Our Detroit Editor Dan Pund took this photo of the Cadillac CTS on a road trip.
Senior Copy Editor Doug Lloyd suggests "Jurassic Parking Lot"
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We'll post our favorite at 4:00 PM Pacific Time.
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tryan says:
03:13 AM, 06/ 5/09
"Your parents are extinct, too?"
or
"How the mighty have fallen"
Both obviously insighting GMs bankruptcy
On another note, is that the same park where one of the final scenes of the 1980's movie 'The Wizard' was shot??
oldchap says:
03:40 AM, 06/ 5/09
Crap, we'll never outrun the Sleestak now...
rick8365 says:
03:41 AM, 06/ 5/09
"Cadillacs, new and old."
"Coupe DeVille gets a long face upon hearing she won't be making a return".
"GM sticks its neck out with new CTS."
"CTS ponders ponderous Caddy of old."
"Old guard frowns upon new CTS."
b_cvijasiu says:
04:19 AM, 06/ 5/09
Extinction, what a bitch!!!
ergsum says:
04:20 AM, 06/ 5/09
Land of the Lost meets Land of the Bankrupt.
ergsum says:
04:30 AM, 06/ 5/09
Driving with Dinosaurs.
rick8365 says:
04:35 AM, 06/ 5/09
"Evolution of a brand."
ergsum says:
04:38 AM, 06/ 5/09
Oooh! Ahhh! That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.
ergsum says:
05:01 AM, 06/ 5/09
Velocityraptor
miniharryc says:
05:14 AM, 06/ 5/09
- "That thing runs on Dino-WHAT?!"
- Tailgating in Bedrock
- "It's a car right out of hiss-tor-eee!"
- Audio now featuring a sauroPod adapter!
ergsum says:
05:32 AM, 06/ 5/09
Cadillac CTS, Fred Flintstone approved. Yabba dabba do!
ergsum says:
05:34 AM, 06/ 5/09
Cadillac Cetesaurus
caheew says:
05:53 AM, 06/ 5/09
"Hey, stop checking out my butt!!!"
ergsum says:
05:55 AM, 06/ 5/09
Cadillac CTS, paleontologists dig it!
dougtheeng says:
05:59 AM, 06/ 5/09
All quiet at the Cadillac showroom.
dougtheeng says:
06:03 AM, 06/ 5/09
Cadillac: Art and Paleontology....er, science.
or just:
Cadillac: Art and Paleontology
dougtheeng says:
06:05 AM, 06/ 5/09
God creates dinosaurs.
God destroys dinosaurs.
God creates man.
Man destroys God.
Man creates dinosaurs.
Dinosaurs eat man.
Dinosaurs inherit and enjoy spacious CTS legroom!
dougtheeng says:
06:07 AM, 06/ 5/09
"Thats the most chrome I've seen in 65 million years"
dougtheeng says:
06:08 AM, 06/ 5/09
"I hope it has a panoramic sunroof..."
wshuff says:
06:32 AM, 06/ 5/09
Answer: Dinosaur, rear-drive, 300hp GM sedan
Question: "What are things that are extinct, Alex?"
wshuff says:
06:34 AM, 06/ 5/09
"Oooh! Ahhh! That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming."
HA HA HA! Nice!
ergsum says:
06:43 AM, 06/ 5/09
###dougtheeng, I see you know your movie quotes, nice###
fuhteng says:
06:45 AM, 06/ 5/09
One extinct because of a meteor and global warming. The other soon to be extinct because of tree-huggers and global warming. The more things change...
aspman26 says:
06:51 AM, 06/ 5/09
This isn't your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-....-great-grandfathers Cadillac
ergsum says:
06:59 AM, 06/ 5/09
He died for your driving pleasure, enjoy it while it lasts!
rick8365 says:
07:01 AM, 06/ 5/09
Extinct and...soon to be extinct?
ddoouugg says:
07:03 AM, 06/ 5/09
304 horses and a dinosaur
rick8365 says:
07:06 AM, 06/ 5/09
Extinct and....soon to be?
rick8365 says:
07:08 AM, 06/ 5/09
UGH! Headroom's the issue, AGAIN!!
skiboy90 says:
07:08 AM, 06/ 5/09
Cadillac: I think we need to broaden our target buyers
dougtheeng says:
07:17 AM, 06/ 5/09
"###dougtheeng, I see you know your movie quotes, nice###"
ergsum: I saw you whipped out a Lost World quote, so I thought I'd throw in my favourite Ian Malcolm quote from the movies.
fadetoblackii says:
07:21 AM, 06/ 5/09
DINO: Somehow, I don't think they'll be remembering you in effigy 65 million years from now.
CADDY: I burn your ancestors for propulsion.
ergsum says:
07:25 AM, 06/ 5/09
"Objects in Mirror Are Closer to Extinction Than They Appear"
TriSport says:
07:29 AM, 06/ 5/09
Why don't the editors consider only the first caption from each participant? Each person should get one shot at a winner. Some of the captions are good, but the process is rather boring. Just let the people up at 4:30 a.m. who want to submit 10 entries do so on behalf of the rest of us.
firstwagon says:
07:30 AM, 06/ 5/09
Born of dinosaurs.
rick8365 says:
07:44 AM, 06/ 5/09
TriSport - It's obviously all just for fun and the posting timestamps come from the server...Pacific Time.
dbt says:
07:56 AM, 06/ 5/09
The new Cabazon CTS
actualsize says:
08:05 AM, 06/ 5/09
Day at the Museum
ergsum says:
08:06 AM, 06/ 5/09
How big did you say your carbon footprint is?!
spen1818 says:
08:07 AM, 06/ 5/09
Dan Pund misunderstood when his boss said "Take the car to the Dyno"
powell_jr says:
08:07 AM, 06/ 5/09
Is your neck usually that long, or are you just glad to see me?
ergsum says:
08:07 AM, 06/ 5/09
Don't look now, but I think our carbon footprint is following us!
subytrojan says:
08:12 AM, 06/ 5/09
Brachiosaurus meets Rattlesaurus.
Nice one, wshuff. You should make a Sean Connery response, too. :o)
actualsize says:
08:13 AM, 06/ 5/09
We stopped for a rest because we had a Megasaurass
actualsize says:
08:17 AM, 06/ 5/09
*Reaaly deep voice* "Hmmm. I don't like red. Do you have one in black?"
stpawyfrmdonut says:
08:19 AM, 06/ 5/09
-GM's new Chinese proving grounds
-Dessert in the Desert
-A sight for 'saur eyes.
actualsize says:
08:22 AM, 06/ 5/09
"Don't turn away from me, son. I'm talking to you."
evansc6 says:
08:24 AM, 06/ 5/09
Hey, is that my Uncle Joe in your gas tank?
thejohnp says:
08:32 AM, 06/ 5/09
Fuel Meet Filler.
zc1 says:
08:37 AM, 06/ 5/09
Cadillac: Not just for dinosaurs, anymore.
mnorm1 says:
08:47 AM, 06/ 5/09
CaddyRex stalks a stereotypeasauros
mnorm1 says:
08:49 AM, 06/ 5/09
No way I gave birth to that!
stanaka1 says:
08:57 AM, 06/ 5/09
"Get. In. My. Gastank!"
or
"Caddy's former demographic group is left to die with the new CTS"
or
"GM goes the way of the dinos"
ddark13 says:
09:07 AM, 06/ 5/09
GM has come a long way since the catera
vwthing1 says:
09:09 AM, 06/ 5/09
Don't give me that look, bronto, I'm using synthetic oil!
ergsum says:
09:11 AM, 06/ 5/09
Meteoric demises?
ergsum says:
09:14 AM, 06/ 5/09
Oog's Tire and Lube, our oil is as fresh as it gets!
jriz says:
09:33 AM, 06/ 5/09
Cadillac CTS pictured here with Cadillac DTS.
ergsum says:
09:39 AM, 06/ 5/09
###spen1818, funny###
stpawyfrmdonut says:
09:53 AM, 06/ 5/09
- Now that's long term parking.
-CPO = Certified prehistoric owned.
-Pay no attention to that asteroid. It's just an asteroid.
-Dino, this is Chris Hanson from Dateline. How old did you think the Cadillac was when you met it online?
pontiac02 says:
10:01 AM, 06/ 5/09
The 2009 Cadillac CTS - It's a little monster.
*The picture reminds me of the Hummer H3 commercials so I basically stole the idea from there*
roadburner says:
10:08 AM, 06/ 5/09
"Wow, so the UAW WAS around ten million years ago..."
gregnv says:
10:35 AM, 06/ 5/09
"Welcome to the club"
"So that is what a modern dinosaur looks like"
"The evolution of extinction"
gregnv says:
10:41 AM, 06/ 5/09
"Been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time."
-Led Zeppelin, Rock & Roll (the former Cadillac theme)
mroh11 says:
10:42 AM, 06/ 5/09
After years, Slate Rock and Gravel Company finally promoted Fred Flintstone.
From bronto crane operator to CTS driver
George Jetson ain't got nothing on Fred Flintstone
actualsize says:
10:51 AM, 06/ 5/09
WWMSD: What Would Mr. Slate Drive?
good_2_go says:
11:03 AM, 06/ 5/09
spen1818 gets my vote.
waynester76 says:
11:04 AM, 06/ 5/09
Catastrophe: only one winner here
-or-
Herbivore Meets Carnivore
rick8365 says:
11:11 AM, 06/ 5/09
Hard working Mr. Flintstone....always the last car in the lot.
jinjan says:
11:18 AM, 06/ 5/09
Someone better slip this caddy on the DYNO and make sure its horses aren't going extinct.
Oh check out YOUR fossils? Check out what I can do to fossil fuels!
ergsum says:
11:19 AM, 06/ 5/09
###mroh11, don't you mean "Fred Flintstone ain't got nothing on George Jetson"?###
compliance says:
11:21 AM, 06/ 5/09
"An old Dinosaur's new trick"
It's a metaphor for GM
teamoncerider says:
11:51 AM, 06/ 5/09
"GM still in business after 150 million years"
cartester16 says:
11:56 AM, 06/ 5/09
In a million years, people will still be debating how they died...
Or, Cadillac, gone the way of...
Only a meteor will kill me quicker than the (Government, greenie-weenies, Obama, Al Gore, etc) will.
ergsum says:
12:31 PM, 06/ 5/09
New from Capcom for PS3 "Cadillacs and Dinosaurs: The Bankruptcy Chronicles"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadillacs_and_Dinosaurs_(arcade_game)
ergsum says:
12:43 PM, 06/ 5/09
Oog like Cetesaurus, but him like like Bemersaurus.
samjpatrick says:
01:11 PM, 06/ 5/09
"Pee Wee Herman's new ride in the 2010 remake."
cbd22186 says:
01:44 PM, 06/ 5/09
Pee Wee has a new ride
cbd22186 says:
01:47 PM, 06/ 5/09
I can haz fresh oil?
mnorm1 says:
02:18 PM, 06/ 5/09
Say, does that big guy look plastered to you?
altimadude00 says:
02:42 PM, 06/ 5/09
The CTS makes rubberneckers out of everyone.
vwthing1 says:
03:52 PM, 06/ 5/09
Don't worry little caddy, I'm not a car-nivore.
hendrix22 says:
03:57 PM, 06/ 5/09
Hopefully that design ages better than me
cah11705 says:
03:59 PM, 06/ 5/09
Evolution at its finest
ctpax says:
04:08 PM, 06/ 5/09
you have to be at least this old to drive one.
dkgsx says:
08:38 PM, 06/ 5/09
Survival of the fittest, near extinction of the biggest!
dkgsx says:
08:58 PM, 06/ 5/09
I don't want to be buried in a pet cemetery
dkgsx says:
09:04 PM, 06/ 5/09
T.Rex and CTS DNA just won't splice!
(yes, a Brontosaurus is on the picture, but T.Rex rhymes better ;-)