa, Managing Editor
tryan says:
03:17 AM, 06/12/09
I submit:
"Who needs caffeine?"
oldchap says:
03:38 AM, 06/12/09
Sadly it found the source of the mating call was a coffee grinder.
Leave. Customers are coming to you for their morning jolt.
Velocity? That Cafe doesn't even have wheels!
Thank God! Ubber-steroid coffee is ruining Columbia.
gjupp says:
04:06 AM, 06/12/09
Torque Grande with a twist of Speed, please.
CA-CA-CARppucino
ergsum says:
04:08 AM, 06/12/09
Coffee that's too hot is just what this car needs, a "lip spoiler"!
ergsum says:
04:22 AM, 06/12/09
Espresso Machine!
sgude says:
04:53 AM, 06/12/09
"Caffeine? I got your caffeine jolt right here..."
caswalker says:
05:04 AM, 06/12/09
"Boosted. Caffeinated. It's all the same."
ergsum says:
05:08 AM, 06/12/09
The only CAFE Standards an Evo will ever meet!
altimadude00 says:
05:12 AM, 06/12/09
What?! No drive-up window?
Espresso and EVO-GSR: Two things that put froth on your mouth.
Which is more addicting?
Gotta have your morning boost.
altimadude00 says:
05:18 AM, 06/12/09
I'm winging my hands to get my cuppa joe.
ergsum says:
05:18 AM, 06/12/09
One Grande Sport Rally to go, please.
ergsum says:
05:23 AM, 06/12/09
Now featuring Carbucks Coffee!
ergsum says:
05:25 AM, 06/12/09
Now featuring CARibou Coffee!
altimadude00 says:
05:26 AM, 06/12/09
Who knew you could brew rice into something addicting?
altimadude00 says:
05:31 AM, 06/12/09
Nothing natural about this hot brew from Japan.
In Japan, their cups don't come with handles.
ergsum says:
05:33 AM, 06/12/09
Whole latte love for the GSR!
altimadude00 says:
05:35 AM, 06/12/09
The Evolution of the word "addiction."
altimadude00 says:
05:37 AM, 06/12/09
Nothing perks me up like a dose of GSR in the morning!
altimadude00 says:
05:39 AM, 06/12/09
Do they sell hot wings here?
altimadude00 says:
05:40 AM, 06/12/09
Good to the last drop...of gasoline.
ergsum says:
05:42 AM, 06/12/09
Cars & Coffee, the Santa Monica chapter.
altimadude00 says:
05:43 AM, 06/12/09
Evo smokes Juan Valdez's ass.
dougtheeng says:
05:43 AM, 06/12/09
CAN I HAZ SPOILER BACK?
altimadude00 says:
05:44 AM, 06/12/09
Evo creams coffee in addiction dept.
altimadude00 says:
05:45 AM, 06/12/09
Coffee with donuts? Excellent!
altimadude00 says:
06:06 AM, 06/12/09
We only serve naturally aspirated here.
ahightower says:
06:07 AM, 06/12/09
That would be, "I CAN HAZ SPOYLR? PLZ??"
"Dude, where's my spoiler?"
altimadude00 says:
06:19 AM, 06/12/09
A handle would just spoil the experience.
fuhteng says:
06:38 AM, 06/12/09
"The best way to wake you up..."
johnnyr3 says:
06:45 AM, 06/12/09
Nothing wakes you up like EVO in your cup!
e10rice says:
07:26 AM, 06/12/09
So...who ordered the coffee grinder?
And you thought NOS was a power boost!
Toretto's new hid out!
What? you thought i ran on 91 octane?
e10rice says:
07:27 AM, 06/12/09
Toretto's new hide* out!
ergsum says:
07:38 AM, 06/12/09
“This is espresso, you know? It's like Coffee-zilla.”
ergsum says:
07:46 AM, 06/12/09
"The Fresh Brewed and the Furious: Columbian Drip"
powell_jr says:
07:49 AM, 06/12/09
caution...contents under pressure.
powell_jr says:
07:53 AM, 06/12/09
And it only takes 2 PSI to steam the milk.
powell_jr says:
07:54 AM, 06/12/09
The new Evo with the optional blowoff valve milk steamer.
blaze_orange says:
08:16 AM, 06/12/09
High Test or Decaffe?
roar02ram says:
08:36 AM, 06/12/09
+! on Toretto's new hideout!!
stpawyfrmdonut says:
08:40 AM, 06/12/09
Tokyo Drip
blaze_orange says:
08:45 AM, 06/12/09
Hi, can I get a double shot mocha expresso and a quart of 10W30?
evo1 says:
08:47 AM, 06/12/09
I'll have my coffee shaken, not stirred
vwthing1 says:
08:48 AM, 06/12/09
Can I have a couple of old coffee cans?... I'm building an exhaust system.
speeder31 says:
08:49 AM, 06/12/09
"How about some go with that Joe?"
...or vice-versa...
vwthing1 says:
08:55 AM, 06/12/09
IL interns fetching coffee for the office.
vwthing1 says:
09:00 AM, 06/12/09
sign of the times-- I went to my favorite Starbucks only to find it had been taken over by a local joint.
ergsum says:
09:05 AM, 06/12/09
Scott Jacobs + Excessive Caffeine + Evo GSR = Hyper Velocity
vwthing1 says:
09:05 AM, 06/12/09
I wish there were a few more 'open' signs... I couldn't see any through the A-pillar blindspot.
felonious says:
09:10 AM, 06/12/09
Velocity Cafe announces new delivery service!
stpawyfrmdonut says:
09:25 AM, 06/12/09
Active Yawn Control
sideswiper says:
09:41 AM, 06/12/09
MoJoe Powered.
rick8365 says:
09:43 AM, 06/12/09
^ good one.
ergsum says:
09:48 AM, 06/12/09
"Brewed in Sixty Seconds"
ergsum says:
09:51 AM, 06/12/09
"Brewed in 60 Seconds"
ergsum says:
09:52 AM, 06/12/09
"The French Roast Connection"
ergsum says:
09:56 AM, 06/12/09
"The Italian Espresso Job"
cat_bus says:
11:16 AM, 06/12/09
Strange Brew
cat_bus says:
11:17 AM, 06/12/09
Good to the last drift
cat_bus says:
11:19 AM, 06/12/09
The GSR comes with a naturally percolated engine
heavysixer says:
11:33 AM, 06/12/09
"Finally, a CAFE I can embrace!"
vwthing1 says:
11:42 AM, 06/12/09
I had too much blood in my caffeine system, so I stopped in for a cup.
Murtman says:
11:50 AM, 06/12/09
"Make it a double, I'm too slow for the car..."
santiagofdz says:
11:53 AM, 06/12/09
+1 on powell_jr's "caution..contents under pressue"
I propose:
-Torque does wonders for the cream
-Shaken, not stirred.
e10rice says:
11:54 AM, 06/12/09
!CAUTION! Contents are HOT and may cause burning!
NOT responesable for spilled coffee!
subaru123 says:
11:59 AM, 06/12/09
Turbocharged caffeine, Yeah!
canadia says:
11:59 AM, 06/12/09
~370hp, and you'll need an attorney for the coffee.
subaru123 says:
12:01 PM, 06/12/09
spilled coffee, what a SPOILER
subaru123 says:
12:08 PM, 06/12/09
I tried to "linc-oln" to their free WiFi and got a blind spot
subaru123 says:
12:09 PM, 06/12/09
Turbo velocity spilled my coffee
anilpunjabi says:
12:09 PM, 06/12/09
1. I think i will have the decaf
2. Without the wing - decaf, with the wing Caf
3. Label on outside of car(like the one on the coffee lids): Warning: this car is hot please Drive carefully
ergsum says:
12:15 PM, 06/12/09
###subaru123, "linc-oln" - groan and groan some more! ;) ###
subytrojan says:
12:25 PM, 06/12/09
Boost + Caffeine = Ludicrous speed
slowevo says:
12:49 PM, 06/12/09
Pacific? I aint no shark.
zoomzoom22 says:
12:51 PM, 06/12/09
In an effort to go green, Donna takes the GSR to an "organic" coffee shop.
sanjojoe says:
01:00 PM, 06/12/09
I can always use a mid-day boost.
When the adrenaline just isn't enough...
The A is for Adrenaline. Its organic.
msdaisy says:
01:00 PM, 06/12/09
"Coffee? Where can I get some Redbull?"
"WARNING. Sharks may be present. Drive at your own risk."
"This shark, swallow you whole."
sanjojoe says:
01:02 PM, 06/12/09
When everyone else is going green, Mitsubishi goes blue.
ergsum says:
01:03 PM, 06/12/09
A Quadruple Espresso + Evo GSR = Terminal Velocity
slowevo says:
01:21 PM, 06/12/09
Finally Found Some Place To Get My E85 Fix.
slowevo says:
01:30 PM, 06/12/09
Insert Straw Here (Trunk Holes).
mnorm1 says:
02:37 PM, 06/12/09
Snap shot at Lincoln, taken by J. W. Booth
mnorm1 says:
02:40 PM, 06/12/09
Will stop for Coffee, not for signs.
evorx says:
03:16 PM, 06/12/09
The Fast And The Frothy
ergsum says:
03:26 PM, 06/12/09
Hot Rice and Beans
evorx says:
03:41 PM, 06/12/09
I'll eat my candy with the torqe and beans
eclogite says:
05:52 AM, 06/13/09
"The Fast and The Frothy". HA! That one's my favorite.
bigturbostore says:
07:01 PM, 09/21/09
**Can I have a couple of old coffee cans?... I'm building an exhaust system.**
Those old 6 inch coffee cans?