What you see above you is an approximation of what Detroit looked like last Friday, and through much of the weekend that just passed. I apologize for the lack of an actual photo. The thing is, I've been a little too busy trying to not die and/or get somewhere or another in the Caddy.
Remember how in my last installment of the Cadillac CTS long-term blog, I described the car's Michelin all-season tires snow performance as "Fair?" Yeah well, I take that back. I'm now deciding whether their snow performance would more accurately be described as "Useless" or in the words of (I think) Emerson Fittipaldi "The Tires, They Are Sheet!"
Possibly the tires are more worn than their 20,000 miles would justify due to stunts like the one pictured below.
And I grant that no car or truck was exactly at the top of its game in the rapid-accumulation 10-inch mess of snow that fateful Friday. But the Caddy would have been down-right scary, had it been able to get going. Once stopped, the CTS' rears simply did not have the grip to get rolling, no matter how carefully I applied the power. On my lonely six-mile commute to work, I got stuck no fewer than three times. And I don't mean that the car fell off the road into a ditch. No, no, I was simply stuck feet into an intersection, furiously rocking the car between drive and reverse. Twice I managed to free myself. That was embarrassing enough for a guy who grew up driving Mustangs and MGs in this garbage.
The true humiliation came when I made it part way into a busy intersection and a large fin of snow/slush brought me to a halt as I was trying to turn left and I sat there through two traffic-light cycles before one of the guys whose path to work I was blocking got out of his Grand Cherokee and pushed me out. The shame.
The saving grace was that the CTS carries California plates. I was therefore a Californian in the minds of those I'd inconvenienced. And Californians are a breed of cat, expected by Michiganders to be situationally inept and lacking in fortitude. So as I drove away, I waved to my savior and said, "Thanks, um, dude."
I drove the wife's all-wheel-drive, snow-tired family truckster for the remainder of the weekend. And I will continue to do so in heavy snow unless or until we get some snows on the Caddy. --Daniel Pund, Senior Editor, Detroit at 20,620 miles

chavis10 says:
01:05 PM, 12/22/08
Bald tires and RWD suck in the snow. At least with a FWD car, you'll be putting more weight on those bald tires giving you a little more traction.
dougtheeng says:
01:08 PM, 12/22/08
I had a lot of trouble in that same storm system. It absolutely obliterated southern ontario (snowmageddon!). My MINI got stuck in two parking lots on my drive home, and I just opted not to stop for most stop signs (the road was empty) so as not to get stuck again.
redliner says:
01:28 PM, 12/22/08
should have taken the mitsu. or subi.
carguy622 says:
01:46 PM, 12/22/08
Makes me wonder how Phil is doing in the Infiniti.
joefrompa says:
02:15 PM, 12/22/08
Does THIS CTS have a rear LSD? If so, you should probably throw a few hundred pounds in the back. I've done fairly well with crappy all-seasons, a limited slip rear, and some good weight in the trunk.
greenpony says:
02:17 PM, 12/22/08
"The saving grace was that the CTS carries California plates. I was therefore a Californian in the minds of those I'd inconvenienced. And Californians are a breed of cat, expected by Michiganders to be situationally inept and lacking in fortitude. So as I drove away, I waved to my savior and said, 'Thanks, um, dude.'"
A fellow midwesterner hiding behind Cali plates. Tsk tsk. Although I should say that fwd would have been of limited value too, in that weather. I got my Focus stuck once on the way to work (about half tread life remaining on the tires) and had to be pushed out too. No shame in that. My favorite bonehead stunt from that day was some guy making a turn in a Charger through a red light. It had just turned red and I guess he didn't want to stop. Unfortunately for him, he took the turn way too fast and slid into a snowbank on the opposite corner. He couldn't back out, and he certainly couldn't go forward. No, I didn't stop to help. If he's dumb enough to race through a snowy intersection in a rwd car, he deserves whatever bad luck comes his way. I'm just happy he didn't hit another car, because then 'd be obligated to stop.
g8gtnorth says:
03:39 PM, 12/22/08
Ditto for the wieght in the trunk. My mother bought a full set of winter tires for her merc, so I threw a couple of her summers (they have nice sleeves, very clean) in the trunk of my G8GT, when I got worried about the snow.
Sure the ride was compromised, but I did get all the grip I could ever have wanted :)
tenfifteen says:
03:40 PM, 12/22/08
Two years ago, a guy in a Charger did the same thing here in Maryland. It had been snowing for a good little while, and the accumulation was getting slushy. Anyhow, he decided he didn't want to wait on the red, nailed it, broke the arse-end loose to the right, and recovered just in time to slam both left-side wheels (though the rear really took the brunt of it) into the curbing that divided traffic.
Even better, it was rolling on those idiotic 'Dubs' that he probably spent $1500 each on.
Nearly p!ssed myself I was laughing so hard.
MS3lvr92 says:
04:30 PM, 12/22/08
It's not just the snow that's bad here, it's the horrible freezing temperatures (they're here in Chicago anyway). Yesterday the high was below 0 and today was only about 5-7 degrees warmer. The tires have the grip of marble at that temperature (unless that is they are dedicated snow shoes). I spun my tires shifting from 1-2 and 2-3 almost every time today just trying to get a move on. I thought it would be ok because there was no snow but boy was I wrong. On a side note, on the way home I saw a GMC Envoy that had rolled over on its side on the opposide side of the road in the snow facing the wrong way. That kind of gave me some shivers as I was rolling along at 20 MPH as people were stopping to look and taking pictures. People should drive more carefully in these conditions.
estreka says:
05:41 PM, 12/22/08
We're celebrating our 10th day of sub negative teens and 20's here. It has been snowing off and on (I think we're up to 15"). I cannot drive faster than 20mph on most roads.
All you Californians that keep moving here in Montana, stop! Think what you're doing!
kurtamaxxxguy says:
06:40 PM, 12/22/08
We in Portland OR share your pain. Lots of spinouts and accidents today as the roads are now basically 4" rutted ice. Even with AWD and chains, cars are slipping and sliding everywhere.
ekimfeenux says:
09:51 PM, 12/22/08
I'm just south of Seattle and we have about 4" of snow on top of 3 1/2" to 4" of ice so driving has sure been fun for every one. The only guy I know who has been able to get around is one of my buddy's in his lifted Yota with swampers.
bimmerjay says:
11:55 PM, 12/22/08
Is there a CTS Brougham, Biarritz, or D'Elegance edition out yet? Inquiring minds want to know.
cx7lover says:
12:46 AM, 12/23/08
Charger owners rarely spend 1,500 a wheel, more like 1,500 for 22" wheels and tires.
2002blksle says:
06:37 AM, 12/23/08
what's the deal with tires these days? I had to drop $1,100 on snow tires to relace the "all season" Bridgestone tires on my 08 CX-9 GT. I call a conspiracy. Whoever started this "performance tire" and "summer tire" trend BS needs a good beating.
chavis10 says:
07:43 AM, 12/23/08
Joe- this CTS does in fact have the optional LSD. Do BMWs even come with LSDs anymore?
CycloneRcr says:
08:58 AM, 12/23/08
DON'T USE those all-season tires, they are just miserable in any condition. They don't offer good dry-summer performance and they are still crap on the snow. This is the fact, period.
If you drive your car in heavily variable conditions then you should be changing your tires seasonally, I mean you should be keeping your "real" winter-snow tires in your basement during high-temp. summer-spring-fall season then replace them with your "real" summer-performance tires when it starts to be cold out there (below 44F). That's how it should be done. Those all-seasons are just crap.
esoterica says:
09:19 AM, 12/23/08
bimmerjay, I know you're joking, but to give you an idea just how wildly revolutionary this car is for Cadillac, you can't even get it with factory chrome rims (the shiniest ones are high-polished aluminum)
chavis10 says:
12:46 PM, 12/23/08
cyclone- I've never got stuck with high performance all season tires. I'll never pay for snow tires- it's not worth it in a major city where streets get plowed. If I lived in East Geblit, then perhaps your recommendation would be more appropriate.
CycloneRcr says:
02:01 PM, 12/23/08
That's OK for your situation, similarly I also don't use snow-tires, here a heavy snowfall happens maybe once or twice a year, that's not enough for justifying the snow-rubber. But some other people mount them in November-December and use until March-April and I also understand their decision because they certainly feel safer when it's becomes lower than 40-45F even if it's not precipitating.
What I oppose is to be deceived by those crappy all-seasons. They are claimed to be the compromise but in fact they are just bad performers in any situation you'd think of. I am all for summer-performance tires in summer and if you get heavy snow in winter where you must be driving on coated roads then you should be just changing to winter tires. That's how I see it.
chavis10 says:
09:15 AM, 12/24/08
cyclone- if you buy a car with summer only performance tires, then you will obviously need winter tires if your area gets cold in the winter with the obligatory sleet/ice/snow to go with it. However, I wouldn't lambast all season tires because for the most part, the work for 90% of drivers. I doubt half the people will summer only performance tires realize more than a fraction of their potential anyway. The cost associated with summer only performance tires pretty much outweighs any advantage you get from them in dry warm weather- unless you are really that much an enthusiast who afford frequent tire replacement.
stingray454 says:
12:17 PM, 12/30/08
You guys should really get snow tires for the CTS if its going to be spending the whole winter in Detroit. Any RWD car in a snowy area should have snow tires, IMO.
Cadillac also offers an AWD version of the CTS - the CTS-4. Perhaps Edmunds should have bought that one instead.