2009 Honda Fit Sport: You Write the Caption

Fit -- My seats can flip in more ways than you can.

Fit: "Want to go again? This time I will spot you a 5 second lead."

The FIT is go; the bike NOT

- Big Whoop?

- "It followed her to school one day...school one day..."

- Yes, they're real. And they're SPECTACULAR.

Survival of the fitest

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Crotch rocket meets pocket hatch

Fit- Is that all you got?

these japanese armadillos sure are bigger in person

Get Fit, have fun!

No, "cc" do not stand for cute and cuddly.

Bike: Only one more dune.
Fit: You said that 3 dunes ago. Oh waiter, check please!

"I'm gonna eat ya!
NOM NOM NOM"

Biker: "These desert bugs get bigger every year!"

I see your 250cc's and raise you 1250!

Will it Fit?

You're up Fit - let's see your version of a nac nac.

Sweet! A ramp!

FIT = Dune buggy for the new century

OK we will meet at Los Amigos in Ensenada after we finish this 500 mile race.

A Honda with four wheels, in the desert, that's not a Ridgeline. Huh. Who woulda thought?

i can do everything you can do better. no you can't! yes i can!

Half the wheels, half the horsepower, twice the fun.

The 2009 Honda Fit Sport. More more than the Motorcycle--only slightly less power.

Green meets Mean!

The 2009 Honda Fit Sport:More room than the Motorcycle--only slightly less power. Get yours today!

Hmmm. I wonder how many of those little cars I can jump?

"For now at least, the Fit Is Stop."

"My bike is not a Honda... I feel so dirty."

-When I said 'make a run for the border," I meant head to Taco Bell...

-For Sale: Honda Fit at end of long term test; low miles, mint condition, runs great, some slop in suspension and steering, cracked oil pan, lots of dust, new buyer must be willing to retrieve from middle of mojave desert.

-2009 Budget Cuts: Honda provides showroom-fresh Fit for Baja 1000

Fit, unFit.

After losing the motocross race, Joe drove off in a Fit of anger.

Is that air conditioning?? eh probably just antoher mirage.

I don't care what Moses said, I've been here for over an hour and not so much as a spark on that bush.

hey fat ass!! the jigs up, i see you hinding behind that bush.

An Inside Line staff member decides to compete in the Baja 1000 in a Fit of insanity.

UnFIT for offroading!

FITness BIKE

"Hey...How did you get all the way out here?"

2 Stroke 2 Wheel 2 Furious

Boy, you sure see some weird bug eyed critters in these desert rallies.

Is the little Honda really Cheap and Ugly? What else can you say about a car at $14,750 P.O.E. The little Honda WOW!

Because it is cheap and ugly the little Honda goes a LOOOOONG way to make you happy.

Fancy meeting you here

With the rear seats folded down, our dirt bike fit inside with inches to spare.

There once was a Fit from Lucerne
Who was bred to endure the burn
But then it met a bike
That could drive wherever it like
So to the city the Fit did turn

(I was bored)

I can do more than you, because I'm Fit and your 2 tired.

Hmmmm...how did I squeeze my bike in there?

When he's not busy jumping the Grand Canyon, Robbie Knievel drives a Honda Fit.

Motorcycle guy: "Dude, he has got to be lost."

"Is that a challenge?"

hatch is full; park your bike in the empty space next to the gas gauge

If we park in the sun will my bike get stir fried?

What, you want to see the spikey blowfish move too?

Dude, There's my car!!

The Fit and the Furious! The EPA Edition.

"Hey baby, come here often?"

The biker crosses paths with the dreaded desert Fit viper! His only warning, the sound of it's rattle. Trrrrr! Ssssss!

If the bike fits, ride it!

You're giving me Fits!

The clowns must be around here somewhere.

There was an ambitious Fit,
That did not know the word quit.
He followed a motocross,
Till the road was at a loss,
And found sand to be a grit!

This car needs a number...199.

One never knows what you'll find while traveling through Area 51.

Earlier post should read:
"The fit is GO; the bike is NOT"

That won't Fit
It doesn't fit

"can I play? can I?? can I???"

"my turn! myturnmyturnmyturn!!!"

you thought motocross was extreme, i ate my last owner. he had a fit

I see your schwartz is just as big as mine.

Biker: *Sniffs* Do you smell that?

Fit: *Looks around nervously* Wasn't me.

Fit: I'm a vampire. Grrr!

Biker: Yeah, dude. Not impressed.

Fit: So I was driving down Main Street, heading to McDonald's when I saw this pretty little Porsche zoom by. I rode up on its tail to try to get a closer look, when this squirrel came out of nowhere! So I had to swerve hard to the left, hit a speed bump going 30 miles per hour, flew over a parking lot, and somehow I ended up here in the desert. Anyways, which is the fastest way back to town? Do you humans like McFlurries?

Biker: ...This leather suit is really chaffing my crotch.

Fit: Do you think this metallic orange makes my hatch look big?

Biker: Normally I'd answer you, but this helmet is too tight and it's cutting off circulation to my brain...

Fit: GO GO POWER RANGERRRS!!

Biker: Shut up.

Fit: Ahahahaha! HAHAHA! Heeheehee!! *Gigglesnorts* HARHARHAR! Woooooooooo!

Biker: How lame. A laughing Fit.

Fit: Psst. Hey dude. Do you think this bush looks like a little green alien with its arms up in the air, shouting something?

Biker: Quiet. It might hear us.

Fit: Hey dude. Where's your girlfriend? Wasn't she riding with you?

Biker: Umm...

Fit: Why hello there, handsome. Care for a ride? I need a big strong man to turn my steering wheel and pull on my gear lever.

Biker: No thanks. Four years of professional bike racing has left me completely impotent.

Fit: Whoa! That is the ugliest thing I have ever seen! Where did you get it?

Bike: The city. They're everywhere.

Fit: Don't you get hot wearing that thing?

Biker: Oh yes. You sweat inside of it the entire time you're riding. And it's especially painful once you take it off.

Fit: Why's that?

Biker: On a hot summer day, have you ever taken your shirt off, sat back against a leather chair for a good while, and then lean off it?

Fit: Ohh...

Biker: I think I just pooed a little.