2008 Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X MR: You Write the Caption

Hot, Clean, & Cool. The Evo X. Scrub away.

-Come here to solve your Plumbing Needs...

-Unusal Car wash

-New Mitsubishi Lancer EVE edition

-Better Get Tinted windows on that car

You would have to be on crack to buy one

(plumber's crack)

Shift paddles are for wimps, Sticks are for men

Forget Adam, Eve now believes in EVOlution!

Lay some pipe, check. Lay some rubber, check.

Eve never looked at the Smart like that!

- Oh miss? Your calipers are showing.

- Using that high betline to full advantage.

- "I'll take what's behind door #1, please"

The Evo prepares to make a "clean" get away.

PVC+busted knuckles=cheap cold air intake

Is your spoiler always so big, or are you just happy to see me?

Driver stops for looking for direction....gets evorection instead.

"I see your "X", and I raise you...."

Evo X and Eve XXX

Nice tailpipe!

"Dang interface controller, I can't get her to turn any further!"

They said this was the place to find a threaded nipple.

"In Jaws 5, the sneaky shark approaches victims from land."
-oldchap
Best one by far!

"I'm going to wash that Subie right out of my hair"

-How bout a scrub big boy!

-I'm ready for my weekly wash!

-Excuse me miss, what isle is the intercooler piping on?

-Is that your B.O.V. i hear?

I'd hit that.

She wonders....You has better blowing power?

The Evo always enjoys a "Slippery When Wet" condition!

Plumbing supplies evolution

Eve, Evolution has arrived.

Look, it's a Pipe Wench!

Lance her Evo!

-Dumb David was so dumb he looked for intercooler piping at the plumbing supplies store.

-The Red zone is for unloading only.
-Fan boy fanning himself.

2x the size half the satisfaction...

Right, I'll need the deluxe wash and the happy ending...

OLDHAM! Wake Up! Naked chick at 2:00!

Lancer up front, poker in the rear.

Lancer??? I don't even know her.

NO, she doesnt wanna see you burn four rubbers!

Keep your hands above the beltline!

This Evo comes equiped with GPS, General Plumbing Supplies.

Vader's land vehicle is stolen by Tom the stripping plumber.

Do not be tempted by the mural... Nudie Rudy is inside the store.

Lancer up front, plumber in the rear

-The EVO...turnin' heads and burnin' treads
-Slow down sonny your going too fast!
-Plumbers need fast cars too

Moto-Hooters! We'll snake your drains.

-They gave up the Testarossa for an EVO in the new HGTV series "Miami Vise Grips"

Evo X MR: You'd need a cold shower afterward too.

The Evolution of the forbidden fruit.

Dumb David was so dumb he used a Los Angeles map to the stars homes in Flint Michigan.

Dyslexic David took the EVO and went looking for the pet shop Slumbering Puppies and found Plumbing Supplies.

The Phenomenal Four: EVO, EVE, HARDware, and a high beltline

Todd took the Evo to the Plumbing store to fix his tub in the Master Bath. He is known as a master bather.

So......who does your Plumbing?

Master of your domain

Master of your domain?

"Um....excuse me, you're on my foot!!"

Bare naked lady vs. texting.

Wash & Lube

-sorry-

Calgon take me away...and fast!!

JiffyLube, every 30,000 miles

JiffyLube, every 3,000

*This asteriked staement is not a caption but add an edit button, I could of used it twice today.

"It's OK it happens to a lot of guys"

Joe the Plumber is saddened to discover that his Evo suffers premature ignition.