2008 Audi R8: You Write the Caption

Frunk doubles as a Fraggle Hole. Caution when opening.

Husband to wife, "I guess we can buy a Ford Flex now..."

or: "Who says kids and sports cars don't mix?"

"Hey! I have kids all over me!"

I thought of that because look at all those kids!
:-)

Hey, Wilt Chamberlain, I don't think this is going to work...

The ultimate babysitter

-or

School district invests in new $120,000 jungle-gym

Damn kids, get off my Audi!

I don't think you can do better than "Meet the Inside Line staff." :)

The world's coolest Easter egg hunt.

"There's got to be a real manual transmission here SOMEWHERE!"

Behold: Edmunds new 10-year wear and tear simulator.

"Meet the Inside Line staff." is definitely as good as it gets. I can't top that.

Team of experts concludes pudding will improve shift quality.

Chris Hansen does not approve.

"Audi's exciting alternative to the big yellow school bus."

"Audi . . . making car pooling more fun!"

How do you get this thing started? We want to go for a ride.

"The Batmobile was overtaken by hundreds of midget villians while Batman was in a parent teacher conference."

Kids or not, nobody will ever get that touchy feely inside or outside of my R8.

Lucky for you its just a loaner from Audi

"Sticky Fingers.
I Hatez Them!"

R8 - "God! I bet the GTR never had to do this!"
or
Supercar Violated to the fullest!

Last time I stop for pedestrians . . .

Kids???? They told me this was a chic magnet

"The Audi R8: Turning respectable adult journalists into children... one rev at a time."

I don't care about a comment. That picture makes me want to throw up just thinking about the possible damage. Fingerprints, scratches, swirls, dents... I mean I see 7 hands, 2 feet and an elbow on it just on that picture!

The R8 is restoring youth in Edmunds staff

--Alright kids, this isn't a clown car...

--If you get your head stuck in the side-blade, I'm not going to pull you out.

--Drat. We can only fit one in the frunk and still get it closed.

--When you become an automotive journalist, you get to play with the big time toys.

--No, I'm not Ironman. I'm just driving his car.

When will you post a photo caption contest pic about a has-been taking an expensive, exotic car to career day? That would be sweet.

kid in red shirt - "I don't know, I can get FIVE of my friends in the GT-R's boot, so how great can this car really be?"

"And this is the catch to being pretty"

Yeah, it's a chick magnet but this is what happens when you don't know when to stop.

Audi reminds you to always use protection!

"Don't worry about the car being illegally parked--it's really my wife's."

Kid wearing the hoodie: "404 Manual Transmission Not Found" or "Daddy told me real men drive stick."

New! The G3, the German Gungle Gym - only $124,999

Midget pit crew gets into their work.

"Get off me... NOW!"

See, honey, it is a family car-- I can get all of the kids in.

The new way of trying to squeeze as many people into a VW as possible

Get in mah Belly!!

I know my Bakugan is in here somewhere

Michael Jackson's new dream car.

R8: "Donna! You're gonna pay for this!"

Donna: "Hey kids, thanks for cleaning my car!"

Audi reconsiders using Octomom to promote the R8.

The world's first $130,000 Jungle Gym.

The staff of Motor Trend came by to visit Edmunds.

Look ma! I'm Ironman!

'OH GOD, NO!'

'Somewhere, right now, a German engineer is crying himself to sleep.'

'Audi called; they want their R8 back'

'...and it was never the same after that'

German engineering, American Destruction. Each country doing what it does best.

5-r old gear head: "If I got to sit in an R8, I could die happy."

Brian drives up.

Donna has to change the disclaimer to "One child died in the making of this caption contest, but he died happy."

The Audi R8: Room enough so no child gets left behind!

Audi R8: Rated for ages 5 and Up.

I know Edmunds crawls through every car to get the most detailed review possible, but shame on you for using kids to do it!

I swear it's a family car. Look, Jr. can fit in the frunk!

There will be many wet dreams tonight.

"It's not my car, so what do I care? Have at it, kids!"

VW Mechanics brainstorm next steps for the pending oil change...

Don't worry sir, our labor charge is only $55/hr.

Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. I WILL DESTROY YOU!

Hey kid, beat it!!

I know I'm sexy but damn!

Please keep your paws off me.

Think Twice:
With a Chick Magnet car like the Audi R8, you'll be swarming with Kids in no time.

Audi's new durability test

"Donna's solution to keeping other staffers out of the R8. Germ Infestation."

Now I know what Ronald McDonald feels like!!

"I found the keys! I get to drive!"

"Ok kids, I know you all want to play musical chairs, but we can only play with three!"

Ze new Audi quality kontrol.

"It's Audi Duty Time"
or
"It's Audi Doody Time"

"It's Audi Doody Time"
or
"It's Audi Duty Time"

Heh, there are some really good ones up there, so I don't know how this one will fare.

"The world's fastest clown car."

The hunt for Chris Bangle.

"Stop it! it ticklz!"

Audi, harnessing the energy of little kids.

or

the little old lady upgrades from a shoe to an R8

or

"Ms. DeRosa, I'm Chris Hansen, what exactly are you doing here?"

Wasn't the Q5 supposed to be Audi's new soccer-mom crossover?

Either the engine is where the trunk should be and the trunk is where the engine should be, or these seats are facing backwards!

8 kids and u feel special? try it with this car

Raising the bar for "Show n' Tell" day...

"Michael, Michael, who are all of these kids climbing on me?"

"R8 is Enough"
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075500/

"Sure~ you can play with it. It's not mine. It's my company's car..."

"Hey, while the IL dude is distracted, you guys help me steal the headlights and front bumper!"
-boy with red shirt

Feed me Seymour!

"OMG OMG OMG!!!"

Trunk?
Check!

Tires?
Check!

Engine?
Check!

Cupholders?
...

Anyone want to vote for the best? I'll post our favorite in an hour. -- Donna

Worlds most expensive jungle jim!

"Audi PG8"

"Audi's pit crews get younger each year"

"I ate your Legos! Bwahahaha!"