2008 Pontiac G8 GT: You Write the Caption

damn, make that Pontiac G8 GT....

KITT: Sanitarium Rd...Michael, doesn't Rick Wagoner reside on this street?

Michael: No, Buddy...Unfortunately, he doesn't...

KITT: Ah. Were you planning on watching Ford's Knight Rider tonight?

Michael: Eeeew, No! Don't cha wanna watch the game, Chief!!

In a time of economy changed.
Just label me mentally deranged.

You traded in your Corvette
for a Pontiac G8 GT???

Yes.

Waddaryou crazy?

Apparently....

"I am the very model of a modern major General ... Motors vehicle."

"Ready to scare the locals? Burnout in 3, 2, 1..."

"We'd have been crazy to take the G8 down such a long straight. We were crazy. Thankfully on this road, that was OK."

"A rolling sanitarium, helping to preserve sanity by stimulating the burnout centers of the brain."

"There's no place like home, there's no place like home... ... NOOOOOOOO!"

"The G8: Science. One part modern, three parts mad."

The Pontiac G8 escapes from the sanitarium with a cloud of smoke and a cackle of evil laughter.

Lay down the law
Shout out for more
Breakout and shout day in day out

Elwood waits at the gait for his brother.

Wile E. Coyote patiently waits for the roadrunner to pass by, thinking "This time, he's mine!"

How long before the hare catches up?

G8 to the trailing Lexus GS350, "I'm not crazy, I'm your daddy"

"Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, the rest are losers. I eat losers for breakfast."

"Get 0% financing on the G8 (for qualified buyers) plus a free mental health screening for buying American!"

"An American 5 series for the price of a 3?!! You've got to be crazy!"

"Entirely appropriate for a car that comes from the land of Mad Max."

"No, Cledus. Fosters this time, not Coors."

I don't even get this picture ... :S
Maybe because I'm from Toronto. Seems like an inside thing hehee.

"After gaining such a large lead, the hare took a nap"

"At least it's not a dead end."

"Hey, that Ozzy Osbourne song just started playing on the radio..."

"Crazier than California's laws."

"How do you like the test drive so far? If it's too expensive we can start you out with a G3..."

"Crazy starts at 45." (Anyone else notice the speed limit sign?)

Sleep my friend and you will see
the dream is my reality

To burn out, or not to burn out. That is the question

Thinking a Pontiac G8 looks better than a Holden Commodore, Thats INSANE!

Out of Sanitarium, they will never catch me now.

(Looking down the straight-away)
"You're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darn-it, people like you."

"Snow Man, you got yer ears on?"

--Welcome to the Federal Relocation Center for Unrepentant Gas Guzzlers.

--And here we see the G8 GT in its natural habitat.

--Am I crazy for liking this car so much?

GM executives tour mental health facilities seeking new GM buyers.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills-- did GM copy the roof arch of a Nissan Altima?

Goes from zero to insane speeds quickly.

A little dab'll do ya.

"They're Comming To Take Me Away, HA HA! "

oops... "Comming" should be "Coming" :-)

Hit me, Chief, I got the moves!

Batman on guard duty

Edmunds waits outside the new home of GM CEO for a comment on bailout funds.

The rest of the A-Team waits patiently for Murdoch to escape. The van was unfortunately a victim of the clunkers for cash program.

Hello Nurse Ratchet? I won't be attending group today....

Psychiatrists, in association with GM, have developed a breakthrough treatment for boredom...

G8 GT

A little bit of insanity never hurt anyone...

If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it.

Medication time. Medication time.

If this is the last time I see ya, just want you to know...I love you Man!

Ten bucks says we'll be speeding by the time we reach the 45 mph sign!

"...it's hard for something to grow on something that's moving."

Dream the same thing every night,
I see our freedom in our sight...

C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon...

Pontiac G8 GT: "45mph? My ass"

So, Chief, ya wanna play some crazy 8s

I told you those OnStar directions were cuckoo

"NUTS! I knew this was a trick"

"who need sanity, with a tail like this ;)"

"Hunting Prius..."

"Don't look to the right kids. It won't hurt you if you don't look at it"

"I routed HOME on the GPS and this is where it took me"

"Gary Busey was supposed to meet us here 15 minutes ago..."

I asked for directions to get my car serviced, not my head.

I can't think of a witty caption, but that long stretch of road immediately made me think of the Hulk series when he would be walking down the side of the road hitch hiking. The music is playing in my head right now.

Here's something:
"All roads eventually lead to the sanitarium."

Finally, a place where my crooked license plate looks normal...

Without GPS, this is where I ended up! Ahahahaha!!!

Chief, next time some soap with that hydrotherapy

No,really, this was Patsy Cline's favorite road.

LEAVE ME BE

(you know, like the song...)

Welcome to the G8s of Hell

Poor
Old
N-sane folks
Think
It's
A
Cadillac