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2008 Scion xB: You Write the Caption

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cx7lover says:

06:31 PM, 08/ 8/08

"Wow, toyota really F-ed up this one"
"porker"
"I wouldn't want to get hit by that mug"
"fugly"
"The first gen was better"

phinneas519 says:

06:34 PM, 08/ 8/08

"Finally, we're the smaller *sses."

heydave says:

06:48 PM, 08/ 8/08

"[We] may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning [we] will be sober and you will still be ugly."
Winston Churchill

altimadude00 says:

06:59 PM, 08/ 8/08

Donkey One: Oh wow, that's a looker!

Donkey Two: You should ask it out on a date.

misterfusion says:

07:12 PM, 08/ 8/08

For 2008, Avis renters may choose the Scion xB on the right, or, for a nominal extra fee, the upgrade on the left.

dougtheeng says:

07:40 PM, 08/ 8/08

Comparison test: 2008 Scion xB vs. latest Honda (left).

Result: The Honda was reliable, as always, but like the rest of the Honda line up, its styling wasi n question.

pengwin says:

09:18 PM, 08/ 8/08

Current generation scion xB on the right. Next gen xB on the left.

speeder31 says:

10:04 PM, 08/ 8/08

Donkey 1: Why the long face?
xB: Speak for yourself.

84skyblue says:

10:17 PM, 08/ 8/08

"I would so totally hit that"

tantan73 says:

10:25 PM, 08/ 8/08

"you know, for the first tmie in my life, I'd RATHER walk"

sgude says:

05:36 AM, 08/ 9/08

Both donkeys: "Damn."

pengwin says:

08:04 AM, 08/ 9/08

@ sgude

more like

"Both donkeys: "Damn. I thought we were ugly."

sm42 says:

08:09 AM, 08/ 9/08

"They said you were going to drive it"

"The toaster? What kind of *ss do I look like."

zach101 says:

08:28 AM, 08/ 9/08

"I'm glad we're color blind."

cah11705 says:

09:22 AM, 08/ 9/08

"the xb meats its brothers and sisters for the first time"

elfjon says:

09:49 AM, 08/ 9/08

1: "why would they park that piece of crud right in front of us?"
2: "and they call US jackasses"
(as they pass)
1: "i've got more qulity in my $%^*"

charleytampa says:

11:03 AM, 08/ 9/08

Hurry your ass up.

zoomzoom22 says:

12:21 PM, 08/ 9/08

Donkey: "Mom, where have you been?!"

alfalfa33 says:

01:52 PM, 08/ 9/08

"I told you not to invite him!"

banhugh says:

06:46 PM, 08/ 9/08

"Scion focuses on new demographic groups to fight low car sales"

banhugh says:

06:48 PM, 08/ 9/08

"Scion appeals to it's basic target group"

anilpunjabi says:

09:01 PM, 08/ 9/08

Who's the donkey now?

jahfakin says:

05:52 AM, 08/10/08

I can't think of anything mean to say about my xB!

tinyelvis says:

06:49 AM, 08/10/08

Donkeys: Go Beep Yourself

ih8hyundai says:

02:45 PM, 08/10/08

Donkey 1: "That thing is fugly."
Donkey 2: "You shouldn't poke fun. I think it has Down Syndrome."

slickersdrip says:

02:59 PM, 08/10/08

"Huh, the guy who bought this one is an even bigger ass than we are."

cx7lover says:

03:46 AM, 08/11/08

jahfakin
No one said it had to be negative,

06scooby says:

07:48 AM, 08/11/08

"Ooh here comes the garbage truck!"

"What does that plate say?"

"Wow Betty! The plastic surgeon really screwed you up! You should get your money back!"

louiswei says:

08:16 AM, 08/11/08

Donkey or xB... I'll take the bus.

autoboy16 says:

08:25 AM, 08/11/08

XB" You remind me of my designers..." LMAo


-Cj

m_thrizzle says:

09:58 AM, 08/11/08

"Who are you calling an a$$, a$$?"

redleggt says:

12:05 PM, 08/11/08

Look Al, here's someone driving one of those things out in broad daylight.

James Riswick says:

03:04 PM, 08/11/08

Donkey + Horse = Mule

So what does Donkey + Scion = ?

zillafire says:

06:18 PM, 08/11/08

Donkey on the left
"That Scion looks like a prick"

Donkey on the right
"I got your back if you wanna start something"

xl562bx says:

03:32 PM, 08/12/08

Okay! We know your the bad egg.

pete5o5 says:

10:01 AM, 08/13/08

"Yeah, I know the Fit is better, but this one followed me home."

gearhead1977 says:

08:52 PM, 09/ 2/10

"When did they paint the barn blue? And why did they put wheels on it?

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