2008 Audi R8: You Write the Caption

"Audi R8: The Car for Photoshop Hacks"

"The R8. It's electric."

"Goes like greased lightning."

"Lightning forks ahead. So does the road."

"Making mother nature angry just got fun again."

"There in a flash; gone in the next."

"Taking the world by storm."

"Storm comes standard. Lightning included in optional electronics package."

"It's shockingly good."

"From 0 to 60 in a flash of lightning."

"Nature's fury unleashed."

"Meet Counterpunch, Bumblebee's evil twin."

Forget the Chrvy Volt, I want the Audi Bolt!

"Audi proudly introduces the lightening powered R8 Zero Emission"

"Audi R8's audition for Back To The Future IV"

The year 2150, the advert reads "Come get your time travelling Audi R8"

"I ain't joking when I'm telling you
that while in the Yakima
digging up them Thunderegg Stones.
Well, we cracked them wide open,
the mountain started smokin'
and the sky turned the color of a crow."

What a shocking car.

Shockingly good looks.

Shocking handsome car

Those shocking good looks are enough to till you.

What a shocking car.

Shockingly good looks.

Shocking handsome car

Those shocking good looks are enough to kill you.

Lightning Strikes!!!

The Sound of Thunder.

It's Alive!

Audi R8: Ride The Lightning

My appologies to Metallica for copping their album title, but it seemed fitting.

Bolts off the line.

Don't be afraid of Zeus, be afraid of me.

*KABOOOOM!*
"Was that the thunder or the R8?"

"Behold-something wicked this way comes.

Which is why the Audi R8 has all wheel drive and a powerful V8 to handle it."

"You thought we had electrical problems before!"

(problems could be substituted with "gremlins"

"Live the storm"

"The Audi R8: It's going to get you."

"Sure it might be a second faster, but the GT-R NEVER looked this cool."

"I AM the R8! The four horsemen ain't got NOTHING on ME!"

"Uh oh, looks like Zeus got himself a new chariot..."

"When clouds fill the sky, and the lightning rages, the R8 comes out to hunt..."

"Pay no attention to the driver behind the windshield."

"The time of the hybrid ends NOW!"

"I'll tell you where you can put your CAFE standards."

"The wrath of the Autmotive Gods is upon us."

"What are YOU lookin' at?"

"Evil is as evil does."

"R8: This time, the lighting follows the thunder."

1.21 Gigawatts!?

"The Audi R8, so good that you should have waited for actual lightning."

"Since lightning struck to create the R8 the first time, we had to use Photoshop to get it to strike a second time."

"CAFE names the Chevy Volt king, puts the R8 on death row... and here I thought we had abolished death by electrocution."

"Thunderstom not included"

"The Audi R8. The official vehicle of Benjamin Franklin"

"Audi R8. Fearless."

"Need to jumpstart your day?"

And on the eighth day, God created the supercar.

"Something wicked this way comes!"

I didn't like all that extra space, so I cropped it to a magazine cover and removed that stupid pole.

http://kwaping.com/imgs/audi-r8-13th_cropped.jpg

What do you think?

"Its alive...ALIVE!"

Also for some reason this picture makes me think of that movie The Never Ending Story.

"Oh, No! The Nothing!"

And then, if this were a commercial begging for a tagline.

"The Audi R8: refined, ominous, and utterly desireable."

The Audi R8, with Lightning Emitting Diodes for Daytime Running Lights.

Plug in? Plug in? We don't need no stinkin plug in

Dr. Emmett Brown: I've got 1.21 gigawatts of electricity now hook up the Flux Capacitor I have a DeLorean to race back in 1985.

Gray skies are gonna clear up, put on a happy face...
I've got my R8 fired up, to leave this stormy place...

:o)

"Audi unveils controversial new electric motor recharging technology in R8"

""Audi R8. Now available with exclusive 'Nikola Tesla anti-theft system"

That gets my vote.
-mike

"Audi Supercar is now R8'ed 'Excellent' after an increasingly protective government insisted on testing for Lightning Safety"

Audi R8: We don't need no stinkin' Tesla electric sports car.

"An automobile with an electrifying personality."

"After a drive in this puppy, you're gonna need a defibrillator."

CARB presents satellite-based supercar elimination program.

Supercar driver electrocuted while trying to remember proper button sequence for launch control.

Audi: Blitzen Durch Technik

-"Autobots meet your Strikingly hansome 2nd captain Lightning 4.2. Cousin to Bumblebee".

-"Sorry mother nature but this Audi can whip up a more electrifying storm than you can" :)

-The Audi R8. Even mother nature stands up and takes notice.

* breathing heavily*, Luke, I am your fahtha!

Olympic Sprinter Usain Bolt Signs Endorsement Deal

hmm, and going off my original submission, just slightly modifying it:
'Audi: Vorsprung Durch Blitzen'
For those of you who don't know, this is a play off some of their ads.

"I sing the Audi Electric."

"WARNING: MAY ATTRACT ATTENTION FROM THE HEAVENS"

Audi R8, because they haven't build a DeLorean since 82'.

Hope the electronics are covered under warranty.

"Number 8... ALIVE!"

The wonderful thing about Audi's,
is that Audi's are wonderful things!
The toy ones are made of rubber,
the real ones electrify things!
Racing, roaring, burning, sliding,
fun fun fun fun fun!
But the most wonderful thing about Audi's
is that they have the coolest one!
They HAAAAAVE, the coolest one!

The R8, for those times when you need a Jolt!

Stop humping the car your causing static electricity!

The Audi R8: Even God wants one."

You think my Christmas lights power themselves!

"IT'S ALIVE!"

(lifted from Mel Brooke's Frankenstein)

"And so God, offended by the R8's front overhang, attempted to strike the car down."

"Sure it's mine, may lightning strike me if I'm lying . . ."

Asphalt: "Please don't kill me!"

wshuff-

you got me laughing with that one

Even God can't hit a 1-iron, or an R8.

Audi R8: Even God wouldn't smite it!

For their new R8 supercar, Audi engineers had to develop an all-new kind of electrical gremlin.

I fail, Joefromtampa beat me to it.

I like the entries from Speedholes, Norsairius or Carnage the best.

"Ironman strikes again."