2009 Nissan 370Z Touring: You Write the Caption

Thats not the right box.

Z-We have different dads.

"Hon, what does taking pictures of cars have to do with teaching our son his letters and shapes?"

"I should've never slept with that pathfinder"

"Boxxy"

The classic meeting of The Jock and The Geek.

Z--"I can't believe we're from the same family."

Z--"You might have the puppy dog face, but I have the growl."

Cube--"It's hip to be square again."

Cube--"Hey Z, what's wrong with your eyes?"
Z--"Hey Cube, what's wrong with you're face?"

"Hey, I'm silver too!"

I thought of that because both of these cars are silver! :-)

Cube: I can carry moar swimsuit models than j00.

"And you thought the octuplets were bad..."

"you're such a younger brother"

"get off my nose!"

370Z^3 (370Z Cubed...get it?)

370Z: *snicker snicker*
Cube: "Hey, I was in the pool!"

"Mystery Solved! Must've been the milkman"

I was going to do a cubed joke. I thought of Cube root of Z.

"He's my brother from the different mother"

"Actually, we're just half brothers."

"Unfortuntely, my aunt drank a lot when he was in the womb."

Why...again.?

Gah, didn't mean to do the same thing you did, louis.

"3D glasses? What 3D glasses?"

It's getting late. The 370Z senses easy pickings, over there by the bar. Obviously low on self-esteem. He waits. . . then makes his move: "Hi! Come here often?"

or "He's my brother from another mother"

Z : "The M3 is coming over for dinner. Stay here and don't show yourself."

or

Z : "I'm sorry I called you a bulldog with a unibrow."

"The math does not add up. As you can see, Z to the third power is the same as dividing by zero. It just doesn't make any sense."

I ate the 1.8

Cube: Didn't i see you in nemo ?

Z: ha very funny !

Cube: So which one in the family did you inherit those fangs from ?

Z: So let me get this one day you were rolling down the street then the next your find yourself in a dark room with a pug and then the men explained how they finally were able to breed dogs with cars ?

Cube: that's what they said

Doctor: Common, common... push Mrs. Z, push! Ok, ok, its out. Its a beautiful cube. Here you go.

Mr. Z: That mother f#$%*@ Armada!

"You should see my other car..."

also

"It's naht a toumah!"

z: "ACK! Is that my shipping box!?"

-370Z: Awe. You made me Cube.

-Cube: Wanna swap wheels?

-Either: Do these wheels make my butt look big?

Anyone have a tissue?

They never fit back in the box.

Z to the power of 3
(or Z cubed)

A Z meets a Why.

I see your custom plate came in "Geisel"

lame...

"Z : "The M3 is coming over for dinner. Stay here and don't show yourself."

That's the best one so far. I'm not very good at thinking of captions, though.

This is so embarassing! Get back in the van!

Z: My brother was born with a hunchback.

Z: New rims for me!! Nevermind that's not my box.

Z: Ya that's right, look away ugly!!

Cube: I get better gas mileage than you!!

Z: Hey cube, Scion called and said you look familiar.

Z: Jeez, we can't be seen together

Extra, Extra - Nissan engineers discover the wind-tunnel! (Before and after shots).

This is the LAST time I let Carlos Ghosn set me up on a blind date!

"the doctors warned me of the risks of having kids past 35"

"It took Mr. Brauer all of 0.762 seconds to decide which keys to grab tonight."

J Clarkson: "and it ate the tire!"

(You have to remember that Koenigsegg episode of Top Gear to get this one)

Disclaimer: I do NOT like Clarkson and do NOT worship him.

Your lunch money - give it to me.

or

We're going to need a bigger box.

Z: "Mom always did like me best."

Z: You know it's funny... you look like a truck but shouldn't, and I SOUND like a truck but shouldn't.

Optometrist's test: better or worse, better or worse

'Smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'

'Z, theres something you should know about your brother...'

'The meeting point of style and function.'

'Cube: Am i adopted?'

'Z: Nice love handles you got there.'
(because the doors bulge out in the middle)

'Z: The doctor said it was just a phase.'

'Secretly, the Z loved his little bro'

'...but noooo, you just had to come to the US'

'Z: Nice braces. Cube: You like them? Their Krom.'

ohh, one more...

'MOM! Zs making fun of my scoliosis again.'

Z - Ahh, ahh, AAAACHU!!!! OMG, I feel like crap.
Look at all that phlem...

Cube - Hey Z! Hey, hey Z! Over Here!! Why won't he look at me?

Cube - I may be a dork, but you're using performance enhancing SynchroRev Match!

Cube: I'm mellltiiiing!!

"Son, you're Square"

Recognizing it's clientele, Nissan offers electronically assisted double parking on the '09 Z.

Cube, the first car designed during "3 martini Fridays" at Nissan's design studio..

Cube: you think you hate it now, just wait until you drive it.

Z- MOM TOLD YOU TO STOP FOLLOWING ME! Your gonna bring my rep down in Cali!

Z- No you cant hang with the GTR and me!

Total Opposites:
The Z needs to be seen and heard; the Cube... not so much.

here's why you don't wash a Z in hot water.

"Sexy Z discovers she's related to the Elephant Man."

"Cool Z Cube sneeze"

Now available for a limited time: Buy any new Nissan 370Z and get this handy carrying container free!

Last time I parked like that, they crushed me into a square.

Another editor offers us "I dunno, Doc. It started as a pimple on my headlight."

Z: "Hey, Lil' Man...You're in my space."

--When did Nissan add Picasso to the design team?

--Did the crusher break down halfway through?

--You mean I have to share an assembly line with THAT thing?!

--And I thought the Rubik's cube was ridiculous...

--Will someone please bring me a kleenex?

--You think you're special because you can make milk come out your nose? Well, check THIS out...

--Yeah, this is really going to mess up my aerodynamics...

--Those taillights have GOT to be brighter than Rudolph's nose! Santa is SURE to let me lead his sleigh this year.

--They told me I've got a great personality, but I'll never make it big unless I get a nose job.

--And Pinocchio thinks he has it bad? Look what happened to me when I tried to pretend I was a GT-R...

--It's not a tumor!

Gesundheit!

Cool jock brother(370z) to younger nerdy one(cube) - "stop being so square"

P.S. the way they are parked makes it even funnier

I said "Rip snorting fun dude!" not "Quick snort the Cube!"

Are we auditioning for Fast and the Furious, or Beauty and the Beast?

Cube: What are you looking at?
Z: I'm still trying to figure that out...

Z: I ask for a stunt double and this is what they send me!?

If we only knew who their father was..

Now you've given me an idea jomil... :)

--Cube, I am your father.

Confronted by a predator, the cubefish assumes a defensive posture.

Z - I would have made the Transformers sequel if it wasn't for you!!

Nissan Cube: Its whats on the inside that counts.