2009 Audi S5: You Write the Caption

Audi S5: Standard Work Equipment

No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problem

Fashion statements.

Audi S5 comes with the largest boot in it's class.
(Think English)

Pricey S5 - Lose your shirt and get your kicks.

"Which one of these is not like the other.."

S5 - a wolf in plumbers clothing.

I decided to put a flannel on the Audi; it's manlier than a bra!

The Audi finds itself stuck between a big Dickie and a big bootie, and it likes it!

Of Carhartts and car parts!

It may be a newly woven machine, but it still gets its butt kicked.

Unintended Countrification

Pricey S5 - lose your shirt, but get your kicks.

Handles curves in a workmanlike manner.

Boot Scootin Boogie

GiddyUp!

According to Ed Hellwig, the S5 needs a bigger kick in the ass

miniharryc said:

"Unintended Countrification"

/thread

Audi S5-"Ill be wearing the pants in this relationship!"

A classy car with a decent sized boot.

"The shirt off your back... For a kick in the pants!"

This is what our service department will do to you.

"Advancement Through Agrotechnology"

Good looks cost money. How good looking do you want to be?

Our S5 depicted here with special S-Line swag.

Inside Line tested, Paul Bunyan approved!

German engineering meets American Logging

No shirt, no shoes, no S5.

S5 being interrogated-"Vhere vere you on zee
sirteenth?"

-Our S5 felt out of place when we went country line dancing;

-Why does the Nav say I've reached my destination when I'm at the Brokeback Mountain Saloon?

-Urban cowboy

The S5 spends a night at the Auto Union Deutschland Ingolstadt hall.

Finally, a mall designed for men complete with S5 shopping carts.

Only real men drive the S5.

How many times have I told you, put your toys away when your done so they don't get stepped on!

A Bavarian Cowboy's light at the end of the tunnel

Parking reserved for Johann Deere

^ funny

Hey, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, right?

Yee-haw! I mean Wünderbar!

Look Ma, no clothes!

Der Flanell! Das Boot!

I wonder if the shirt and boots belong to the person taking the picture?!

OR

S5, Seriously fast, it'll blow your shirt and shoes off!!!

I like big boots and I can not lie!

Coming Summer 2010: Transformers 3, rise of the Audi-boots

I like big boots and I can not lie
You other drivers can't deny
That when a car cruises by with an itty bitty trunk
And l.e.d. taillights in your face
You get sprung

LMAO @ ergsum's comment.

The Audi S5: For when your personal autobahn ends at Mike's American Big & Tall.

A pain in the ass

Sorry Officer, I guess I have steel toes

The Name is Bootsy, Baby

Audi S5: Burly Edition

FASHION STATEMENT!! These are all things that DON'T go with S5!

While contemplating the string theory of the universe, the sudden realization: He's a lumber jack, and that's ok.

Audi S5--The Al Borland of sports cars.

http://www.eskimo.com/~bpentium/home/karn.jpg

I don't think so, Tim.

With a mighty swing of his boot, Thor kicks the shirt out of Audi.

Audi on the Blauer Arbeitsanzug Ausflug.

A real shirt kicker!

The Audi S5, the most fun you can have with your clothes on!

Finally, the giant, invisible, contortionist realized he could not fit in the Audi.

"Fear of Clothing in Las Veags"

"Fear of Clothing in Las Vegas"

The S5 gets kicked to the curb.

VegasChecklist:Shirt,check,boots,check,Audi,still checkin' it out.

he later awoke to find himself with with just his shirt,boot,and S5, but he still smiled.

No one cares if you wear flannel when you got an Audi.

S5 parked outside the the not so famous Flannel Casino of Benjamin "Bootsy" Siegel.

Audi Dooty is still looking for his pants and other boot, while Clarabell waits impatiently.

Yes. It parks like it looks

Nothing this pretty should be this constipated.

Audi S5: Giving every other German performance coupe the boot.

or

Audi S5: Giving every other German performance coupe das boot.

Audi S5 in Vegas: no shoes, no shirt, no dice.

Audi S5: Kicking things up a notch.

That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!

The Audi S5 gets das boot!

Men: No shirt, no shoes, no test drive.
Women: No shirt, no shoes, free loaner.

Quick! Name something that has class, has sass, and kicks a**.

MMI needs a reBOOT